Secret Origin

[j$]

by Johnny Cashpoint

I step on the radioactive spider before it bites
My escape capsule collides with an earth satellite.
I stay safely in the bunker, leave Rick Jones to fry
Just before the armour’s finished, In that cave I die

My dad fucked my mum, nine months later out I come
Not much of a secret, not that good at keeping them
I am bland and boring, and I always have been
not much of an origin, now i am a has-been

Never found the secret tunnel to the rock of eternity
Dan Garett never passed on magic scarab to me
I drown in that swamp never to be found by the Green
Parents are not gunned down in an alley by a crim

The only thing my daddy ever tried to teach me
Was to never let the truth spoil a good story
But what if the truth and the story are both boring?
My life should really come with a ‘mild peril' warning

The secret un-origins in order are verse 1: Spiderman, Superman, the Hulk, Iron Man and in verse 2, Captain Marvel, Blue Beetle, Swamp Things and Batman. Just the first ones that came to mind.

[Hoblit]

Secret Origin (Hoblit)


I am the shark in Washington
Giving money to most everyone...
of my friends
and they pay me back in dividends

And while I can count exactly how much is lost
I don't ever really know the cost

I finance all of your elections
Determining all of the selections...
your team makes
And everyone it undertakes

And while I can't give directly to the campaign
I'll provide your party with the champaign

Using the money with a secret origin!

I have the cash flowing through D.C.
Arteries pumping ads to your T.V. ...
and other screens
waves of radio in between

And while I have the media under control
I needle in some noise for the troll

What I do know is that nothing's for sure
Gambling interest on some possible future...
time will tell
An expensive wishing well

And while I am banking on who will win
I can't be sure who actually does get in

Using the money with a secret origin!

[Pigfarmer Jr]

Secret Origin
Pigfarmer Jr

I think it is time
For me to pack my bags
And look for a way out of here

You're always messing with me
I'm tired of being harassed
For your irrational fear

You don't recognize me with my glasses on
You don't even know which planet I am from
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Yeah, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I landed in a cornfield
When I was just a child
Two kind souls were taking care of me

Been living on this planet
For more than a while
But I'm gonna leave presently

You don't recognize me with my glasses on
You don't even know which planet I am from
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Yeah, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

They put a little baby in a rocket ship
Sent him all alone flying through space
Now I gotta deal with all this shit
Carrying this secret to my grave

You don't recognize me with my glasses on
You don't even know which planet I am from
But you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Yeah, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
Yeah, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

[WreckdoMelle]

Secret Origin
by Brown Word and the Big Whine

A stranger from the very start
A stranger right from the heart
From a secret seed came a secret breed
Stone cold weirdos for the family

Rockin' through the cosmos from the cradle to the grave
Every loving one of us with something to say
Are you more than just a colony
Of alien nodes talking in undertones and arcane codes

Secret safe with me, I'm an experiment
Origin unseen, beyond the firmament

It's stranger from the very start
Getting stranger as it comes apart
Rockin' through the cosmos in elliptical rut
Can't blame a guy for being a conspiracy nut
When everything is possible and everything's permitted
The tyranny of choice is to be omitted

Secret safe with me, I am an introvert
Origin unseen, I rose up from the dirt

Secret safe with me, I am a vessel of truth
Origin unseen, grow to forget my youth

I am a free soul in Satan's playground
Witness to God's plan
The races of all possibility cavort
and go to war in the forest of my imagination

[Twin Snakes]

Twin Snakes Motorcycle Club

Where do you end and I begin?

What is our secret origin
?
How do we mark what space we fill?

Why have we so much time to kill?