Snow, Sleet and Hail

[j$]

By Johnny Cashpoint
(uses a drum sample from IDLES' 'Gift Horse')

See Santa sweating profusely
cant get up and down the chimney
Joy-boy's got Xmas problems a plenty;
Carrying presents - the ignominy!

It's a climate emergency
Declare Xmas done urgently
It's a no snow sleet or hail fail -
Endless tropical heat and gales

It's been a bad year!
Ho ho ho, it's been's a bad year.

Watch Santa getting all sweaty
Like a gammon worshiping Mammon
One way trip to the cemetery
Heart attack waiting to happen

It's a climate emergency
Declare Xmas done urgently
It's a no snow sleet or hail fail
Endless tropical heat and gales

It's been a bad year!
Ho ho ho, it's been a bad year. x3

[fretnoize]

Submitted as The End of Rock and Roll

They amass on the hills
in the dead of night
Giants of hell and ice
evil poised in the moonlight

Three days of hell
for them to eradicate
But when we repel
They learn their mistake

Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale

Innocents targeted
For annihilation
All for an arrogant tyrant
facing damnation

We hold the ground
refuse to compromise
Invaders will rest
where sunflowers rise

Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale

War premised on lies
Wave after wave
War premised on lies
March of the depraved

Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale

[Pigfarmer Jr]

Snow, Sleet and Hail
Pigfarmer Jr

It's time we got out of the city
The weather is looking rather shitty
The kids just want to leave

We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas

The snowflakes are slowly getting bigger
The wiper blades are moving quicker
It's getting hard to see

We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas

The ice is covering the bridges
And we are avoiding the ditches
As I clench my teeth

We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas