Ninja Gang

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Ninja Gang

Postby EightLeggedOedipus » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:38 pm

She kicked me out and threw my stuff out on the curb
So I joined a ninja gang and set off to see the world
I wrote her letters, she returned the burned remains
While we killed and pillaged with the skillage of the villains of olden days
I ripped some diamond rings from a wimpering victim's hands
I shipped them diamond rings on a Second Day Saver plan
She called my sister and said "tell him just to stop
It's a pity, they're so pretty, (and they fit me) but I gave them to the cops"

All these jonin
Make fun of me
It's a bummer
I still love her

Everybody tells me terrorism is all the rage these days
And the ninja fashion was a fad or just a craze
Like stonewashed jeans or flat-top haircuts - even fades
I read the guy from Queer Eye said "Hey, ninja gangs are gay"
But I'm down with the ninja ways and I 'm down with the ninja scene
I got a black kimono and I got my ninja I.D.
I got a fat katana and I got this nagamaki
Baby, you could be the hottest, baby, you could be the hottest little kunoichi

I was in this coffee shop and a guy there called me goth
All the other ninjas laughed, then I chopped his head right off
We took a Polaroid of me holding up the head
I put it in the ninja gang scrapbook before I went to bed
There's no way I'd ever give this up
But I miss you so much
Do you need anything, anything?
I can kill, I can steal, I can rape, I can infiltrate (but not sing)
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Postby Caravan Ray » Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:20 am

NINJA GANG!
caravan ray

Ichi ni san shi
Go go go go go go!


I am leader of Ninja Gang
We go crash crash, we go bang
Ninja Gang, Ninja Gang!
Ninja Gang, Ninja Gang!
Hai hai hai

Ninja happy happy gang!
Happy puppy happy penguin
Ninja Gang, Ninja Gang!
Ninja Gang, Ninja Gang!
Hai hai hai

Hai hai hai
hai hai hai

Ninja Gang is good!
Ninja Gang is great!
Hello Kitty Ninja Gang will ululate!

ululation solo

Hai hai hai
hai hai hai

arigato gozaimusu, arigato
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Postby tonetripper » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:51 am

Ninja Gang - Songfight Orchestra
.... as recorded by tonetripper

"Oh, hello there little bird"
"I think you should start to run"
"Some bad men are approaching"
"And I don't want to fight"
"My master always told me I should run"
"There won't be time"
"For you to hide...."
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Yeah, so beware our fists

Postby Geoff WreckdoM » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:13 pm

Ninja Gang
by WreckdoM

I quite my job
and joined a ninja gang
We're kickin' ass
down in the USA
With iron will and nerves of steel
black hood and nun chucks
We'll right the wrongs protect the weak
and keep our senses sharp!

"You have dishonored me and now we must fight!"
"HAHAHA...you challenge me?!!"
"I am a great and mighty fighter!"
"You are no match for me, for I have the iron fists of WreckdoM!"
"perhaps the most offensive and disturbing image I've ever heard in a song" - Hans Gruber
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Postby soda » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:41 pm

<b>Ninja Gang</b>
the Frontalittle Squad

sample and contributor information can be found on the frontalittle website,
as well as a "clean" edited version and the instrumental.

http://frontalittle.songhole.org/index. ... ninja_gang

Lyrics:


(MC Poncho)
gone for six months, so here come six runts right out of hidin'
all the time bidin' spent fightin' to beat ninja gaiden, but back and ridin'
on the bass, wonder where the bass went, same as us, been gamin' in the basement,
in our skillz we're all advanced placement
unlock the door, set me free, face the music of the MCP
sleep deprived and can barely keep alive but still unleashin' rhymes
NES version too, we're oldschool so screw roms
our games get more play than we get from drew's mom

(Savvy1)
You got no play from her or ANYONE
You Spent the last half a year trying to get your game DONE
and I hope it ends soon, Y'all are starting to STINK
You haven't showered in a long ass time, and I THINK that
that you guys need to eat something other than TAKE OUT
It's long overdue, you should be taking a BREAK NOW..
Let it be over soon PLEASE..
As it is, I'm gonna have to use a LOT of FEBREZE

(Chorus: MC Spudalot)
DANGER! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
RUN OR HIDE IF YOU CAN'T HANG
IF YOU'RE NOT TOUGH LIKE BLUE LANG
THEY'LL PLOW THROUGH YOU LIKE IT'S NO THANG

WARNING! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
FEAR THE POWER OF THE WANG
DRINK A BIG 'OL GLASS OF TANG
LEARN TO DECIPHER NERDCORE SLANG

(MC Soda Culture)
So it took six months to reach one hundred percent
my fingers are bent, all my energy spent
But I've mastered Ninja Gaiden to the fullest extent
and who cares if I haven't eaten meals or paid rent?
And I read on the internet that they found when
you beat MEGA HARD MODE TIMES THREE THOUSAND
you're attacked by ninjas, a Microsoft trap
Wait, what was that? *GLASS CRASHING* Oh, crap.

