mediocre writing doesn't make me stay up all night to finish books.sparks wrote: I read about fifteen pages of OotP and couldn't stop reading it. Stayed up all night to finish it.
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True, but if the story grabs you you might.Caravan Ray wrote:mediocre writing doesn't make me stay up all night to finish books.
The net is oveflowing with Harry Potter fiction, a lot of it better written than JKR's original - including many at Novel length! However it is her world, and as such, no matter how well or appallingly you think she writes, she's going to be read... A bit like the Bible.
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That's what I don't agree with. How do you differentiate between the "story" and the "writing". If someone writes a book, and you can't put the bastard down - then that person is a bloody good writer.Kamakura wrote:True, but if the story grabs you you might.Caravan Ray wrote:mediocre writing doesn't make me stay up all night to finish books.
Just like when you hear a song and you can't resist shaking your booty - the only conclusion that the booty shaker can draw is - "whoever put that song together is quite a competent booty mobiliser".
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Um, there is a huge difference between a great writer and a great storyteller. Storytelling comes from a long spoken tradition. The craft of writing doesn't, obviously.
Take Martin Amis, for instance. The craft of his books since 'money' is breath-taking. Each sentence is a joy to behold. But he hasn't told a good story since 'money' - he has nothing to say, but he says it well, in other words.
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Take Martin Amis, for instance. The craft of his books since 'money' is breath-taking. Each sentence is a joy to behold. But he hasn't told a good story since 'money' - he has nothing to say, but he says it well, in other words.
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My specific gripe was with Sparks' statement:the Jazz, J$ and Kamakura wrote: a lot of stuff which I have no argument with
"...I read about fifteen pages of OotP and couldn't stop reading it. Stayed up all night to finish it" - and then in the next breath implying that JKR was not a particularly good writer.
This I find silly and bearing a slight whiff of literary snobbery. If you can't put the book down - then the writers doing a fine job.
(For what it's worth - I actually thought OotP, compared to the others, wasn't particularly good writing - It has been the only HP book that I have been able to "put down")
Well, it also depends on how involved you get in the story, and perhaps you don't notice how bad the writing is until you're partway through the book. I wouldn't say she's a poor writer, but none of the Potter books have been that impressive apart from the story. They are kids' books, after all, and anyone who tries to tell you different is in denial.
As far as literary snobbery, well, yeah. This is sparks we're talking about.
As far as literary snobbery, well, yeah. This is sparks we're talking about.
Let cake eat them.
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started reading it last night... 10 pages, 600-something to go
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Surely the Ministry of Magic has an Magical Planning Department who does Environmental Impact Assessments of large scale public infrastucture magic - that sounds like a conference I really can't afford to miss. I'm sure my government will be happy to send me along at the tax-payers expense!
I think I'll start preparing a paper to present: "Muggle Bureaucracy: Is It All Just A Goblin Plot?"