Unnatural Disaster (Nur Ein III)

[Caravan Ray]

Unnatural Disaster
Tex Beaumont & the Dirty Hearts


Turn me on dead man
turn me on, dead man

Yes, I am scum
I'm the lowest form of gutter-dwelling filth that you're ever like to meet
And it wouldn't surprise me if you just spat right in my face during a random chance encounter in the street

But heed my extenuating circumstance
I've sucumbed to diabolic influence
Beelezebub has me in his thrall
I cannot be blamed for my actions at all

The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, he's talking to me, making me act unnaturally
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
He's the reason our relationship has ended so disasterously

Yeah, I take drugs
And download pornographic pics of sado-masochistic beastiality
And I lie and cheat and steal and sleep around and like to kick out at old ladies poodles with impunity

But heed my extenuating circumstance
I've sucumbed to diabolic influence
Beelezebub has me in his thrall
I cannot be blamed for my actions at all

The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, he's talking to me, making me act unnaturally
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
He's the reason our relationship has ended so disasterously

Well I know it's wrong that I stole all your money
But the voice that's in my head, it told me to (yenom reh lla laets)
And this demonic posession made me sleep with both your sisters
It wasn't something that I wanted to do (retsasid larutannu)

ti od em edam lived eht, it od em edam lived eht
ti od em edam lived eht, it od em edam lived eht
ti od em edam lived eht, it od em edam lived eht
ti od em edam lived eht, it od em edam lived eht

The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
The devil made me do it, he's talking to me, making me act unnaturally
The devil made me do it, the devil made me do it
He's the reason our relationship has ended so disasterously

[Paco Del Stinko]

Unnatural Disaster - Paco del Stinko

He held the sun in his hand
Now there's never going back
It turned the cities into sand
And the sky rained death all black

The brightest and the best, ultimately they failed the test
They found what they were after, it was an unnatural disaster

And so the monster grew
Rooting fear deep in the dirt
And then born from me and you
Another brother walked across the earth

You said you didn't hate me, and that your monster was for safety
We found what we were after, it was an unnatural disaster

Oh-how it pains my heart, to think of what we've done
And when the end arrives, the horrors will have just begun

We squandered our paradise
For some profit and some greed
Just remember as we vaporize
Only then will we be free

The brightest and the best, ultimately they failed the test
They found what they were after, it was an unnatural disaster
You said you didn't hate me, and that your monster was for safety
We found what we were after, it was an unnatural disaster

[bck15]

Unnatural disaster Bryan Kandel

If I wanted sympathy
I call an army of lovers to cry for me
I’d take the first train out on new years eve
And never return

If I wanted make believe
I’d pretend this song could comfort me
I’d pull the rest of my life from somewhere up my sleeve
and disappear

And this disaster is anything but natural
Its killing me faster than a hurricane

I can see it in the distance
The wind and waves
I can see on your faces
They all look the same

You got to fight the temptation
To light the wick and go out with a bang
You got to sing for salvation
If you’re any kind of man

Somewhere, somebody’s gonna get to me
Try to change my mind to the common belief
strip away and reveal underneath
nothing unique

[frankie big face]

Unnatural Disaster - Frankie Big Face

Ever since I first set foot in kindergarten
I've had the most uncanny knack for being pardoned
From everyday calamities like poison darts and
Anything extinguishable with fluorocarbons.

At my high school graduation was this strange aroma
Like something that was dead for days or bad bologna
I took off and wound up with an honors diploma
Cause all my fellow classmates ended up in a coma

CHORUS:
Pay no mind, I'm doing fine,
I'm doing fine
Right on time, yeah right on time
I'll step aside and avoid the tide
Of an unnatural disaster.

And how about that time I almost married Ann Coulter
All aboard the private yacht her daddy bought her
On the shore I met a sexy chick in a halter
And the boat sunk to the bottom of the Bay of Gibraltar

CHORUS

An elemental fragment of my inner psyche
Puts me in the company of men who don't like me.
And at the moment when a getaway seems unlikely
I'm catapulted from them by my Air Jordan Nikes

CHORUS

[Ross]

Unnatural Disaster
by Ross Durand

A storm is comin’ - it’s comin’ for you
I think God got wind of the things you do
Some people say you’re born that way some say it’s your choice
And some think it ain’t natural for boys to be with boys

The wind is blowin’ - feel the waters rise
if you flaunt it in Jesus’ face don’t be surprised
And the laws of nature tell us how a storm can come to be
But I just think that God is pissed and Science don’t matter to me

And Grandpa always said that it just ain’t natural
And Billy Graham says that it just ain’t natural
And john Hagee* says it just ain’t natural too
You’ll get what’s comin’ to you

