Hot Mess

[jeff robertson]

by Flvxxvm Florvm

Oooh girl, you're looking mighty fine,
oooh girl, you're dancing on the line,
if you don't change your ways
I believe you're gonna die.. oh yeah

Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
you're like a crashing plane
Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
but I can't look away

You never do the things that I say you should
you also do a lot of stuff that ain't really good
your legs so wobbly you can barely walk
the way you hold your head I'm surprised you can talk

Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
like the wreck of a train
Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
But I can't walk away

Mama always told me I was a lazy slob
at least I got the sense to hold down a job
I never see your ass before three o'clock
you smoke all my grass and go out lookin' for.. well..

Hot mess, you're such a hot hot mess
like the wreck of a train
Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
But I can't walk away

Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
like a crashing plane
Hot mess, you're such a hot mess
that I would do anything

oh......

[josh]

tiny organisms swimming in primordial streams
atmospheres condensing from the volatile steams
particles attracting to molecular designs
colorful combustions as the chemicals combine

endless permutations of the creatures in the sea
oxygen emitting from the blue and green algae
solid ground emerging as tectonic structures drift
moving to the land and undergoing conscious shifts

and on and on and on

(Chorus)
it all began in a hot mess
where are dreams still reside
(x2)

hands exploring soft skin in the darkness of the night
moist lips pressed together causing neurons to excite
racing hearts propelling blood as barriers erode
sensations building tension till the times comes to explode

tiny organisms swim into a fertile sea
millions rush together towards a solitary seed
dna combining mapping out a new life's shape
rhythmic contractions help the future escape

and on and on and on

(Chorus)

[tomdg]

Fwiw ... Hot Mess lyrics by Wub and tomdg

Um ... maybe it could have been cooked a little longer
maybe a bit less cinnamon
The fillet steak was burned to an ember
chewy and stringy, just listen to me

Hot mess! why even bother?
Hot mess! why don't you just solder?
Hot mess! it's disgustin'
Hot mess! yeah yeah yeah

Sardines Chantilly with a brussels sprout glaze
Pineapple pizza with a creosote glaze
Sausage trifle with a chilli compote
Why o why won't you just listen to me

Hot mess ...

Come Dine With Me
confusion guaranteed
I'm serving up plate after plate of
Hot mess ...

If you've never come across the TV show "Come Dine With Me", this won't make any sense at all. Which is not to say it will if you have ...

[ken]

Hot Mess
Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff

Capo 3rd fret

D
She’s what I want
but she’s not what I need
G
I should know better
but I’m too naive

A G
She’s a hot mess
I’m doing my best
to stay clear
D

Opposites attract
It’s a natural fact
I’m like a magnet
to her cold steel heart

She’s a hot mess
I’m doing my best
to stay clear

A G D D x2

She’s in my dreams
at night it seems
I’m left unguarded
from her icy reach

She’s a hot mess
I’m doing my best
to stay clear
to stay clear

[Chumpy]

Hot Mess
by Chumpy

I wouldn't tear the tags off my mattress set
I wouldn't go swimming after I just ate
I wouldn't wear white after labor day
there's too high of a price to pay

I wouldn't put my head in a lion's mouth
I wouldn't wear my shoes in the house
there's lots of things that I wouldn't do
but I'm going to tell you the harsh truth

You're a hot mess, yeah I'm talkin' to you
You're a hot mess, through and through
and I'll tell ya, what I wouldn't do
is to have anything to do with you