Who's the youngest songfighter?

Damien Verrett (Jonas) · Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:04 am

I'm curious all of a sudden.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:06 am

Damien Verrett (Jonas) · Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:07 am

But... but you don't know how old I am.

a bebop a rebop · Post by **a bebop a rebop** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:13 am

Well this topic ain't gonna get anywhere if yous don't speak your age right out, boy.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:55 am

jack · Post by **jack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:02 am

spudnut

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:23 am

Age is relative.

heh heh.

Hey, while we're at it, who's the fattest in proportion to their ideal body weight?

Apparently, I'm supposed to be 185 lbs, well, according to my mother. Since I regularly top the scales at 235-238... I think that puts me in the chunky category.

C'mon!! Out with it.

Ah screw it, who has the biggest tallywacker? I'm not talking length here, I'm talking where it counts..in thickness.

4.63

'm not going to reveal what the unit of measure is though, cause I am a gentleman.

This is about where someone like Tyrell or Roymond posts the following word:

NEVADA.

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:29 am

Bahaha! Someday I'll do a LIVE IN NEVADA CD. The album cover is a no-brainer.

Also: I'm more curious who the OLDEST SongFighter is. I'm 37 this April, so I know I'm out of the running. For now.

stueym · Post by **stueym** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:51 am

jimtyrrell wrote:Bahaha! Someday I'll do a LIVE IN NEVADA CD. The album cover is a no-brainer.

Also: I'm more curious who the OLDEST SongFighter is. I'm 37 this April, so I know I'm out of the running. For now.

OLDEST
I was delighted when at SF Boston Spud welcomed me as one of the venerable members of SF. A title I was extremely pleased to be blessed with. Elder Statesman would be just fine too

I am 43 (44 in December) but I don't think I am THE oldest

YOUNGEST
If we only go with regular contributors (members) and ignore the guest appearance/infrequent contributors I would say Jonas probably has it although it was a close run thing up til Bjam's birthday in February. If occasional contrbutors/guest appearances are included there are myriad little folks who I have heard in recent months. The record I would say though goes to Heather Redmond's unborn child guest appearances in the early stages of her pregnancy!

WEIGHT/SIZE
BMI calculators needed. I am 5'6" (5'5" on a bad day when ground down by life) and hang around the 230 mark. Again probbaly not the 'cuddliest' but up there.

TODGER GIRTH
Hmmm not going there. I am perfectly happy with the girth of the old boy. And now for the husband's obligatory 'safe harbor' statement "and no complaints from the missus!" Yeah right!

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:15 am

stueym wrote:OLDEST
I was delighted when at SF Boston Spud welcomed me as one of the venerable members of SF. A title I was extremely pleased to be blessed with. Elder Statesman would be just fine too I am 43 (44 in December) but I don't think I am THE oldest

I turn 45 in a couple weeks. But I don't think I'm THE oldest.

As for the other items...I don't Nevada content, I Nevada people. And you, sir (Leaf), are no Nevada.

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:20 am

Isn't Spud, you know, 50?

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:22 am

I think King Arthur is our most elder statesman.

I would say that Spudnut is the youngest, until the Redmons enlist the help of their new addition to the family.

I don't believe I am the tallest, but I am 6'1", which may put me in the top 50 or so. I don't know. Although I have not met him, Niveous is taller than me.

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:41 am

I guess they're not the youngest, but Talk About Your Feelings featured Jason at 2 and Erik at 4. Sunny Again featured Erik at 3.

Madi actually helped write her song, though, so perhaps she's the youngest true Songfighter.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:15 pm

I always wondered how fat Stu's cock was.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:18 pm

I thought you might... that's why I went there.

Not to stu's cock.

WHOA. talk about an awkward moment.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:42 pm

i am probably the most underweight.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:21 pm

GlennCase wrote:I don't believe I am the tallest, but I am 6'1", which may put me in the top 50 or so. I don't know. Although I have not met him, Niveous is taller than me.

Yep, I'm 6'3".

Tex Beaumont · Post by **Tex Beaumont** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:38 pm

roymond wrote:
stueym wrote:OLDEST
I was delighted when at SF Boston Spud welcomed me as one of the venerable members of SF. A title I was extremely pleased to be blessed with. Elder Statesman would be just fine too I am 43 (44 in December) but I don't think I am THE oldest
I turn 45 in a couple weeks. But I don't think I'm THE oldest.
.

I'm older than Jim Tyrrell but not as old as you two - so I'm not the oldest

(39)

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:02 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:I always wondered how fat Stu's cock was.

...

I think I'm the youngest 'independent'(Ie not contributing with parents such as mini-Hell Yeahs, mini-Octothorpes, and mini-JoS) long-time songfighter. Yeah for being young

I'm 5'7"ish so pretty normal.

As I lack a penis, I'd make a comment about my chest, but some things you've got to keep under wraps

Gotta keep some secrets.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:19 pm

she has HUGE ... tracts of land. (I know, monty python references are sexy)

You people make me feel completely average.

perhaps I'm the MOST AVERAGE?!!??~!

Calfborg · Post by **Calfborg** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:20 pm

Niveous wrote:I'm 6'3".

Me too.

Damien Verrett (Jonas) · Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:45 pm

K, I'm 15 in April.

How old is Bjam?