Let’s Call It A Draw
It started with a worldwide virus pandemic
It started with a lot more let’s not get it
Confused abused the devils in the details
Refuse to talk to dudes that call women females
Most likely aliens of body snatch variety
Infiltrating earth they wanna say hi to me
Lie to me they lie to inspire suspicion
Trump reptilian every politician
Inter species hybrid show me what I did
To deserve this timeline everything is fine
Burn down around me I know I’m not funny
What do I do with life in 2020
Get all my honey from the berenstain bears
Nelson Mandela sits in seventeen chairs
In eight and a half universes teaching courses on foreign affairs
To reptilian students who stare
They don’t care
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
Banditt the Ill Alchemist:
There's a war in Copernicus, but nobody knows it,
nobody opposed it, but I'm here to expose it,
And beneath the oceans, a network of veins,
The warminds engaged and Obama is to blame,
Corona is afraid from the suns cosmic rays,
That’s why people die is hospitals, hid in the shade,
You will find nothing - if you google the mynocks,
The prevention of covid was the eating of tide pods,
Go read about the pyramids in the Atlantic,
You cant its redacted, it puts you on the blacklist,
But if you was shady, where would you keep the cure?
Duh, the ocean floor is where it's stored,
Australia knew, the lizards burned the trees,
to the third degree that is a certainty,
Tell the Mayans we surrender, the human race will yield,
In fact, I'll just go write it in the crops of my corn fields
(That's where all the key communications occur)
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
A bad tv actor is the president
It was cause for laughter now it’s relevant
Embezzlement from the students stanning for Trump
It’s elegant like a nudist taking a dump
It’s time to wake up don’t be a sheeple
Soylent Green is made from people
Legalize weed have it sent to your home
Harvest the children fresh Adrenochrome
Wear a human skin mask bedazzle it
Clinton satanic ritual frazzledrip
Celebrity sickness they need to know Satan
They got Covid-19 Adrenochrome tainted
Need a home test kit make that Qtip pop
Get all my info from the tip top Q drops
Stay up on molly look through the reddit files
We got to save Hollywood from the pedophiles
We gotta save Hollywood
We gotta save Hollywood
Hollywood needs us
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
So you think your life is a dumpster fire
Ghost ride the whip on a bumper car
It’s the roaring 2020s and we saw what we saw
Think your lifetime was bad let’s call it a draw
Let’s Call It A Draw
- SweeneyToad
- Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Let’s Call It A Draw
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Toby Rok: Sweeeney Toad...I can’t explain why, but I like it...
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- WreckdoMelle
- Push Comes to Shove
- Posts: 359
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- Submitting as: Brown Word and the Big Whine, sometimes WreckdoM
- Pronouns: she/her
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Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
Let's Call It A Draw - Brown Word and the Big Whine
I got 29 on the cribbage board
Went pedal to the metal out on Partridge Road
Bet my pinky finger on the seven 10 split
Finally won my crown back playing gin
Chorus:
But I can't kick your ass so let's call it a draw
I've got the darker past so let's call it a draw
You make more money let's just call it a draw
I'll never be a winner so let's call it a draw
Hit the fuckin' 8 ball out the park
An arms like the devil throwing lawn darts
Skeet skeet shooter eye on the prize
High score Ms Pac-man with my heart on ice
Chorus.
King me and go fish
You never said Mother May I
Marco Polo in the pool
Blind man's bluff behind the school
You used to put the little kids
In headlocks, figure four
Snap the bras on all the girls
Cheat on every score
Now you's a big man in town
But you ain't no fun
Wave your status like a flag
Call the cops on everyone
Arm wrestle lefty going over the top
Celebrity dead pool I took home the pot
Hit the six liners and pretend I don't gamble
Pinball extra ball jackpot double
Chorus.
I got 29 on the cribbage board
Went pedal to the metal out on Partridge Road
Bet my pinky finger on the seven 10 split
Finally won my crown back playing gin
Chorus:
But I can't kick your ass so let's call it a draw
I've got the darker past so let's call it a draw
You make more money let's just call it a draw
I'll never be a winner so let's call it a draw
Hit the fuckin' 8 ball out the park
An arms like the devil throwing lawn darts
Skeet skeet shooter eye on the prize
High score Ms Pac-man with my heart on ice
Chorus.
