christopher walken for president

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:40 pm

what the thread title says

i don't know if it's real or not.

Rik · Post by **Rik** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:16 pm

Christopher Walken rules. I'd vote for him just to hear his speaches, regardless what he was saying the delivery would be classic.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:39 pm

The following was taken from the movie "Pulp Fiction" and is a portion of a monologue given by Mr. Walken.

"This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it would be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass.

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

Personally, that's as Presidential as I need a candidate to be.

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:24 am

If Arnie can become Governor there's no reason why Walken shouldn't be President. 8)
What a weird world we live in.

And while we're at it... J$ for Prime Minister!

the Jazz · Post by **the Jazz** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:55 am

It's probably a fake. But as a huge fan of the guy, I might have to vote for him if he did run.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:58 am

I would vote for him if there wasn't the off chance that he's a murderer.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:02 am

yeah, turns out it is a fake.
snopes
-bill

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:13 pm

HeuristicsInc wrote:yeah, turns out it is a fake.
snopes
-bill

That's a shame

Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:49 am

He'd be the best dancing prez since Carter! Dammit.