And they say, “Blessed are the poor
Blessed are the week
Blessed are the hungry
And Bless’d the meek.”
They say, “Blessed are the merciful
Blessed are the true.”
They say, “God loves everyone.”
He only wants to kill you

Now the storm is over - it’s rollin’ away
The poor are dyin’ - and the meek ones who stayed
Stranded are the weak ones
And desolate, the true
And these preachers want us all to think
God meant to do it to you

Grandpa always said that it just ain’t natural
And Billy Graham says that it just ain’t natural
And John Hagee says it just ain’t natural, too
You get what’s comin’ to you

*John Hagee is an American Pastor who believes God sent Hurricane Katrina to New Orleans because a major Gay Pride event was happening that week. Current Presidential candidate John McCain actively seeked and received Mr. Hagee's endorsement.

[ujnhunter]

Unnatural Disaster - Cock

We planned, always for the future
For the life that we would share
Pray, our love would always be there...

Sometimes it would last for days
But now you've gone and went away
Who ever thought it would end up like this...


It's a disaster
Oh what a disaster
It's a disaster
And it's not natural


Back then, we were only children
You had nothing left to lose
I lost everything and more...

But two years was all it took to fail
And now I'm standing by the rail road tracks
Thinking of you, walking out the door...

You said it wasn't meant to be
But it meant everything to me
And nothing now, can save my hopes and dreams...

But today is going to be the day
When I'll take all the pain away
Say goodbye one last time, never to return...


It's a disaster
Oh what a disaster
It's a disaster
And it's not natural

[GlennCase]

Glenn and Rachael
Unnatural Disaster

I've got nothing at all
(I've got nothing at all)
That can help to explain this phenomenon
Where has everyone gone?
(Where has everyone gone?)
I can't believe that I'm left here all alone

There must be someone out there!
But I can only hear the echo of my words
Can anybody hear me?!
Can you hear me?!

There's no sign of a bomb
(There's no sign of a bomb)
Or the explosion that one would leave behind
There isn't anything wrong
(There isn't anything wrong)
Except for lack of a trace of human kind

I don't know what has happened
Why am I the only one that's left?
I just can not imagine
What I will do

CHORUS
I've got to
Search far and wide
to find a sign of some life
This can not be all there is
I've got to
Try to survive
Discover people that died
Or figure out why it is they hide
I've got to
know why I
Am all alone

Everywhere that I look
(Everywhere that I look)
I keep hoping that I'll be proven wrong
But the more that I search
(But the more that I search)
The more I'm certain that I'm the only one

It's desolate, I'm desperate
Unsure of how I will maintain
I'm yelling out this message
Can you hear me?

I'm still holding out hope
(I'm still holding out hope)
That this nightmare is just about to end
Maybe this is a joke
(Maybe this is a joke)
All I know is I'm sick of wondering

This isn't funny, bastards!
You've had your fun, it's time to call it off
This Unnatural disaster
Does not make sense

(REPEAT CHORUS)

ROCK!

Glenn Case

[erik]

Unnatural Disaster, by 15-16 puzzle

Girl, you unnatural
You like a lollipop
Your shit all artificial
But I don't wanna stop
Cuz I'm a real thug
Know how we do
Being real don't appeal to the sista in you, well
You know I understand
You spent 100 grand
Fake ass, fake tits, fake nose, fake tan
Fake lips, fake hips, fake hair
No, I can't tell what's real but I don't really care, cuz
You know you lookin good
And I ain't gonna lie
I got a list of things
That you and me should try
So call your girlfriend
She lookin nice and tight
The three of us could have a time, you know we do it right

Girl, you unnatural
Girl, you disastrous
I need a real-ass woman, not a fake-ass bitch
But sometimes, no I can't tell which is which

Girl, you disastrous
You like a cyclone
There ain't nobody safe
When you have a little Tron
Cuz first you have a little
But then you have a lot
Then you be havin drama in another parking lot
You know that I don't care
If you get wild and loose
As long as I'm around when it's time to squeeze the juice
Cuz you a freaky girl
I can accommodate
Yes we can party girl
And we can stay up late
Cuz when the party's done
That's when we start our fun
And we won't stop until the neighbors call 9-1-1

Girl, you unnatural
Girl, you disastrous
I need a real-ass woman, not a fake-ass bitch
But sometimes, no I can't tell which is which

[Billy's Little Trip]

