Shut Up and Sit Down

[j$]

Shut up & Sit Down
by Johnny Cashpoint

Just cos you've met me doesn't mean you know me
Better than I know myself
Don't want to play with strings attached, so you
better go play with yourself

CHORUS: Shut up shut up sit down
Turn that smile into a frown
Sit down sit down shut up
Keep on drinking from your furry cup

Here's an honest shout-out for you,
You haven't got a clue
My real friends call me Johnny Cashpoint, baby
So it's Mr Cashpoint to you

CHORUS

Bite the hand that feeds me baby
just cos it's in front of me
I don't want you hanging around
me if you don't get me

CHORUS x 2

[bz£]

Shut up and sit down, by your pals in charcoal-land. A song that is two minutes and thirty-three seconds in duration.

The vacuum cleaner makes the whole house shake. I don't know how much more it's going to take to get my carpets cleaner than those fake white teeth you flash at everyone you meet. Hiding lies by looking neat, empty words but spin complete. Won't you just shut up, sit down, go home.

Raucous electric guitar solo. Jimmy plays Monterrey.

The vacuum cleaner scares my cat away. It's louder than the crowd you faced at work today: people marching in the streets who all want you to take a seat, so won't you please sit down, shut up, go home.

[thehipcola]

bzl, I dig those lyrics.

[Adam!]

Shut Up and Sit Down
by Puce

There is a man who's sitting in front of me
Pummeling my ears with his running commentary
There is a jackass in the seat in front of me
And he won't shut up

I just came to see the show
Not to hear about what some fat guy knows
It's taking all of my self restraint
Not to kick him in the throat

There is fat man two feet in front of me
An overweight under-brained Roger Ebert wanna-be
Guzzling his double-buttered, oh god couldn't he
Sit down in front

[Chorus]
Shut! Shut! Shut up!
Shut! Shut! Shut up!
Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit down in front!

There is a young couple in the seats left of mine
Ignoring me when I say how much I hate this fat guy
So I turned to the man who's sitting on my right side
And I told him what I thought:

[Monologue]
"Get a load of this guy. He's been talking throughout the entire movie, and it's been nothing but 'Bitch Bitch Bitch'. I mean, I pay good money to go out and see a film and then some jackass sits next to me and complains the whole time. Don't ya hate that? Don't'cha? Uh� Where are you going?"

There is a man who's sitting right behind me
Getting tired of hearing me complain about my enemy
So he leaned forward and quietly he said to me:
"Shut up and sit down in the front."

Fuck.

[historyman68]

This is the time of night when I see my eye in the microscope
Looking down like a bird of prey whose name I used to know
When it seems my life is judged before I live it

I gotta shut up and sit down
Don't let me kick myself around
Shut up and sit down
It's time to go

And if I waste my time with you, please don't be jealous
This is the time out of my time for writing songs for you
When we kiss, I'm thinking how I'd Best describe it

I gotta shut up and sit down
Pull my head out of the ground
Shut up and sit down
It's time to go

When I go to sleep at night I count my wishes
I curse myself for every one I'm missing
I gotta do my part to keep myself unhappy

I gotta shut up and sit down
The best is yet to come around
Shut up and sit down
and let it go

The unexamined life is not worth living
But introspection kills me more than hemlock could
I'm hanging on to something oh so dearly

I think I'm coming down
I'm gonna have a look around
Shut up and sit down
I'll go alone