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There Was Lasers

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:48 am
by vowlvom
I am writing in my bunker, though it's getting late
it's the only way they will let us communicate
and though we barely knew each other and we never kissed
my heart still burns as I reminisce

about how we met
and how sparks flew
and how there was a small explosion
when I looked at you
and when you looked back
through a cloud of steam
the city was destroyed
by a laser beam

they picked through the rubble and found us there
both of us unconscious with flames licking at our hair
and they had to separate us for the good of mankind
our eyes were deadly weapons, and love was blind(ing)

so now I'm writing you a letter, trying to figure out why
such destruction was unleashed when I met your eyes
as the city still smoulders with burning embers
there's a pain in my heart as I remember

how we met...

Re: There Was Lasers

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:29 am
by Pigfarmer Jr
There Was Lasers - Pigfarmer Jr :twisted:

There was Lasers

There was lasers

There was lasers

There was lasers

Re: There Was Lasers

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:36 am
by j$
"There Was Lazers" by Mr B and Mr C
Words by Sausage Boy, music by Johnny Cashpoint.

People of the younger generations what are you doing to yourself?
Being constantly engaged like this surely isn’t that good for your health -
Now, look.

Just work hard and do what the system says, you will achieve success, like me.
Even though you can only get jobs that pay minimum wage, shut up and
Make coffee ...

They lived their life in front of screens
There was lasers where their eyes should have been
Who knows what horrors they had seen
There was lasers where their eyes should have been

Get control of your life and use it to do the things I want you to do
Otherwise I can’t leech your work and keep me in the life I am
accustomed to.

CHORUS

CHORUS

Millennials killed supermarkets. Millennials killed movies.
Millennials killed napkins. Millennials killed 9-5.
There’s no way I am responsible.

There Was Lasers

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:38 am
by Geoff WreckdoM
There Was Lasers
by WreckdoM

There's lasers in my pants
Watch your hands!
You'll get lasers on your hands if you
Touch my pants
Touch my pants
Touch my pants
There's lasers in my tits
Watch your nips!
If you hug me do not rub me
Tit to tit
Tit to tit
Tit to tit
There was lasers in my home when I was born I was alone
There was lasers in my bone now I am grown I'm always bored
There was lasers in my brain I shorted out in the rain
There was lasers in my fists I took no shit from other kids
Lasers

There's lasers in my bong
Watch your lungs!
They'll become atom bombs if you
Suck it strong
Suck it strong
Suck it strong
There's lasers in my mouth
Watch your gums!
My spit will zap you numb if you
Taste my tongue
Taste my tongue
Taste my tongue
There was lasers in my home when I was born I was alone
There was lasers in my bone now I am grown I'm always bored
There was lasers in my brain I shorted out in the rain
There was lasers in my fists I took no shit from other kids
Lasers