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Postby jb » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:22 am

Welcome to Heaven
by JB and his iBook

Welcome to Heaven
Where everything seven times seven times seven
Finds a way

What if it's just like they said
You know how they love to be right
That when you decide to be dead
You rise from your bed and follow the light

Only to find you're climbing up
A big ol' stairway yeah you know the one
A long line of dead headed into the sky
Into the sky course set for the sun

Welcome to Heaven
Welcome to Heaven
Where everything seven times seven times seven
Finds a way

At the top of the clouds should we be scared?
Do they follow the rules? Is everything fair?
Will we have to defend everything we said?
Will we have to beg to hear Peter declare

Welcome to Heaven
Welcome to Heaven
Where everything seven times seven times seven
Finds a way

Well I won't say I'd never
But I'd wait half an eternity on the moon
Before I'd ever enter the city of Gold
Without you

Saint Peter may have to wait.

Welcome to Heaven
Where everything seven times seven times seven
Finds a way

Welcome to Heaven
Welcome to Heaven
Where everything seven times seven times seven
Finds a way

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G--- C--- F--- Bb--- 2x

G- C- F- Bb- 4x

G--- C--- F--- Bb--- 2x

C--- C--- F--- F---
Bb--- F--- C--- Bb---

G- C- F- Bb- 2x
G- C- F- Bb- 4x
G- C- F- Bb- 4x
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Postby starfinger » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:23 am

"Welcome to the Microwave"
by Brainpipe

the carousel provides a way
to rotate while I melt away

electric hum, i hear a fan
a beep resounds. grabbed by the man

i'm prodded, poked, my rights denied
to feel the temperature inside


ooh ooh
i'm not ready to eat
welcome to the microwave
oooh
a few more seconds in the heat
welcome to the microwave

welcome to the microwave
welcome to the microwave
welcome to the microwave
it's too late to be saved. yeah


i thought my ride would never end
but, oh no, here we go again

the door is closed, the lights turn on
my tortured spin resumes anon

the heat emerges from within
my inner moisture cooks the skin

endless meals have met their fate
while endless fools increase their weight.


ooh ooh
look at all my saturated fats
welcome to the microwave
oooh
you will have a heart attack
welcome to the microwave

welcome to the microwave
welcome to the microwave
bow down before the microwave
it's too late to be sa-yay-yay-yaaaaved
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The moral is stay well stocked....

Postby Geoff WreckdoM » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:24 am

Welcome to the party
by WreckdoM

I ran out of beer
So I dug in the couch
And I got two bucks
And some old pizza crust
And the man says
Welcome to the grocery store
We have run out of beer
But we still have Thunderbird

Theres a germ in my cup
And it makes me sick
And I’m sick upon myself
And I keep falling down
And the man says
Welcome to the hospital
You will be O.K.
But I don’t want to stay

And my skin gets hot
And my brain falls asleep
And I slip into a coma
Where I ride a golden horse
And the man says
Welcome to the recess of your mind
And his face turns into
A giant flying ship
And the ship drops bombs
On the people on the ground
And they burn and they scream
And I can’t stop laughing

I awake in a church
In a box in a suit
In the pocket of my suit
Is a key to the door
And the man says
Welcome to your lame afterlife
Theres a party going on
But we ran out of beer
"perhaps the most offensive and disturbing image I've ever heard in a song" - Hans Gruber
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Postby bwell » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:05 am

Welcome To The End (The BeWells)

Guess I'm the last one you thought you'd see here
Must have had the same thing in mind
I've already told them all of your lies
Now you'll be gone for awhile

Welcome to the end of the line
Last time you pushed me too far
No introductions, we've already met
This time the last laugh is mine

The look on your face when I walked in that door
You knew the score when I smiled
There'll be someone else in some other town
But this time you played the fool

(chorus)

(instrumental break)

Welcome to the end of the line
This time the last laugh is mine
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Postby Adam! » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:27 am

Welcome To The Crusades
by Piracy Undermines Creative Expression!
Dedicated to Jack and Hill'


You know a man's low when a tragedy strikes
And before the smoke clears he has grabbed the spotlight
Where he screams, with career held firmly in mind,
"IT WAS VIDEOGAMES THAT SHOT UP COLUMBINE!

IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
That caused the killings
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
Not poor parenting
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
Not the guns on their shelves
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
And not the killers themselves"

Welcome to the New Crusade
Welcome to the New Crusade
It just 700 years too late
Welcome to the New Crusade


It took one hungry lawyer to gather a million
And one politician who thought of the children's
Crusade, when they used a generation of kids
Just to further their own personal politics

"IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
That caused the killings
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
Not poor parenting
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
Not the guns on their shelves
IT WAS VIDEOGAMES!
And not the killers themselves"

Welcome to the New Crusade
Welcome to the New Crusade
It just 700 years too late
Welcome to the New Crusade
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Postby jimtyrrell » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:26 am

Welcome To _______


She woke up early just before the sun
And she’s the only one
Alone and breaking free

The sign she's driving by says Welcome To
And then it's out of view
It's all she needs to see

‘Cause it means she’s on the run
She’s heading for a place where
It doesn’t matter where she’s from
Or what she’s done to get there

She snuck out to the car and she was gone
She threw the headlights on
Setting the dawn on fire

They cut like searchlights through the morning haze
Looking for better days
That somehow scaled the wire

And ran off into the woods
The sirens wild behind them
Before too long they’ll be gone for good
So she broke out to find them

(instr.)

She set the terms another life ago
She knew she had to go
She wouldn’t settle for

Unhappy mediums
She’s heading for a place where
It doesn’t matter where she’s from
Or what she’s done to get there

The sign she's driving by says Welcome To
And then it's out of view
It's all she needs to see

She woke up early just before the sun
She’s not the only one…
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Postby Plat » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:36 pm

Welcome To Crash Out
by The Cow Exchange

VERSE

here is the chocoholic block
for your cocoa co-dependence
go ahead, try to defend it
we know how you fall for the eighty percent---

dark, your double mocha shot
deep addiction keeps complyin'
decoration makes you buy it
the dupes drive you to dip deep down for the count (chocula!)


PRE-CHORUS

well finally it seems we've agreed, received the
message in from corporate and
the laywers say that your lawsuit may.. have settled in shipment, so now


CHORUS

you're welcome to crash out
with shirt on or shirt off
on a pillow of rice or ketchup sauce
you're welcome to pig out
and when it's not safe to drive
take your time for some Z's
abruptly in aisle three
now we can't be held responsible for your gluttony


VERSE

we new it and improve it
till the FDA removes it (come with me)
oh the chemists in our kitchens
make you smitten to sufficiency and ruin

fortify a chocolate fry
inject hazelnuts in lettuce
ingredients have you retroflexing sections where you question the freshness


(PRE-CHORUS)

(CHORUS)


Chordicles
VERSE: G Am Em; G Am Em; G Am Em C; G Am Em; G Am Em; G Am Em C
PRE-CHORUS: D Gsus2? C; D Em Cm
CHORUS: G Em Cm; G E C; G Em C; Am G C
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Postby Steve Durand » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:33 pm

Welcome to ________


By Steve Durand


My firends
All tried to warn me
That I'd be dancing
When she pulled my string

Now I hear those
Church bells ringing
Welcome to the choir
I hope you like to sing

Now I'm feeling
Like I'm on the highwire
Upturned faces
Watching from below

The crowd is hoping
That I will stumble
Welcome to the circus
I Hope you like the show

Everyone tells me
How much I have to lose
Don't try to judge me
Until you walk a mile in my shoes

At the altar
I am fearing
That I'm committing
Suicide

And I'm careening
Down the highway
Welcome to the fastlane
Hope you enjoy the ride

I was dreaming
That I was running
But my feet
Sunk in too deep

In a room
That had no exit
Welcome to my nightmare
Hope you can get some sleep

Everyone tells me
That I have won the prize
You might think different
If you could only see things through my eyes

After the wedding
My daddy told me
Now lookee here son
Don't be a slob

You got a wife now
But you got no money
Welcome to the real world
Now go and get a job
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Postby fodroy » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:52 am

"welcome to home" by his name is dan

go back home
you're looking tired
you're acting like you need some rest
"welcome to hell"
you said is you shot fire from your eyes
i felt it burning in my chest.

