caravan, i need your advice

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caravan, i need your advice

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Remodeling my bath, thought of you :D .Question those shitters that blow water on you -do you plum them in to hot or cold water lines? And if you blow water up your ass, will i need a wall hung toilet paper disspenser.All so i would like to order another 5 gallons of KY, you've got my credit card # thanks james aka hillbilly
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I have a few guitar playing friends that may be a lil sissy, do you have any wall hung (very -hung) toys for them? later, got my #
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I plumb mine into my wine cellar. Then I have several different taps so I can chose between a warming, robust Hunter Valley shiraz or perhaps a bracing blast of crisp Marlborough sauvignon blanc with just the slightest hint of spritzig and fresh pear and apple aftertaste. It is an excellent way to enjoy several bottles of your favourite vintage without having to worry about failing a breathaliser test.

And personally - I find toilet paper a bit harsh. I prefer the rapidly flicking tongues of a dozen baby kittens.
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Do you have this product? 2 gallons, pump handle, lovely orange smell, with extra grit?
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