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Expert Opinion

Post by sleepysilverdoor »

Phlebia

First thing in the morning after drinking caffeine
Brewed from artisan coffee beans
I do a little reading on the latrine
Fry my eyes on my cell phone screen
I’m typing in the web address
Propaganda made with no finesse
Scrolling down the page like I’m possessed.
Cortisol releasing feel distressed
I support freedom of the press
To shut down higher cognitive processes
Want to be informed but I ain’t impressed
And I’ll confess it makes me feel depressed
I should stop looking at my celly
We’d be better off if we got rid of the telly
But how else would I get the news? Fill me in!
This social mind control feels Machiavellian
My lyric sheet reads like I’m trying to be woke
But following the media feels like having a stroke
I can’t see can’t speak can’t feel can’t think
Can’t stand stories bout my precinct
It’s like carbon monoxide
Breathing it in and I’m slowing dying
Carboxyhemoglobin cause of all your lying
I feel like it’s intensifying

No I don’t need your expert opinion
No I don’t trust you or your minions
No You’re just trying to spread your dominion
You’re better off in the garbage bin and
No I don’t want your facts
Making up crap you got no tact
You deliver lies and I’m shipping them back
You’re wack hack cracked just yak yak yak

Work me into a tizzy
So much spin you’re making me dizzy
Figuring out reality keeps me busy
My teeth ain’t brushed and my hair is frizzy
No, that’s a joke cause I’m bald
My blood is boiling, my vessels scald
I wanna tear down these castle walls
At the ready when the revolution calls
They’ve lost the plot
Regurgitating talking points without a thought
Sit and watch my culture rot
It’s gotten worse and worse since the early aughts
Don’t question what you are taught
They programmed you like a robot
Unaware of your blind spots
Stare at the screen till your eyes bloodshot
Narratives have all been bought
By big shots and their luxury yachts
Echo chamber of crackpots
Telling you to you follow their mascots
Maybe we could stop this juggernaut
Even giants have weak spots
Don’t forget David and his slingshot
Bring em all down for what they’ve wrought

No I don’t need your expert opinion
No I don’t trust you or your minions
No You’re just trying to spread your dominion
You’re better off in the garbage bin and
No I don’t want your facts
Making up crap, you got no tact
You deliver lies and I’m shipping them back
You’re wack hack cracked just yak yak yak
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Vom Vorton

day 51 in the house, and in desperation
I fire up the internet seeking some new inspiration
while endlessly scrolling through news in growing despair
I fire out an update to say I have nothing to share

but ears are pricked up, somebody’s paying attention
and apparently some gap in my logic is worthy of mention

looks like I’ve summoned
an internet minion
expert in nothing
but having an expert opinion
he’s one in a million

day 62 in the house, and in a depression
I use social media to pose an innocent question
I’m hoping for answers from relevant folk that I trust
but here comes a tidal wave of unsolicited disgust

it’s true, I suppose, that in my haste, I didn’t check my spelling
now here comes the angry mob, wielding pitchforks and yelling

looks like I’ve summoned
the internet minions
expert in nothing
but giving their expert opinions
I bow to their brilliance
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Expert Opinion - Paco del Stinko

I got a expert opinion
And I'm testing the lynchpin
I'll use flexing precision
To be besting derision


I knew a guy who knew everything
I asked him to rhyme and he started to sing

Open your eyes to see what it brings
Too high to fly and too deep to swim

I can testify - I can rectify
On the by and by - There's no less than I


You want the truth without any flack
Well you came to me so listen up, Jack

Some have perspectives others have angles
If you don't buy mine then we're gonna tangle


*Note: I am aware that the English in the chorus is very wrong. I made the choice to do so because it's...so wrong.
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Expert Opinion - Brown Word and the Big Whine

I watched a YouTube video
There was a person who said they were a doctor
Everything they said just made so much sense
Finally an answer to counter the madness

I've got an expert opinion on everything
It's better to trust your own instincts
Than blindly be lead by academic elites
Why bend the knee to authority
Just because they spend years
Under rigorous protocols
To study a topic I just heard about?

I'm gonna share this video
Take 20 minutes and come away convinced
He destroys every known expert in moments
I don't understand how people can ignore it

My friends are so hateful saying ugly things
That my video isn't scientifically sound
They say the statistics are fundamentally flawed
They its irresponsible to spread it around

I guess they'd rather live in fear
Than actually be free like me
The website I like said it's all a big hoax
I'm gonna live my own life - for reallllll

But I've got an expert opinion on everything
It's better to trust your own instincts
Than blindly be lead by academic elites
Why bend the knee to authority
Just because they have degrees
Official documents that
They've studied something I just heard about?
YYYYYeeeeeaaaaahhhhh boy, I tell ya!

