Read the lyrics (and add them if you haven't already) here: viewtopic.php?t=13001You call me a mountain
And I call you the sea
I'll stand tall and certain, and watch you swallow me
You can move me, if you want to
You can move a mountain
You can move a mountain
Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
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Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
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Re: Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
some brief comments:
Spiral Island: This sounds a lot like Not Drowning, Waving – which is good. Are you familiar with David Bridie/NDW? If not, check them out. Vocals a little patchy – both in phrasing and pitch – but not a major problem. Overall – I like it.
Mystic Colossus: Vocal effect is a little weird. Not really grabbing me.
Lonely Socks Club: What is that opening guitar riff? Is that a sample? It sounds very familiar. Very polished and pleasant to listen to – but not really my cup of tea.
Pigfarmer Jr: Very nice. Great sounding guitar. Great mix. Lacking a killer chorus I think – but otherwise – good job.
Distance: Is this SausageBoy? I appreciate the effort – but the <annoying bits : interesting bits> ratio isn’t quite in your favour in this instance.
Pannacotta Army: Nice work. Not much to comment – a very well recorded song that kept my interest throughout. Gotta be happy with that.
Votes to the Army, the Island and the Pig.
Spiral Island: This sounds a lot like Not Drowning, Waving – which is good. Are you familiar with David Bridie/NDW? If not, check them out. Vocals a little patchy – both in phrasing and pitch – but not a major problem. Overall – I like it.
Mystic Colossus: Vocal effect is a little weird. Not really grabbing me.
Lonely Socks Club: What is that opening guitar riff? Is that a sample? It sounds very familiar. Very polished and pleasant to listen to – but not really my cup of tea.
Pigfarmer Jr: Very nice. Great sounding guitar. Great mix. Lacking a killer chorus I think – but otherwise – good job.
Distance: Is this SausageBoy? I appreciate the effort – but the <annoying bits : interesting bits> ratio isn’t quite in your favour in this instance.
Pannacotta Army: Nice work. Not much to comment – a very well recorded song that kept my interest throughout. Gotta be happy with that.
Votes to the Army, the Island and the Pig.
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Re: Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
I might get off my ass and do reviews this time, maybe. But wanted to mention that "The Army, the Island and the Pig" sounds like a great book title or something.
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Re: Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
@Caravan Ray - "I told you once, I told you twice, we gonna light it up like its dynamite" - TY and all good. I prefer coffee myself 
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Late BSS song added to the fight.
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Re: Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
Pigfarmer Jr wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2026 8:46 am"The Army, the Island and the Pig" sounds like a great book title or something.
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Re: Well, I stand right next to the (Mountains and the Sea reviews)
you're right.Caravan Ray wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2026 4:07 am
Distance: Is this SausageBoy? I appreciate the effort – but the <annoying bits : interesting bits> ratio isn’t quite in your favour in this instance.
i should have included an atonal solo !!
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The results are in and the fight has been won by ... The Lonely Socks Club!