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As ive mentioned before, my mother lives in Houston and
she recently sent me a photo of the damage in Houston
from the storm and this has changed my entire outlook
on the situation, im preying for everyone affected by the storm.

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Yo Sydney boy - the North Queensland Cowboys will be jamming it up your Balmain West Magpie Tiger arses on Sunday...and don't be callin' Matty Bowen no nigga.
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Australians are such fascinating creatures. So are sports fans. Curiouser and curiouser....
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Caravan Ray wrote:Yo Sydney boy -
the North Queensland Cowboys will be jamming it up your
Balmain West Magpie Tiger arses on Sunday...and don't
be callin' Matty Bowen no nigga.
Queen Cowboys? Gay.
Main Ball Pie Tiger? Gay.
Matty Whoen? Gay.

I dont know what the fuck youre talking about but it all sounds queer to me.
Oh but thats ok if you do that sorta thing. Peace Out Homo Fag Queen.
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i think the nation's former drug czar has been hitting the crack pipe again.
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I think that NATO's former pug car has been sitting with the yak hype again.
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I <a href="http://www.thebricktestament.com">link</a> that Plato's warmer mug jar has been fitting with the rack type--a sin!
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PiGPEN wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote:Yo Sydney boy -
the North Queensland Cowboys will be jamming it up your
Balmain West Magpie Tiger arses on Sunday...and don't
be callin' Matty Bowen no nigga.
Queen Cowboys? Gay.
Main Ball Pie Tiger? Gay.
Matty Whoen? Gay.

I dont know what the fuck youre talking about but it all sounds queer to me.
Oh but thats ok if you do that sorta thing. Peace Out Homo Fag Queen.
You are definitely not from Sydney then, are you. You better change your address label
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And Caravan Ray the Australian detective solves another SongFight mystery. "This man is not from Sydney!" he said trimphantly. "Case closed," remarked the Australian as he leaned back in his chair and picked up his pipe and monocle after another succesful day of crime solving.
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Elementary my dear Bjam....you see, Sydney is the gayest city on earth - and a real Sydney-sider would only use the phrase "Homo Fag Queen" as a term of extreme endearment for a very close friend.
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I spent five months in Sydney.


I will have to confirm Mr. Ray's assertion. Sydney is gay. A fun, cool kinda gay though. I enjoyed it.


I met this wacky singer dude, (gay but didn't hit on me. too much. ) Anyway, can not remember his name...but I got photos... not comprimising you little piggies. Anyway, he did this weird, almost vogue (ala madonna ... it was 1990.. ) dance /vocal thing. He had two male backup dancers, his keyboards, and a sequencer. I enjoyed it. The thing that made it funny though was the fact that he put on this campy show in a little pub in the outer fringes of Sydney.. I recall taking somekinda bus or subway or train...train..it was a train to see the show. Damn. I got his name written down. That'd be a hoot... " hey ...remember me... I googled your name... how's the music biz goin?"

He had a hot chick roomate too... oh yeah.
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Leaf wrote: A fun, cool kinda gay though. I enjoyed it.

... oh yeah.
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Leaf, your story reminds me of 'Precillia, Queen of the Desert' which is an awesome flick.
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Leaf wrote:I met this wacky singer dude, (gay but didn't hit on me. too much. ) Anyway, can not remember his name...
Ray?
Niveous wrote:It's a song about your dick and there's just not enough material to satisfy.
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Denyer?
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This reminds me of those "Are you my mother?" books where the little birdie goes along trying to find his mother.

"Are you my wacky gay singer dude?"
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Caravan Ray wrote:You are definitely not from Sydney then, are you. You better change your address label
But...i am. I was born in Sydney, raised in Houston and various other parts of the US and now i live in Sydney again and have been for the last 4 years (give or take).
Hippie American Mother and Womanizing Australian Father y'see.
Bjam: And Caravan Ray the Australian detective solves another SongFight mystery. *Bjam then blathered on being highly descriptive in an attempt to be funny."
Caravan Ray: Elementary my dear Bjam....you see, Sydney is the gayest city on earth - and a real Sydney-sider would only use the phrase "Homo Fag Queen" as a term of extreme endearment for a very close friend.
Yes Bjam be quiet, i use the term as endearment for Caravan Ray! Heck ive always liked you Ray-Ray ever since i started posting here at the songfight forums...im not gay but i can certainly see myself slipping into homosexual desire as i fall under your spell.
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Post by jack »

nothing would make me happier (at least nothing songfight related) than to wake up one morning and find this thread has magically disappeared.
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stueym wrote:
jimtyrrell wrote:Don't feed the trolls.
Troll, Troll, Troll-ity Troll
as Jim said they must not be fed!

WARNING DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Well you see Jack, Jim and I did try to warn that if you feed the troll the troll get's hungrier... :D

Anyway, I ditto your remark.
"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."
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This has actually become my favorite thread. Of all time.
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Post by jack »

different strokes for different folks. the thread title certainly doesn't make a very good first impression of the songfight forum.

i'm all for freedom of speech. i'm up for moderating too.

there are plenty of other useless, pointless threads with better titles.
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Post by Leaf »

well, the magical fun moments of this thread are lost...sure you can re-read it..but it just doesn't recaputre the glory of discussing edible road kill.


too bad.


Now, if the thread title was "edible road kill" we might be on to something.
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