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Expert Opinion

I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis

And I was all like the earth is totally flat
And you can hold that L because well you are mostly wack
I am always right. You are always wrong
All I need is a flashlight twist tie to build a sideways bong
Smoke pot all day and do extensive research on grown ups
Im a wizard and Wiccan I’m an intern at Dunkin’ Donuts
And so what you can’t handle my superior intellect
I’m introspective I’m always thinking about the internet

Where do you think I get all my great ideas from
Collect resin in jars as back up I mean why be dumb
I mean ummm why would I ever stop being high
That would never happen like cops being shy
Cause fuck the police they’re always taking away my right to party
Card me for waking and baking behind an Arby’s
I’m hardly ever at school because I’m working 40 protest banners
Oh what maters is that you better vote for Bernie Sanders

I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis

I’m such a nice guy, girls don’t like me, nice dudes can’t get it
I would never ever stay inside for a stupid pandemic
Don’t sweat it because this is America
The government won’t control me I ain’t scared of ya
Hillary had emails, I’ve seen photos, prove it
Orange man is good Vaccines are total bullshit
I don’t do shit but I know a lot of stuff for a druggie
3am I saw the infomercial bought myself a Snuggie

I’m ugly, but a good guy I should be dating a gothic fetish model
My standards outweigh my logic Tom Hanks is a pedophile
He milks the adrenal gland of babies, drinks blood, the dude is gothy
QAnon knows Illuminati
Jesus was a hoax just an excuse to impale white folks
#WhiteLivesMatter if I get the rona inhale Lysol
The coronavirus kills but so does flu and so did lightning
Bet you Tom Hanks didn’t even have COVID-19

I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis
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Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff

I: E x4
Verse1: E A G C, E A G C-B-
I don’t want to be rude
I’ll keep my opinions quiet
Let’s all wait for the facts
Patience,you might try it

Chorus: D A C G x2
You’re the expert
You have an opinion
You’re the expert
Your opinion won’t change

Verse2
I can’t cover my eyes
Wait for this to subside
The world is a mess
You don’t care if we survive

You’re the expert
You have an opinion
You’re the expert
Your opinion won’t change

Bridge: E B D A x2
No opinion, no opinion!
I got an idea for a revolution
No opinion, no opinion!
It’s all in the execution

S: E B D A x2

Verse3 - half verse
I don’t want to be rude
Your ignorance ruins my mood

Chorus
You’re the expert
You have an opinion
You’re the expert
Your opinion won’t change

End on E
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Expert Opinion
by WreckdoM

I was there at the scene of the crime
Front row seat to all the excitement
They had asked me to testify
Suddenly I felt important
You should listen to my every word
Analyze the slightest nuance
Admire my diction and poise
Reliable and full of confidence
Maybe I exaggerated
Maybe I stretched the truth a little
There may have been something in my eye
I may have flubbed a couple details
Now I'm back in my seat
A pair of eyes staring at me
Refuting what I've said
Explaining how it couldn't happen that way
Now I'm sweatin' beads
You got me gnashing teeth
Staring at my feet
My brow is furrowing
I just got to think
They don't suspect a thing
Trying not to blink
Melting in my seat
What really happened that night?
What does the evidence show?
Blurry fog and a shorting light
Who saw what, when and how
What's the sequence of events?
Do they match the time of death?
Have a look at a composite sketch
Does it seem really that far fetched?
Let's go back step by step
Get a time line established
I wanna do this by the book
An expert opinion and a second look
I may be a simple man
Rubber biscuit, frying pan
Some things I can't understand
Do I suspect a divine hand?
Is it random or was it planned?
Is it true or just a sham?
You must decide where you stand
An expert opinion can help with that
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Re: Expert Opinion

Post by Smalltown Mike »

Here you go, kids. Gaping Maw's Expert Opinion:

Remember the day we let the world collapse?
Let our reason lapse and we all took a step back?
Jackass packaged fake “facts” like stacks of flap jacks,
created rats of anti-vaxx.
Yea, we should all inject disinfectant, well
what did we expect? evidence? intelligence?
We had potential but we fucked our fellow
have-nots for essentials. Why are the stupid influential?

In your expert opinion,
we’re all expendable millions
but fuck your idiot convention
that’s my honest opinion.
You’re reptilian, a dystopian hell.
a villainous politician, and time will tell

You put your brain in quarantine,
treated your head to a guillotine 
I peeled the layers back like an onion
but there’s nothing expert in your opinion
the original part, second time
it’s embarrassing — the textbook definition
there’s nothing expert in your opinion

Yea, give that man a television show, give him a
microphone, give him a throne built on skeletones.
Insignificant drivel drifting around inside his head
and so we counted up our dead
while the hipsters got baked and baked artisan bread.
The rich got richer while the rest packed groceries.
We broke the backbone of society
Everybody quiet when the orange man speaks, he says:
praise the rich and bury the weak.

You put your brain in quarantine,
treated your head to a guillotine 
I peeled the layers back like an onion
but there’s nothing expert in your opinion
the original part, second time
it’s embarrassing — the textbook definition
there’s nothing expert in your opinion
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