Unnatural Disaster
by Billy's Little Trip

verse-
When I was just a boy, I burned down my house
I never knew that it was so damned easy
My Mother looked at me with tears in her eyes
She tried to love me but she just couldn't see me

chorus-
Everyone hates me in my own neighborhood
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood
I keep to myself, a thief in the night
I just can't do nothin' right, I can't do nothin'
Right

verse-
I killed a rabbit back before I was born
I never knew that I'd have such a damned bad start
Pulled from the wreckage of a polluted womb
All that remains is a cesarean birth scar

chorus-
Everyone hates me in my own neighborhood
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood
I keep to myself, a thief in the night
I just can't do nothin' right, I can't do nothin'
Right

verse-
When I was just a boy, I burned down my house
I never knew that it was so damned easy
My Mother looked at me with tears in her eyes
She tried to love me but she just couldn't see me

chorus X2-
Everyone hates me in my own neighborhood
I'm not a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood
I keep to myself, a thief in the night
I just can't do nothin' right, I can't do nothin'
Right

[jb]

UNNATURAL DISASTER
by JB

INTRO 1
INTRO 2 (verse chords)

VERSE
Everybody knew your intentions
They thought you stepped out of some western romance
Gave you second chance after second chance

Everybody had good intentions
They really thought you were going to save the day
But it's just not enough to pray

CHORUS
There's no escaping, the fireball is faster
Baby you are an unnatural disaster
All that you wanted to be
Was the life of the party
You never wanted to be
A fucking hero

VERSE INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

BRIDGE
Who knows how long it will take to recover
Now that, at long last, the lunacy is over
All that you wanted to be
Was the life of the party
You never wanted to be
A fucking hero

INTRO 1

VERSE
Maybe they'll give you an honorable mention
Maybe they love you as much as you think they do
Baby they're just not that into you

CHORUS
There's no escaping, the fireball is faster
Baby you are an unnatural disaster
All that you wanted to be
Was the life of the party
You never wanted to be
A fucking hero

[jimtyrrell]

Unnatural Disaster

You wanted to be famous - you could smell success
And now you say you're blameless for this toxic mess
But the truth remains - you let it all go down
Your claim to fame - you destroyed this town

They're frothing at the mouth - trying to get out
Now they're going down - you never made a sound
And instead of trying to help 'em get away
You let 'em wake up dying - you had nothing to say

An unnatural disaster - that's what you do, that's what you are
You got no master - but that don't mean you get to play the part

You can push it down - You can go underground
You can merge with Dow and hope you don't get found
You try to push it away - you try to shift the blame
Union Carbide - We're gonna remember your name

An unnatural disaster - that's what you do, that's what you are
You got no master - but that don't mean you get to play the part
An unnatural disaster - that's what you do, that's what you are
Say what you have to - but what you do is what you are


based on actual events

[king_arthur]

UNNATURAL DISASTER / King Arthur

She was exactly the kind of girl
Everybody figured had make a list
Of all the people she would choose to kill
If she ever got the chance,
And so the sherriff came and pulled her out
Of sixth period geometry
And she did not return 'til after
The homecoming dance.

The paranoia grows,
Who knows who they'll be coming after
In their attempts to stop
The next unnatural disaster.

He was exactly the kind of boy
Who never got in trouble
Who never gave the slightest hint
That he was capable of what he did.
One morning he just woke up
Feeling like he'd had enough
And he went and got his uncle's gun
Came back and shot a whole bunch of kids.

And the paranoia grows (chorus)

How can I feel safe, seeing what I see...
I see what's happening, and I'm afraid.
I'm afraid it's too late to turn back.
Turn back the hands of time - well, how can I?

And in the aftermath
I wonder whether the only way
To stop a thing before it starts
Is to lock up everyone.
They promise to protect us,
That action would be taken,
But we always seem to do the wrong thing
When we say "something must be done."

So the paranoia grows
Could be you they'll be coming after
(chorus)

[starfinger]

Unnatural Disaster
by Starfinger
-----------
let me see your face
a little nip, a little pinch
and they'll be eating right outta your hand

so elegant, so refined
natural beauty, amplified

and i promise it won't be a disaster
i do this kinda thing all the time

and when we're done, you will positively glow
you will positively know
that we did the right thing

let me see your face
oh no, it's nothing really bad, we just tightened things
a little too much

it's to be expected
I'm totally in control
Don't worry, I'm a pro

you see, science is willing, when the flesh is weak
we need a little more money, but we can talk about it next week
everything will be fixed when we get together next week
[backwards thing]

and i'm sure that you won't call it a disaster
i see a lot worse than this every day

and when we're done, you will definitely breathe
a long sigh of relief
cause it's not so bad

let me see your face
no, there's no way to undo this,
it's a one-way train to cosmetic bliss

it's not what you expected
i'm sorry you feel that way
i think you look OK

this is the new you, you just need to get adjusted
what do you mean your "wallet is busted"?
it seems my calendar is totally booked
don't call me, i'll call you later when something opens up

I wouldn't call this a disaster
you're beautiful in your own way
it looks really natural to me
what more do you want me to say?