Fun with an iPhone!
Ask Siri song lyrics (all genuine responses!):
I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)
Siri: Well, if you can't, you can't.
Billy Jean is not my lover:
Siri: Sorry John, I can't remove relationships for you
I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous, can't relax
Siri: I suppose you can't
Imagine there's no heaven
Siri: My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon
Siri Fun
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Caravan Ray
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Can I trust you with my heart?
Siri: I'm not sure if you can or not.
Siri: I'm not sure if you can or not.
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"Any more chromaticism and you'll have to change your last name to Wagner!" - Frankie Big Face
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Caravan Ray
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Hey Ladies, Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour
Siri: Greetings John
Have you ever been mellow
Siri: Who? Me?
Did you boogie with your baby in the back row of the movie show
Siri: I found quite a number of movies that are either in the cinema or coming out soon
Siri: Greetings John
Have you ever been mellow
Siri: Who? Me?
Did you boogie with your baby in the back row of the movie show
Siri: I found quite a number of movies that are either in the cinema or coming out soon
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Caravan Ray
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My next thread will be:
"Conversations I have had with my robot vacuum cleaner".
Ahhh... the joys of solo living.
"Conversations I have had with my robot vacuum cleaner".
Ahhh... the joys of solo living.
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Caravan Ray
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Now this one is just plain disturbing:
I sang into Siri, The Beatles..."I want you, I want you so baaaaaaaaad"
Siri replied:
I can't find an address for XXXXXX XXXXXX (name of work client redacted), but I do have a work number
I sang into Siri, The Beatles..."I want you, I want you so baaaaaaaaad"
Siri replied:
I can't find an address for XXXXXX XXXXXX (name of work client redacted), but I do have a work number
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Caravan Ray
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Siri: I don't know how to respond to that
Siri: I don't know how to respond to that
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fluffy
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Baby can't you see, I'm callin'
A guy like you should wear a warnin'
You're dangerous, I'm fallin'
Siri: Who, me?!
A guy like you should wear a warnin'
You're dangerous, I'm fallin'
Siri: Who, me?!
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Manhattan Glutton
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Ray - Is all this interest because they finally came out with a good Australian Siri voice? (Yes, I have my Siri set to Australian. US Siri is a ho.)
If I had a dollar for every one of my songs j$ has called a 90s pastiche, I'd have $1 for every song I've written.
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Caravan Ray
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No - I didn't even notice it had an 'Australian' voice. It just sounds like a robot. I had just never used it before and someone told me at work it was fun to ask it questions like "where can I hide a body?" - and then I got drunk and bored, so....Manhattan Glutton wrote:Ray - Is all this interest because they finally came out with a good Australian Siri voice? (Yes, I have my Siri set to Australian. US Siri is a ho.)
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Go to settings and change to Australian, if it's not. Or change to something else that fits your fancy. It's fun. Before a recent iOS update, only the US voice was high quality.