King me and go fish
You never said Mother May I
Marco Polo in the pool
Blind man's bluff behind the school
You used to put the little kids
In headlocks, figure four
Snap the bras on all the girls
Cheat on every score
Now you's a big man in town
But you ain't no fun
Wave your status like a flag
Call the cops on everyone
Arm wrestle lefty going over the top
Celebrity dead pool I took home the pot
Hit the six liners and pretend I don't gamble
Pinball extra ball jackpot double
Chorus.
Brown Word and the Big Whine on Bandcamp:
http://brownwordandthebigwhine.bandcamp.com
http://brownwordandthebigwhine.bandcamp.com
- mholland
- Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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- Pronouns: he/him
- Location: Davis, CA
Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
Let's Call it a Draw - Night Sky
Your tomorrows are paid in full so secure
You got the house and the cars and that high ground too
Leaving you where you are you're so right you're so pure
Clinging to your own side to what felt true
Chorus:
But I got the memories baby I got the memories
You were blocking my heart and writing all the laws
I heard what you said but I stayed free
So baby let's just call it a draw
My yesterdays were so sweet. Was I the fool?
That windy hilltop where your soft hand held mine
That room where for me the only view was you
And loving you set my nights on fire
Chorus
Instrumental Verse
Chorus
Now look at us right where we wanna be
My mind's a well of charms you made with me
You built the cage you knew that you'd need
And I'm out here wandering and free
Chorus
Your tomorrows are paid in full so secure
You got the house and the cars and that high ground too
Leaving you where you are you're so right you're so pure
Clinging to your own side to what felt true
Chorus:
But I got the memories baby I got the memories
You were blocking my heart and writing all the laws
I heard what you said but I stayed free
So baby let's just call it a draw
My yesterdays were so sweet. Was I the fool?
That windy hilltop where your soft hand held mine
That room where for me the only view was you
And loving you set my nights on fire
Chorus
Instrumental Verse
Chorus
Now look at us right where we wanna be
My mind's a well of charms you made with me
You built the cage you knew that you'd need
And I'm out here wandering and free
Chorus
Night Sky is Sally on lyrics, Steve on drums, and Matt on the other stuff
- Paco Del Stinko
- Hot for Teacher
- Posts: 3542
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- Submitting as: Paco del Stinko
- Location: Massachusetts. God save the Commonwealth!
Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
Let's Call It A Draw - Paco del Stinko
You take the red, and I'll take the blue
You throw a punch, I'll know what to do
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
You be the blue, and I'll be the red
Dance in the corner, and jump on the bed
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
Sometimes things come out even (Even Steven)
Sometimes things come out tied (It ain't a lie)
Sometimes it's just nothin' nothin' (I ain't bluffin')
And sometimes you can not win either side (It ain't denied)
You take the red, I'll take the blue
One-o-three minus one, to a hundred and two
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
You take the red, and I'll take the blue
You throw a punch, I'll know what to do
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
You be the blue, and I'll be the red
Dance in the corner, and jump on the bed
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
Sometimes things come out even (Even Steven)
Sometimes things come out tied (It ain't a lie)
Sometimes it's just nothin' nothin' (I ain't bluffin')
And sometimes you can not win either side (It ain't denied)
You take the red, I'll take the blue
One-o-three minus one, to a hundred and two
Cos we take swings inside of the ring
Both of our heads popped off - Let's call it a draw
Let's say it's even - Until the last straw
Bringin' the stink since 2006.