everything is alive in your eyes

i would be a liar
if i said it didn't turn me on
when you shot fire from your eyes
i want some of that - some of that fire
let's use it to destroy the continent on which we live
start a new government. creat a new world
put up a sign that says "welcome to home"

everything is alive in your eyes
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Postby j$ » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:18 am

Welcome to (the Seventies) by The Tiny Paws of Fury

Welcome, welcome to the Seventies
Welcome - what's your zodiac?
Welcome, just slip on this friendship ring
Put your keys in the bowl, we'll try a different swing

Dance along to Cheap Trick, leader of the pack
Welcome to the gang bang there's space there at the back

Welcome to your past
There's no turning back
Diamond in dog turd?
well, you're welcome to it now ...

Welcome, welcome to the Seventies
Welcome - to always looking back
Welcome - bisexual porn from Sweden
It's not all terrible, but try a different tack

Dance along with Bolan in your retro cordroy slacks
Spangles and your bangles, nostalgia springs its trap

(Everybody wants to be your lover
Nobody wants to be your friend)

SOLO

Welcome, welcome to the Seventies
Welcome - to misogyny
Welcome, welcome to my old trap
Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am, sing along to Goldfrapp.

Welcome to your past -
There's no turning back.
Diamond in dog turd?
well, you're welcome to it now ...
Lester Bangs is still dead.
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Postby PiGPEN » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:44 pm

Wake up mid-day tryin to get ready
Girls in the street dying to get with me
Girls on the street lying dead and skinny
And now the street is red and busy
I aint got no remorse i aint got no pity
Aint got the time cuz you not so pretty
But im still the place that they plop they titties
Like "wow you talk so witty"
Cuz im often kidding when im off and spitting
Say unrelevant shit like i cough at weddings
Attend funerals and get tossed for petting
The deceased until it got upsetting
I rather walk cuz public transport is shitty
The bus drivers always tryin to jip me
The train cop is always tryin to get me
But that fat lard retard can lick me
And if anyone i dont like calls me piggy
They can pass out from an appalling hickie
And lose so much blood my mouth is sticky
And you still gotta work cuz you outta sickies
So limp fast and try now to tick me
Not even Triple J knows how to pick me
Talk ass and say i sound like Fifty
I swear everybodys out to get me
And thats not paranoia thats ego tripping
Everyone does it now its sickening
Everybodys trying to be famous rich n
Thinking they have a perfect voice for singing
Stick to karaoke thats my opinion
Cuz you cant play an instrument or program a midi
Cant write a diddy quite as good or gritty
You cant compete with me Welcome to Syd-City
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Postby Rone Rivendale » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:18 am

Welcome to Your Heaven by Rone Rivendale

Death and murder, theft and disease
You are afraid with head in knees
Don't be troubled my new best friend
All this suff-ring ends 'round the bend

Well, welcome to your hea-ven
Welcome to the best - place
To be free from everything
And just get away.

Debt and worry, deep poverty
You won't make it with no money
Don't go deeper my new poor friend
All this suff-ring ends 'round the bend

Well, welcome to your hea-ven
Welcome to the best - place
To be free from everything
And just get away.

You can just get away from it all
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Postby boltoph » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:32 am

Welcome to ______ by Corn on the Cob

Who'd know you'd buy it, further fall in forty-to-many ways
You find what you find in it, taking too long to get out of the light of night

You think you've dreamed of this a hundred times before and denied it
You think the time is holding you up and drying you out but it's quite alright, you're just caught

Hold that thought, I'm just trying to catch up
...you're taking me down with you now...

You think you've seen it all go by and lived to tell the white lie of it
You no think the tick tick of the clock will always welcome you back, when you're home and everyone else is so cold?

Welcome to the things we do, welcome to you, welcome to me

And you think you know how this type likes to kick it, I think you're kicking a hole in your toe
We'll be sinking in dust, we'll be saucing it up with the polsk on the grill

Welcome to the things we do, welcome to you, welcome to me

Herojima: drums, vocals
Boltoph: guitars, bass, keys, vocals
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Re: Welcome To ______

Postby iVeg » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:13 pm

Luke Henley

You're a cunt
Sure don't
Want to see you alive again
Which is great
Cuz I won't
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