So WHY you banned me??
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So WHY you banned me??
Hey, admin!
Why you banned my old account?! WTF???
Why you banned my old account?! WTF???
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
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87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
This is definitely the right place to ask this question.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
What was your old account? How much spam and/or trolling did you post from it?
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
oops...Caravan Ray wrote:88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
89. If you spell "sentence" incorrectly, you will be banned.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
See....this is why you lose at beach volleyball.Caravan Ray wrote:88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
Like beach volleyball all over again, huh?Caravan Ray wrote:oops...Caravan Ray wrote:88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
89. If you spell "sentence" incorrectly, you will be banned.
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Yes - most of us have been in bands.fluffy wrote:YOU ARE ALL BANNED
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I always let your mum win when we pillow fight too.Billy's Little Trip wrote:See....this is why you lose at beach volleyball.Caravan Ray wrote:88. If you suggest that the word "did" is clearly needed in a sentance, when in fact the missing word is "have", you will be banned.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe because you broke rule number 87.
Song Fight! rules:
87. If you do not use the word "did" when a sentence clearly needs it, you will be banned.
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but the only reason beach volleyball exists is so we can look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis whilst pretending to be interested in sport, right?
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
It is also my understanding that posting naked pics of your hot girlfriend gets you unbanned (or imaginary girlfriend. Or boyfriend, we don't discriminate here. Or cabbage, I suppose, if that's what you're into. OMG THIS IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE).
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You are wrong.mo wrote:Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but the only reason beach volleyball exists is so we can look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis whilst pretending to be interested in sport, right?
There are now lots of other opportunities to look at sweaty chyks in tiny bikinis. Pole vaulting is my personal favourite:
Is it just me - or is there is something enormously erotic about the whole thing?
but - even track and field gets good,
This is awesome:
(NB: It is not NSFW - just something you probably shouldn't be watching at work)
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Caravan Ray, although it's entirely pedantic of me, I must needs point out that my question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. Whether other sports also fulfill the sweaty bikini chyk needs of humanity or not poses no logical contradiction of the idea that beach volleyball only exists for sweaty bikini chyks. Speaking of which, would you like to purchase a vial of pure chyk bikini sweat?
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Re: So WHY you banned me??
Although I also think you should keep the pictures coming.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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Mo, although it's entirely pedantic of me, must needs point out that I know your question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. I just happen to have a thing for pole-vaulters and I will take any excuse to indulge in that. If I could do photoshop stuff I would re-arrange which fingers were extended here:mo wrote:Caravan Ray, although it's entirely pedantic of me, I must needs point out that my question was in regards to beach volleyball only existing for the sweaty bikini chyks. Whether other sports also fulfill the sweaty bikini chyk needs of humanity or not poses no logical contradiction of the idea that beach volleyball only exists for sweaty bikini chyks. Speaking of which, would you like to purchase a vial of pure chyk bikini sweat?
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Mind you... I was just watching the diving - and damn they have some good camera angles - but the competitors are mostly only 15 or 16 so I don't want to sound creepy or nothing...
so just to even everything up - here is a photo of Usain Bolt's cock
so just to even everything up - here is a photo of Usain Bolt's cock
Re: So WHY you banned me??
He's lucky not to have to carry all the weight i do, gets in my way when i have to run
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I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
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Dude joins just today to chime in about Usain Bolt's cock. Odd.William Lane wrote:I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it
Well, I guess it's better than bamboo sheets, anyway...
"Ouch. I wonder if this guy sounds like this when he speaks." -- Puce
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He is probably a potential new player just having a look around. Nothing weird about that.irwin wrote:Dude joins just today to chime in about Usain Bolt's cock. Odd.William Lane wrote:I was soooooooo much enjoying the direction this post was going until Usain Bolt's cock was introduced to it
Well, I guess it's better than bamboo sheets, anyway...
But still - what are the chances that Deep Throat makes next weeks title "Usain Bolt's Cock".
And Albatross - you there? - "Usain Bolt's Cock"? Potential band name? UBC to the hipsters.