Evan is Getting his Teeth

[j$]

Evan is Getting His Teeth

Look over there, sports bar - in the corner -
Evan is getting his teeth stuck in
To a pretty girl; Evan I warn ya,
Fate is gonna come and bite you on the hairy arse.

We know where it goes from here -
Seen it all before, It ends in tears

Look over there, in the back of alley,
Evan is getting his teeth kicked in
By the pretty girl's not so pretty boyfriend -
Everybody knew how this was always gonna end.

God knows where it goes from here -
Call an ambulance, it ends in tears, tears tears tears.

When he was a kid
He dug Tooth fairy too much
Been the same kid since
Nothing's ever gonna change round here

Look over there, at the orthodontist -
Evan is getting his teeth replaced.
Brand new pretty mouth, have you learnt your lesson?
Have you had your fill in seeing your own ugly face?

You know how it goes from here -
Back to the beginning, end in tears, in tears,
Tears tears tears.

Nothing's gonna change round here, no
Nothing ever changes, not round here
Nothing's gonna change round here
And the dentist is laughing all the way to the bank!

[Ross]

Evan is Getting his Teeth
A scene from a non-existent vampire rock opera
by Ross Durand

EVAN (stage right):
It's hard to explain, but I don't feel the same
I'm finding I can't sleep at night
I'm slipping inside to escape the light
And I'm thirsty, but it's a new kind of thirst

SIRE[a vampire]: (stage right)
The new kid's coming out with us tonight
He doesn't know yet what has hit him
We'll find some unlucky little brats or ladies of the night
That no one will miss when they're bitten
He's come along so nicely

And Evan's gonna bite tonight

EVAN:
It's hard to explain, but the nighttime is calling
And I'm going out tonight with my new gang
And it's like my teeth are turning into fangs
And I'm thirsty, but it's a new kind of thirst

SIRE:
The new boy's gonna be something special
It's only been three days since I bit him
Tonight he'll have his first drink and we'll see what he thinks
I'm glad that we'll all be with him
Tonight his life is changing

Cause Evan's gonna bite tonight

EVAN:
It's hard to explain

SIRE:
Yes, Evan's gonna bite tonight

EVAN:
Tonight my life is changing

SIRE:
Yes, Evan's gonna bite tonight

EVAN:
It's a new kind of thirst
It's a new kind of thirst

[jimtyrrell]

Evan Is Getting His Teeth
Jim Tyrrell and Mal

Our nephew Evan’s thirteen weeks old.
Tiny hands reaching everywhere
Especially for objects unsafe:
Radios, forks, irreplaceable vases.

Evan’s symphony in xylophone strikes
Echoes violently everywhere now.

Evan is getting his teeth.
Now I need Evan to eat.

Now.

[frankie big face]

Evan is Getting His Teeth - Frankie Big Face

phone cord, lipstick, bottle caps, lego bricks
genuine leather shoes
wristwatch, checkbook, hairbrush, pocketbook
photographs from grandma's cruise
house plants, lawn chairs, stuffed frogs, underwear
corners of the persian rug
newspaper, golf balls, half-naked Barbie dolls
even the occasional bug

Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth
Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth
If you want to save your stuff from a slobbery death
Better keep it under lock and key
'Cause Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth

tin foil, garden soil, fishing line, kitchen twine
plastic snakes and rubber bands
velcro, snow globes, picture frames and bathrobes
even his own two hands!
LPs, CDs, DVDs, VCTs,
45 picture sleeves
spatulas and windows sills, playing cards and pepper mills
anything he can reach

Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth
Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth
If you want to save your stuff from a slobbery death
Better keep it under lock and key
'Cause Evan is Evan is getting his getting his
Evan is getting his teeth

[ofscienceandnumbers]

Evan is getting a job,
To pay back his debt to the boss.
Evan thought that he could win.
It's his loss.

Evan is buying a gun,
As if that will do any good.
Evan is reeling in pain,
Where he stood.

I hope he has a plan.

Evan is getting his teeth,
Knocked the F^(& right out of his face.
Evan had sharpened his teeth,
Just in case.

Evan is swallowing blood,
So he can throw up a key.
Evan's unlocking the cuffs.
Now he's free.

I knew he had a plan.