Shower Scene

j$ · Post by j$ » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:35 am

SHOWER SCENE by Johnny Grippo
(Johnny Grippo are -

Johnny Grippo – vocal, rhythm guitar
Andy Grippo - backing vocals, bass guitar
Steve-o Grippo – lead guitar, keyboards
D.M. Grippo – Drum)

Got a ticket stub for your private members’ club
Washing me for hours, now I need another shower
Dampen my ardour will only make me harder
Piss pig is thirsty, hope your bladder’s bursting

Wet penny in your pocket, Don’t waste a single droplet
Splatter doesn’t matter, spray for pay’s OK
Slippery when wet, put on my swimming goggles,
Recoiling will spoil it, just call me Mister Toilet

It’s great when you micturate
Give me pleasure, give me pleasure in streams,
It’s great when you micturate
Your golden shower scene

(It’s a golden opportunity) the obvious use for that morning glory
(It’s a golden opportunity) to make better use of both your kidneys,
(It’s a golden opportunity) to be a sailor on your yellow seas
(It’s a golden opportunity) for you to go number ones on me

It’s great when you micturate
Give me pleasure in streams,
It’s great when you micturate
Golden shower scene

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:45 am

Johnny Grippo probably needs to wash his mouth out... Eeeew yuk.

j$ · Post by j$ » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:56 am

Kamakura wrote:Johnny Grippo probably needs to wash his mouth out... Eeeew yuk.

Ah, yes, but with what, exactly, Kam? [/barf]

there is a little warning right at the beginning of the song, followed by a five second gap which hopefully gives everyone time to press stop if they don't wanna listen.

I would also like to say clearly now that Johnny Grippo in no way endorses any of the activities described in the song. We are merely recognising, and celebrating, the diversity in the world around us.

j$

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:25 am

Mc Crapalot
Shower Scene
lyrics by me
music by klemmy

it's like a shower scene in a real bad movie
i drop the soap, and she laughs hysterically
i got the moves, have da women come runnin
but it's like i lost da chance
to be da one worth swoonin

it's like a bubble i'm stuck in while everythings rolling
see all the film wasted on laughing and falling
she's in another universe, and i'm not her calling
but i need a hand up on dis stage to keep going

in this shower scene, shrivelled up in waste
an hour of this and i'll keep going
cause i don't have a chance to have what it takes

it's like a shower scene in a real bad movie
he drops the soap, and my eyes start glowing
if dats what it takes to get in this arena
then i'll do it for the next level of balling

chained to a stair well, and his dignity's cripplin'
bights his lip, for the film to keep rolling
he knows it's what it takes to play the winner
to be bent over like a ragdoll and soon to sing tenor

in this shower scene, shrivelled up in waste
an hour of this and i'll keep going
cause i don't have a chance to have what it takes

in this shower scene, shrivelled up in waste
i took it once, and then kept going
dignity faultered and the minds are showing

joshw · Post by **joshw** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:14 am

Shower Scene by Josh Woodward

The camera starts, the shower scene
I wield the knife, the girl screams
But she sounded like a wounded hen
The camera stops, we try again

Take nineteen, the shower scene
The cameraman got caught between between
The curtains, so he blew the take
The director says to take a break

The second break this afternoon
Her fingers look like shriveled prunes
She's screaming at the makeup man
To get the wrinkles off her hands

Why'd I go to school to act
There's noone here but freaks and hacks
These drama queens have got me down
I want to kill this whole damn town

I want to rule the silver screen
Not some B-list shower scene
With a plastic knife and sound effects
Like a porno flick without the sex

But I'll grin and bear this lousy film
And I'll play my stupid part until
I get my break and land a role
Where I don't need to puncture holes in bodies

Chico · Post by **Chico** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:22 am

Shower Scene (formerly Start Over)

It's over, I know
For real now, it's over, I know
And I'll leave, even though
I don't really want to go
And start over

It's the end of the line
I know that it's the end of the line
For the most part, it's fine
But a part of mind would start over

Under the bridge
When I kissed you under the bridge
I'll admit it, I made me a wish
That this day would never come

We're the last ones alive
Let's pretend that we're the last ones alive
And it's the end of the world
Unless you and me, gurl
Start over