(MC Baccarat)
OH MY GOD
And we're surrounded before you can say "What the Fuck" and
there's a huge difference from fighting to pressing buttons
All I can think is that we're all gonna die
'Cuz these men in black jumpsuits are Microsoft spies
And I got mad skills but it isn't enough
Yeah, my fingers are lightning, but my body's all sloth
They'll off us all easy and then start truckin' it
Cut off my head with Jay-Z still stuck in it.

(Chorus: MC Spudalot)
DANGER! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
RUN OR HIDE IF YOU CAN'T HANG
IF YOU'RE NOT TOUGH LIKE BLUE LANG
THEY'LL PLOW THROUGH YOU LIKE IT'S NO THANG

WARNING! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
FEAR THE POWER OF THE WANG
DRINK A BIG 'OL GLASS OF TANG
LEARN TO DECIPHER NERDCORE SLANG

(Captain Mumblecore)
Aww... ninjas! Now don’t even start
We can rip out their hearts in mario kart
Drape your capes on your shoulders: don ‘em
Make good our escape and drop an xbox on ‘em
We own ‘em, we transcend time like the Black Omen
We’ll show ‘em and be sure to send ‘em home in
Caskets, we put biscuits in baskets
Def Author, tell ‘em what the next task is?

(Def Author)
I'm glad I read realulimatepower.net
Because I've done my research, and I've given respect
to the ninjas, they flip out all the time
They exist to kill people and leave the scene of the crime
about as invincible as a jedi knight
so it would be senseless to even TRY to fight
The squad gains victory by using their brains
exploiting weaknesses of loud guitars and videogames

(Chorus: MC Spudalot)
DANGER! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
RUN OR HIDE IF YOU CAN'T HANG
IF YOU'RE NOT TOUGH LIKE BLUE LANG
THEY'LL PLOW THROUGH YOU LIKE IT'S NO THANG

WARNING! IT'S THE NINJA GANG
FEAR THE POWER OF THE WANG
DRINK A BIG 'OL GLASS OF TANG
LEARN TO DECIPHER NERDCORE SLANG
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Postby boltoph » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:24 pm

Kid (on sidewalk, sees gang approaching, thinks to himself): city heat, breaking it down to the downbeat
but in this dojo we only practice bing stings and tekillya shots
but when we hit the street we pluck strings and sing things
about the seat of your pants or money, jeans and leather jackets
walk this city rock this city

Gang (introduce gang): our ninja gang shrouded in the dark of midnight
we got the means to take you all down
don't look away don't look too deeply in our eyes
or you'll see, you'll feel what it's like when a ninja slays

[Backup singers: wish we had sharp katanas, throwing stars]

Kid (talking to gang, tries to be "cool" or "tough"): get off at the next stop every stop
drop rhymes and spend all our time dreaming of something better
something to make our wet dreams wetter
fantasize about good times and money, silk headgear and hilfiger
flipping dialing, hand on the trigger of a cell phone, dollar bill, guns and broken homes
only knowing about getting down never getting up and knowing it ain't enough to get you on top

Gang (initiates then rejects kid): Our ninja gang, rolling through the streets at midnight
we got the means to make us all feel proud
this gang of slang never fears the darkest corner
welling up and breaking you down
our little in crowd, such a lovely clique
makes you feel so sick
hope you remember so you can look back and know you'll never be in
the ninja gang
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Postby nicegeoff » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:00 am

Ninja Gang - Three Hole Punch

Children singing songs while jumping rope is oral tradition.
And even if it's wrong, I really hope that ninja gangs catch on.
'Cause we need a little justice, as street gangs disgust us.
Let's pass on the ninja word to:
Playgrounds and schoolhouses.
We've found the purest transmission.

We first sent the word ten years ago, when ninjas were passe.
Based on what I've heard, I'm sure I know that ninja gangs are cool.
And though nothing lasts forever,
I'll tear up whenever this ninja fade fads away.
make love, not music
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Postby c hack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:14 am

Ninja Gang

In an alleyway in Back Bay, there is a ninja gang.
They play their ninja video games, and talk their ninja slang.
Their membership is now much less than what it was yesterday
because they caught me wearing their colors, and they tried to make me pay.

Now if you're walking around Back Bay, don't you ever dress in black
cause these ninjas will get offended, and you know they will attack.
But me, I could not help it -- there was nothing I could do,
cause I'm a fan of Johnny Cash, and I'm also a ninja too.

Well they jumped up all around me, and they all pulled out their swords
there must've been 20 blades gleaming there, maybe even more
Now, you might think I was doomed, but it actually was pretty fun,
cause they had 20 swords, but me, I had a gun.

I had a gun but I did not need to use it
Cause right when I was about to lose it
Up from behind me comes 20 arrows flying true and
those ninjas pretty much were screwed

Well I chased after my rescuer to find out who he was
From rooftop to rooftop for half the night we played this cat and mouse
Until I finally caught him, and tore off his ninja hood
to find the eye-patched face of a pirate and my own true love, Isabella Goode.

She said:
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything I swear I would do anything
I would do anything for you
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