Naked on the Meach

[jack]

Naked on the Meach
words and music by jack shite

i just wanna be naked
naked on the meach
where the greatest joys of life
are never out of reach
i've never been to a better place
descriptions cannot teach
i just wanna be naked
naked on the meach

always yearned for a better life
that seemed so out of reach
getting paid
getting laid
laying on the beach
of all the things i practice
this is one i preach
i just wanna be naked
naked on the meach

i just wanna be naked
naked on the meach
i just wanna be naked
naked on the meach

[rogue.retard]

i first saw you in the hallway and you helped me pick up things i dropped
thank you
i said you're pretty and think i really got a little
boner
do you wanna be my girlfriend cause i think i love you now
i love you

i dream about naked on the beach with you

you're the nicest person in the world

[Freudian Slip]

Son of a meach... I don't think I EVER heard a guy use little in the same breath as boner, heh-- At least not when the statement was self referential.

Or is that like the "emotionally evolved" emo guy in strange clothing who shows his sensitivity by sharing his lack of breadth girth and general lack of penile fortitude over coffee on the first date? <<<shrugs>>>

Just kidding-- well sorta But then, I always did have a rather strange sense of humor (or something rather like it.)


Naked on the Meach

If you peel chocolate from the wrapper
Is it a --"strip bar"
Would a man without a band
Strum a solo, guy-tar?

Cove, Trust, or killer pimp
How bout a little bit of each?
Do whatever you want
Hey are you Naked on the Meach?

INTERIM-------------------------------
(and other random nothingness)

Cuz in the Speed Hebrew Bible
Can you-- imagine that
It roughly translates to
skinny dipping in the fat

And --it could be true
Though I don't--know why
Some one might wan-na be
In the buff and on the sly

So I say Alle Alle , All -and-safe free
Come on Come on
you better practice what you preach
Alle Alle , All --safe free
Do whatever you want
Hey are you Naked on the Meach

Ya wanna know how it feels
C'mon and show me your skills but
You can't call it ser-i-al with out
Three confirmed kills

Does "Zombie", "Bang a Wall" or
Have some "Sex on the beach"--
"Bloody Mary" the result of
getting Naked on the Meach?

So I say-- All-e All-e All--Safe Free
C'mon, C'mon
You better practice what you preach
All-e All-e All-- Safe Free
Do whatever you want
Hey are you naked on the meach?

[jimtyrrell]

Naked On The Meach

I have a speech impediment some people cannot mear
I’ve tried my mest to cure it mut it it’s way meyond repair
I have no explanation for this thing I cannot say
Mut I can tell you that it helped me out the other day

I was miking to the grocery store to get a rack of meer
I’d always hoped that mooze might make the promlem disappear
And on the way I saw a thing that stopped me with a screech
A meautiful young woman lying naked on the meach

Now I had not meen lucky with the fairer sex mefore
‘Cause when I tried to mutter them up they laughed and hit the floor
Mut here I’d seen an angel and I knew I had to try
So choosing my words carefully I walked up and said “hi”

I said “You are so pretty I’ve just got to know your name
And I could spend the day with you if it’s all the same”
Mut the thing that I said next was astronomically dumb
I said “and maybe later I could get acquainted with yer mum”

Will wonders never cease, she thought me sweet for that remark
She gathered up her clothing and we pedaled through the park
I’d finally found a lady who could tolerate my speech
The meautiful young woman lying naked on the meach

[j$]

Hahaha, cute Jim, but the last line should have been all 'm's

[Geoff WreckdoM]

Naked on the Meach
by WreckdoM


I always had a craving
to see a little more
squeegee on my third eye
kickin' down perceptions door
it all began at one or two
sniffin' glue and eatin' paste
I could never get enough
once I had my first taste
Now I've rode on every horse,
purest white to deepest black
I've smoked up everything in sight
from marlboro red to Super Crack*
Now I need something stronger
to boil my blood and make me screach
rollin' round all cross eyed
naked on the meach

Naked on the meach
Naked on the meach
Rainbow taffy crazy stinky nipple burnin' smell
Milky kumquat scavies on a gravyboat to hell

All that other shit don't work
meach is everything I need
I'm poppin' it all goddamn day
'til it makes my WreckdoM bleed
I snort it off a monkeys ass
inject it straight into my cock
cook it down inside my spoon
then I smoke a big ass rock
I mix it in a cocktail
with ty-d-bowl and bleach
now I'm layin' down convulsing
Naked on the meach

Naked on the meach
Naked on the meach
Rainbow taffy crazy stinky nipple burnin' smell
Milky kumquat scavies on a gravyboat to hell

*"Super Crack" a registered trademark of the movie Frankenhooker