God Hates Penguins

[Bjam]

I tried hard not to care,
I tried to not despair,
I tried to see your stupid smirk,
But you took me. You took me away.

If God hates penguins,
Then I guess he hates me too,
'Cause if God hates penguins,
I guess he hates us all,
If God hates penguins,
I don't want anything to do with him,
'Cause if God hates penguins,
Then he can fall. Fall.

I don't give a damn about you,
I don't care about anything that you do,
You can choose to ignore me, enthrall me, or more,
Or you can walk right out that door.

'Cause if God hates penguins,
Then I guess he hates us all,
Does this mean he doesn't like kittens?
Because if that's so,
Then I don't want a goddamn thing to do with him

If God hates penguins,
I don't want anything to do with him,
'Cause if God hates penguins,
Then he can fall. Fall. He can fall.

[boltoph]

God Hates Penguins by Humboldthead

It's so cold, and I don't know if I'm ever gonna get out of here
Feeling some kind of fear, it's crawling up behind around every corner
I keep getting caught up in the snow, wish I could just slide my way home

Cause it's so cold, and I've got so far to go

Just get there, why should I even care if there's so much time on my hands
And that little bit of fear just killed my friends and a couple of my buddies, and I think I'm next

But it's so cold, and I've got so far to go and I don't know if you're ever gonna find me

• If God hates penguins, God hates all of them
  If God hates penguins, God hates penguins

It's so goddamn cold, and I don't know how you're ever gonna find me

• If God hates penguins, God hates penguins, then God hates all of us, then
  If God hates penguins, God hates penguins and we're not God's children

Land lock, water lock, no-fly zone

• If God hates penguins, if God hates penguins, then we're not God's children

Boltoph - Guitars, vocals, bass
Deshead - Drums, vocals, mix/master
TheHipCola - Moog

[jimtyrrell]

God Hates Penguins

Every creature great and small
They say the Lord God made them all
But I would question what he calls okay

God hates penguins that’s for sure
What else could it be?
Why else would they have to fly the frozen sea?

God made penguins’ lives absurd
But not if it was me
‘Cause why would I design a life of misery?

He who made the mighty owl
Made the flightless waterfowl
It makes me wonder if it’s just a game

God hates penguins I suppose
And only God knows why
It makes me wonder what he thinks of you and I

(solo)

But with a better look I find
That for it all they just don’t mind
And is a life untested a life at all?

Does God hate penguins? I don’t know
Sometimes it seems that way
But we may find that he could change his mind someday
And through the sky we’ll watch the penguins fly

[j$]

God Hates Penguins

I used to think that God was
cool, that's what they taught in Sunday
School, but then I learnt I was a
fool, the penguins' lesson seemed so
cruel, God gave them wings but they can't
fly they have to look up in the
sky and see the other birds soar
by all they can do is say goodbye

Instead of living on the
beach with tons of fish in easy
reach he made them black, and makes them
play on bright white background, easy
prey. They have to waddle sixty
miles so they can lay their eggs in
piles where predators can feast in
style, on penguins only unborn child (it's vile)

CHORUS: And I do not pretend to understand
What it will take to sit at his right hand

He made them cute so humans
coo, so penguins get locked up in
zoos, where they go mad for things to
do, a little bit like me and
you - Our lives are equally as
wrong , the obstacles they seem so
strong but still we somehow struggle
on, through lives as cruel as they are long (sad song)

CHORUS

[sberryreal]

God Hates Penguins
By: Buxtahoota

God hates things that don't work out right
Snakes that swim and birds without flight
With ninja angels pouring out from his dojo
He killed off the moa, dinornis and the dodo

God hates penguins, God hates penguins
God hates penguins, God hates penguins

God hates penguins perhaps most of all
With their pungent breath like a ripe squid ball
Their monogamy is dull, the humor is lacking
He cracked up the ozone to sending them all packing

God hates penguins, God hates penguins
God hates penguins, God hates penguins

He hates their flippers and horny libidos
Their blubbery bodies, wrapped in tuxedos
The survivors he fed to a pod of orca
Recruited just north of the Isle of Mallorca

God hates things that don’t work out right
So now it seems that we’re in his sights
Our love fails his every biblical notion
It’s a bit too carnal and very verboten

God hates penguins, God hates penguins
God hates penguins, God hates penguins

God hates penguins you know it’s true
But it’s worse when he’s picking on me and you
He crashed your car and broke my arm
Burned all our shit in a four-alarm

God hates penguins, God hates penguins
God hates penguins, God hates penguins

God is taking time to toy with us
Like a cat with a mouse we’re as good as dust
I’m tempted to flee like a wily rodent
But how do you hide from Mr. Omnipotent?

God hates penguins, God hates penguins
God hates penguins, God hates penguins

[EightLeggedOedipus]

God Hates Penguins
By Shovel Sitting Down
(C) 2005 Pure Greed Records

She was always at a loss for words around you
They were talking on the phone about that when he collapsed
"Paramedics! My Penguin is melting!" the Bunny started belting
That's what she started belting at the top of her lungs
"A suicidal penguin - let's study this some"
His Xanax was stolen
And so were his laces
Penguin woke up amongst sinister faces
"Case dismissed"
He's saved by his miss
And Rabbit's still attracted to his penguin-ness
God hates penguins and the bunnies that love them
I'm always at a loss for words around you
God hates Penguin and the Bunny that loves him