Pasty White Man by The Molsen Twins
j$ - vocals, guitars, bass
Jack - guitars, synth, backing vocals
Leaf - Drums
(words by johnny cashpoint, music by the Molsen Twins)
I've been around the world now, from Timbuktoo to Lebanon
I've seen the seven wonders and built a mall on every one
We like you just the way you are but could you be more like I am?
Very nice to meet you, son - now bow down to anemic man
Wan and white, and not that bright but bown down to our sickly might
Sallow and unhealthy, we will win because we're wealthy
Wan and white, and not that bright but bown down to our sickly might
Ashen-faced and waxy, we will win win win
I've seen a lot of the sights now, Tourist tan, not quite a man
Ticked them all off my list now - Russification is our masterplan
I've been around the world now 'til everywhere it looks the same
Pasty white invasion - we have no soul we have no shame
I like you just the way I am, I would not change a single thing
And once you think and act like me my bloodless heart will sing sing sing
We like you just the way you are but could you be more like I am?
Very nice to meet you, son - now bow down to anemic man
It's very nice to see you, wouldn't want to be you
Very nice to meet me, now we've made you be me
Very nice to fear you, consume and commandeer you
Very nice to be here, now everywhere is like here
Build a home away from home
Destroy your home to make my home
Pasty White Man
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Rabid Garfunkel
- Churchill
- Posts: 2468
- Joined: Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:43 pm
- Instruments: Absurdity
- Recording Method: iPhone, Reason & rando apps/toys
- Submitting as: Rabid Garfunkel, Primitive Screwheads
- Pronouns: that guy
- Location: Hollywood, Calif.
Pasty White Man
by Primitive Screwheads
What's that noise
From down the street
Sounds like footsteps
From humongous feet
Pudgy and white
Wearing sailor threads
The Traveller has come
To crush our heads!
Time to whip out
Those proton beams
Careful not to
Cross those streams!
Time to whip out
Those proton beams
Careful not to
Cross those streams!
Smashing buildings and cars
Kiss that church goodbye
Town folk are in a panic
We're all about to die
Looks like the end
of the world is near
And I'm only making
11-5 a year
CHORUS:
Gozer the Gozarian
Has come to kill us all
Keymaster and the Gatekeeper
His drooling canine thrall
Don't let his smile fool you
He's got an evil plan
Feel the wrath of the pasty white
MAN!
Destructive and deadly
A hundred feet tall
And if we get him laid
We'll have no trouble at all
Now he's climbing up the building
And he's wearing a frown
Let's show this prehistoric bastard
How we do it downtown!
Once again
With the proton beams
This time around
We're gonna cross those streams!
Once again
With the proton beams
This time around
We're gonna cross those streams!
The ghosts have been busted
It's Miller Time
With the guy they call Dickless
Covered in white slime
Destructor's been destructed
We took his fat ass down
I'd hate to be the one
Who has to clean up this town
CHORUS
by Primitive Screwheads
What's that noise
From down the street
Sounds like footsteps
From humongous feet
Pudgy and white
Wearing sailor threads
The Traveller has come
To crush our heads!
Time to whip out
Those proton beams
Careful not to
Cross those streams!
Time to whip out
Those proton beams
Careful not to
Cross those streams!
Smashing buildings and cars
Kiss that church goodbye
Town folk are in a panic
We're all about to die
Looks like the end
of the world is near
And I'm only making
11-5 a year
CHORUS:
Gozer the Gozarian
Has come to kill us all
Keymaster and the Gatekeeper
His drooling canine thrall
Don't let his smile fool you
He's got an evil plan
Feel the wrath of the pasty white
MAN!
Destructive and deadly
A hundred feet tall
And if we get him laid
We'll have no trouble at all
Now he's climbing up the building
And he's wearing a frown
Let's show this prehistoric bastard
How we do it downtown!
Once again
With the proton beams
This time around
We're gonna cross those streams!
Once again
With the proton beams
This time around
We're gonna cross those streams!
The ghosts have been busted
It's Miller Time
With the guy they call Dickless
Covered in white slime
Destructor's been destructed
We took his fat ass down
I'd hate to be the one
Who has to clean up this town
CHORUS
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EightLeggedOedipus
- Attlee
- Posts: 310
- Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:11 pm
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
- Contact:
Pasty White Man
by The Song Fight Orchestra
(C) 2005 Pure Greed Records
Inside
Here I am, the pasty white man
Inside, 'cause I'll die if I tan
My dear, I've been regretting
The lessons I'm forgetting
The strip tease sessions with the ninja man
But you're always on my mind - the wrong girl
And I am the Midas of the white and the bland
My touch is damned
I've got such a great plan
I've got an all terrain van
I'm gonna strap it with a cannon
I'm the pasty armageddon
And I have raised the stakes
I'm gonna crush you all
by The Song Fight Orchestra
(C) 2005 Pure Greed Records
Inside
Here I am, the pasty white man
Inside, 'cause I'll die if I tan
My dear, I've been regretting
The lessons I'm forgetting
The strip tease sessions with the ninja man
But you're always on my mind - the wrong girl
And I am the Midas of the white and the bland
My touch is damned
I've got such a great plan
I've got an all terrain van
I'm gonna strap it with a cannon
I'm the pasty armageddon
And I have raised the stakes
I'm gonna crush you all
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