The First Million Is The Hardest
Due: Friday, 07/15/22 9:59am PDT
optional challenge: Use a percussion instrument you've never used before
yourbandname_fmith.mp3 sent to fightmaster@songfight.org
Subject: The First Million Is The Hardest
Body: (your band name)
They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
- fluffy
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
"A percussion instrument you've never used before" has so many possibilities. For example:
- Easy mode: acquiring/borrowing an instrument that you've not used before
- Using a non-percussion instrument as a percussion instrument
- Using a random thing as if it were a percussion instrument you're familiar with (such as cardboard boxes and pizza tins, which is ruled out for me since I already did that one)
- Inventing a new percussion instrument and giving it an appropriately weird name
- Hard mode: Soaking a towel in honey and using it to agitate a bear
- Rabid Garfunkel
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
Ooh! Good optional this time around.
Though I’ve no clue what I’ve never used… taking suggestions &’ll use the first stranger suggested.
Pretty please help?
Though I’ve no clue what I’ve never used… taking suggestions &’ll use the first stranger suggested.
Pretty please help?
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
Although come to think of it, the phrasing makes it seem like it can't be anything you've used at all. Like, I've actually used lawnmowers and staplers before (for mowing lawns and attaching sheets of paper together), so maybe that's out of bounds.
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
I want to hear lawnmower and stapler percussion.
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
We'll have to find someone who has never used a lawnmower or a stapler, then.
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
I'm in with a song a wrote mostly while on a hike, typing lyrics on my phone and mumbling into a voice memo.
I can't get it out exactly the same as it was in my head, but I was surprised how much I could outline on the hike without an instrument. I suppose practice will make this easier.
And I skipped the optional challenge.
I can't get it out exactly the same as it was in my head, but I was surprised how much I could outline on the hike without an instrument. I suppose practice will make this easier.
And I skipped the optional challenge.
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Re: They always say (The First Million Is The Hardest prefight)
In with a super quickie, totally forgot about the challenge. Oops!
Bringin' the stink since 2006.