An aliens known as Niveous, lands on Earth and promise to be nothing but helpful to the cause of music. Initially wary of the intentions of such a highly advanced being, even the most skeptical musicians are convinced when their code-breakers begin to translate Niveous's book, that seemed to take FOREVER for him to write, with the seemingly innocuous title, "To Serve Musicians."
Sharing his advanced technology, Niveous quickly solved all of musicians greatest woes, eradicating hunger, disease, and the need for warfare. Soon, musicians are volunteering for trips to Niveous' home planet, which is supposedly a paradise.
All is not well, however, when a code-breaker discovers Niveous’ true intentions. His book, "To Serve Musicians", is a cookbook, and all of his gifts were simply to make musicians complacent, much like fattening pigs or cows before they are slaughtered.
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