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i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby fodroy » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:13 pm

i used to songfight. i wasn't very good.

but i have a book now.

i traded songwriting for poetry, i guess.

maybe this is spam. maybe not.

this is my book: http://magichelicopterpress.com/drunk.htm

i, honestly, can't remember how to make links in these types of forums.

also, hello.

my name is dan.

i live in colorado right now.

what is your favorite color?

i think mine is blue.
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Re: i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby Caravan Ray » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:08 am

Ahhh Danny Boy! You've come a long way! From this post, waaaay back in 2006:
fodroy wrote:i've been trying to get used to beer since so many of my friends drink it, and i don't want to be lame guy who doesn't drink. i started a few weeks ago.



to:

DRUNK SONNET 18
I’M GOING TO DRINK ALL THE BEER
IN MY APARTMENT TONIGHT
IT’S A LOT AND IT’S GOING TO HURT
AND I ASSURE YOU TOMORROW WILL BE HARD...



Is poetry a good way of pulling chicks?
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Re: i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby Generic » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:53 am

Congrats, The Aristist Formerly Known as His Name is Dan!
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Re: i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby j$ » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:44 pm

Aaah, come back to us, HNI:Dan!
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Re: i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby Märk » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:25 pm

Seconded. I loved your music. Fuck the haters.
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Re: i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Postby fodroy » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:06 pm

Caravan Ray wrote:Is poetry a good way of pulling chicks?

not really.

also, thanks guys. i have a stack of books in my hands now and they feel nice. it's better than having a baby.

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