- CordSmith
- Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
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- Location: Richmond, VA
Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
Let's Call It a Draw - Hardmonica
[verse1]
you got the cat
i got the dog
we never had kids
let's call it a draw
the neighbors won't miss
you fightin' my mom
the screeching of tires
let's call it a draw
[CHORUS]
let's call it a draw
nobody wins
and in six months
we'll do it again
it's never done
this hellscape that we're in
[verse2]
your friends don't see
what I saw
flirtin' with Jim
let's call it a draw
my friends don't care
that I touched her bra
you said i could
let's call it a draw
[bridge]
no more bumpin'
this bump on a log
no more netflix
let's call it a draw
no more costco
i cancelled it all
For you
[verse1]
you got the cat
i got the dog
we never had kids
let's call it a draw
the neighbors won't miss
you fightin' my mom
the screeching of tires
let's call it a draw
[CHORUS]
let's call it a draw
nobody wins
and in six months
we'll do it again
it's never done
this hellscape that we're in
[verse2]
your friends don't see
what I saw
flirtin' with Jim
let's call it a draw
my friends don't care
that I touched her bra
you said i could
let's call it a draw
[bridge]
no more bumpin'
this bump on a log
no more netflix
let's call it a draw
no more costco
i cancelled it all
For you
- vowlvom
- Ice Cream Man
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Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
Vom Vorton
you’ve got a competitive spirit
and I find it hard to say no
so when you offer a challenge
you know that I’m ready to go
but you, you’re good at everything
and me? I’m a fucking mess
let’s meet in the middle
and pretend that I was a success
because you’re up fifty points
and looking more likely to score
and I think it’s time
we called it a draw
you’re up on the podium
I’m down on the floor
take pity on me
let’s call it a draw
you’ve always known your limitations
I never learn a damn thing
as soon as you suggest a rematch
I find myself back in the ring
I’m happy to be the underdog
after all, every dog has his day
but battered and bruised, and severely confused
I suspect that is just a cliché
you’re up fifty points
and looking more likely to score
and I think it’s time
we called it a draw
you’re up on the podium
I’m down on the floor
take pity on me
let’s call it a draw
you’ve got a competitive spirit
and I find it hard to say no
so when you offer a challenge
you know that I’m ready to go
but you, you’re good at everything
and me? I’m a fucking mess
let’s meet in the middle
and pretend that I was a success
because you’re up fifty points
and looking more likely to score
and I think it’s time
we called it a draw
you’re up on the podium
I’m down on the floor
take pity on me
let’s call it a draw
you’ve always known your limitations
I never learn a damn thing
as soon as you suggest a rematch
I find myself back in the ring
I’m happy to be the underdog
after all, every dog has his day
but battered and bruised, and severely confused
I suspect that is just a cliché
you’re up fifty points
and looking more likely to score
and I think it’s time
we called it a draw
you’re up on the podium
I’m down on the floor
take pity on me
let’s call it a draw
- seemanski
- Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
see-man-ski
this was taken out of context
pushed aside far beyond our reach
we'll let the argument subside
before our limits are breached
you feel the anger rise
so high that you felt the heat
even though you know sometimes
its winning when you accept defeat
lets call it a draw
you said something that you regret
and so did I
words spoke that can't be unsaid
so much that it hurts inside
lets call it a draw
this was taken out of context
pushed aside far beyond our reach
we'll let the argument subside
before our limits are breached
you feel the anger rise
so high that you felt the heat
even though you know sometimes
its winning when you accept defeat
lets call it a draw
you said something that you regret
and so did I
words spoke that can't be unsaid
so much that it hurts inside
lets call it a draw
- freff
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Re: Let’s Call It A Draw
If these walls could talk
They would tell you to fuck off
Take what you brought
You know what is mine
Leave my blue sweatshirt and the keys behind
And don’t take your time
Rip the bandage off and I’ll tear mine
I’ve been alone
And I know how it feels
I can get used to it again.
But I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw
If these stones could shout
They would tell you to get out
I’d close my eyes
While you’re moving on
And then just wait for you to be gone
I hear in my mind
All the words I can’t seem to find
To say what I can’t
Or maybe just won’t
I start to speak and then I don’t
But I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw
Half a dozen times a day, I imagine you notice
Everything that I ever feel but don’t bring to the surface
But I can only find a way to pretend that I’m fine
I’m fine
I’m just fine
So I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw
They would tell you to fuck off
Take what you brought
You know what is mine
Leave my blue sweatshirt and the keys behind
And don’t take your time
Rip the bandage off and I’ll tear mine
I’ve been alone
And I know how it feels
I can get used to it again.
But I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw
If these stones could shout
They would tell you to get out
I’d close my eyes
While you’re moving on
And then just wait for you to be gone
I hear in my mind
All the words I can’t seem to find
To say what I can’t
Or maybe just won’t
I start to speak and then I don’t
But I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw
Half a dozen times a day, I imagine you notice
Everything that I ever feel but don’t bring to the surface
But I can only find a way to pretend that I’m fine
I’m fine
I’m just fine
So I stay where I’ve been
And what comes across
Is just what you saw
Call it a win
Call it a loss
Call it a draw