Clip Art

[blue]

sos:

What a day for a black eye from the art enforcement team. Our driver thought they'd look the other way. It's not easy to stand at the top and cut her out, paste her on, turn it in.

We're at the forefront of some better word for this than mining. Something shining in the dirt.. It doesnt look much like we're getting paid enough for the double truck, anyway.

Keep it short.

Big target on the guy with gut enough to take on progress, asking what you'd like to carry in your pockets. How much can we cram into this thought bubble?

Stand a couple of feet back from the table and watch the lights converging. Measured blood and clip art are to be avoided like a fall.

Hands away.

Draw something.

[Link]

Link vs. Music
Clip Art

Do a Google image search
type clip art in quotes
plus sign animated
and check out the results
now picture all that clip art
plus more on your myspace page
lighten things up at the office
with something irreverent and cute
add some clip art to that memo
like a cat in a business suit
now picture all that clip art
on one cd-rom
you might pay eighty dollars
in other retail stores
but today for this very special offer
all this clip art can be yours

[Caravan Ray]

(Unless he buys me a beer soon, I'm going to) Clip Art(hur across the ear-hole)
- Caravan Ray

Hey, hey Arthur
Go and make yourself useful
Get off your fat arse and buy a man a beer
Oh yeah, you Arthur
See my empty glass here
Go and fill it quick or get a clip across the ear

Arthur, it's your shout mate
Get your money into gear, get 'em in and get 'em over here
Or get a clip, get a clip, get a clip across the ear

Well I know it's a sensitive subject
We've been through this before
It's like a wedge driven between us
A festering open sore
Arthur, you know I love you
As much as one man could ever love another man
Without being weird or suss or anything
But I think I better tell you
That a man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel
A man is not a camel

Hey, hey Arthur
Go and make yourself useful
Get off your fat arse and buy a man a beer
Oh yeah, you Arthur
See my empty glass here
Go and fill it quick or get a clip across the ear
Hey Arthur
A man is not a camel
Hey Arthur
A man is not a camel

[j$]

Clip Art by Johnny Goes to Balham
Words by J$. Music by Andy Balham / J$

Bass, keyboards, vocals: j$
Guitars: Andy Balham

Everybody, everybody ….

Not a one thought
That’s not been taken ...
‘Less I’m mistaken (we’re all faking when we)
Call this recycled world ours

Chorus: Patchwork partisan, used car salesman
Made entirely from thrift store marzipan
My Clip Art Frankenstein ….

Well, everybody
Loves a shortcut
Needs a bunk-up (group hug, drag ‘n’ drop)
- First resort of a second hand mind

But did you make that
Guitar you’re playing?
All I am saying (all that I am saying is)
We should give pieces a chance!

Chorus

The world’s a better place thanks to clip art

And there is nothing new under the sun.
Hey, mister muso, your fly is undone ...

Solo

Chorus

The world’s a better place thanks to clip art x4

[king_arthur]

CLIP ART / King Arthur

In a previous lifetime, I was the star
Of a TV detective show.
I had a hot girlfriend, I lived with my mom,
I drove a supercharged GTO.
I read six daily papers and ten magazines
I was always watching the news
Because every time I had to solve some crime
That's where I'd get my clues.

My name was Art, but they called me Clip
Information was my big trip.
I had bins and boxes of this and that
I could find what you need at the drop of a hat.
You prob'ly don't remember, but that was me:
"Clip Art," Tuesday nights on ABC.

There was the episode where they rigged my car
With a bomb on a very short fuse,
But we saved my machine with a trick I'd seen
In an issue of the U.S. News.
I solved robberies, blackmail, and murders
And all sorts of other crazy crimes
With the National Geographic,
Arizona Highways and the New York Times

(chorus)
You probably don't remember who I am -
These days, I'm "Clip Art," five nights a week on TV Land.

Then one day, along came the internet,
And that was the end of our show,
Because now everybody had all the information
They'd ever need to know.
At least that was the promise they made us,
I don't think it ever really came true:
Take that Veronica Mars - I agree, she's cute
But sometimes she hasn't got a clue.

(bridge)
Did I hear somebody say "comeback?"
I'm right here if you're looking for me.
And old guy and his computer,
That's make a fine little comedy.
They could give me pretty granddaughter
Who's a total software geek
And we could combine our talents
And solve a new mystery every week.

They call me Clip, but my name is Art,
I'm America's new favorite old fart,
I don't get google, not right now;
I'd be making backups if I knew how...
But I can walk into Sears and say, "look, that's me!"
Because "Clip Art's Comeback," went straight to DVD...

[nicegeoff]

Clip Art by Carol Channing Sings

I've seen the same tailor in 100 shops.
He always seems inviting, but he's got to stop.
His mom & pop demeanor isn't genuine when multiples are made of him.

I sigh whenever I walk by a poorly designed store-front.
Maybe I should be more blunt:

It's so lazy to use clip art in anything, apart from hearts on computer "printvitations" for your niece.
Don't even get me started on David Rees.