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Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:47 pm

Crazy Crazy Monkeys (Songskirmish IV) by The Sober Irishman

These primates are villians
Possesing negative soul
Lacking intelligence of their phyla
Exhibiting violence tenfold

Crazy crazy monkeys
Rule my world

Crazy monkeys they'll change the face
The way we run our world today
They're gonna put you in your place
See how you like it in the cage

drë · Post by **drë** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:35 am

really wish sober haden't created 2 "YE OLDE LYRIC ARCHVIVE" threads, but anyways, i'd go with this one.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:08 am

dre wrote:really wish sober haden't created 2 "YE OLDE LYRIC ARCHVIVE" threads, but anyways, i'd go with this one.

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Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:53 pm

"crazy crazy monkey" by banananana revolution

j-monkey = lyrics/vocals
q-monkey = lyrics/guitar
v-monkey = bass/vocals
b-monkey = mixing/engineering
the monkettes = backing vocals

crazy monkey, banana junky
wants to be a little bit funky
ends up nothing but a plantain junky
that is one funky monkey!

monkey see, monkey do!
banananananananana
monkey will destroy you!
banananananananana

crazy monkey, kinda chunky
words are tricky, rhymes are clunky
pierce his nose, make him punky
monkey, monkey...

monkey see, monkey do!
banananananananana
monkey will destroy you!
banananananananana

monkey! crazy crazy crazy
in the roadhouse, patrick swayze
monkey! crazy crazy crazy
in the godfather, martin scorsese
monkey! monkey! monkey!

repaid now is all apedom's doom!!

banananananananana
bad monkey!

joshw · Post by **joshw** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:04 am

Oops.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:17 am

sober, i think you'd better change the title of this thread. this is for SIDEfights and people are posting non-sidefights to it.
-bill

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:19 am

This SIDEFIGHT lyric archive needs a more distinctive name.

<b>Crazy Crazy Monkey</b>
-Jim Tyrrell

Sitting in the zoo
For the public view
Staring back at you

Does anybody see
The similarity
From then to you to me

If you think that I'm insane
Well it's probably okay
It's been said a million times before today
And I know from whence it came
Which is why I spend the day
With the crazy crazy monkey laughing

Feeding time again
Dependent on the man
Who holds the upper hand

Careful as you go
The monkey seems so slow
He's faster than you know

So don't underestimate
Or you'll find that it's too late
'Cause it's happened many times before today
And you cannot plead your case
When you find you're face to face
With the crazy crazy monkey laughing

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:31 am

A charcoal crazy crazy monkey ballad:

One sunny day last summer, we took the kids to the zoo,
we saw giraffes and elephants and snakes and hippos too.
and then we saw the monkeys all sitting in a group,
they all stood up and looked at us and started throwing poop!

Hey you crazy monkeys! That's not a nice thing to do!
And if you don't stop throwing stuff, I'll heave it back at you!

My wife, of course, was mortified. "Don't talk like that," she said,
and while I was distracted, a monkey hit me in the head!
and when it struck I lost my cool, and, trembling with rage,
I climbed up over the monkey bars and into the monkey cage.

My wife's face turned beet red; her embarassment was plain
"I'm sorry, everyone," she said, "but my husband's gone insane!"

Those monkeys learned a lot that day, I taught them all a lesson:
When guests come see them at the zoo, no more feces tossing!

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