Who's the youngest songfighter?

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:47 pm

Not the oldest but I'm damn sure not the youngest either at 43.

6' 3" and in between 185 to 190 something depending on diet and exercise. I was @ about 205 a few years back when I worked out regularly. Clearly lost some muscle mass since then.

Schlong? It's schlong enough. My wife likes to say it's as long as my memory, which is long for that but short for a memory.

Damien Verrett (Jonas) · Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:53 pm

Oh wait, we're doing weight, height, and schlong sizes too? Alright.

I think I'm like 120 lbs and 5' 6"

Schlong?

wait... this one is too creepy.

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:55 pm

I seem to remember the Human Cello and MC Poncho were both 13 when they first turned up on the boards. Which would make MC Poncho the youngest solo songfighter, although not neccessarily any more.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:00 pm

I've checked the US height/weight statistics, and I'm perfect....-ly average for my age group.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:22 pm

It is a hard burden, being the handsomest songfight!er, but such is my cross to bear.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:31 pm

at 23 i think i'm at the younger end of the scale, it seems that songfight generally has old people lurking about. 155lbs, 6' even, admittedly average where it counts! i'm totally the most average, or even below! hooray?!

my ability to soft rock transcends all of those characteristics, though.

too much information? good.

a bebop a rebop · Post by **a bebop a rebop** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:43 pm

This is so weird.

No more cawk tawk... please?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:45 pm

Damian is one year older than my son.

I suddenly feel very very.... wrong.

Fortunately, it will pass, and Damien will be in his thirties as well. I always thought C. Layne was my age though...funny.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:13 pm

i just realized i've referenced the male organ in more than one thread today. i'm sorry.

jack · Post by **jack** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:31 pm

somebody needs to submit a G&O* song as the The Male Organ.

*Guy and Organ

stueym · Post by **stueym** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:44 pm

jack wrote:somebody needs to submit a G&O* song as the The Male Organ.

*Guy and Organ

Oh man so totally an optional challenge for Nur Ein!!!!!

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:33 pm

bzl wrote:It is a hard burden, being the handsomest songfight!er, but such is my cross to bear.

Ha ha ha ha... perhaps you should be claiming 'the wittiest songfighter' instead there guy.

Besides, I've met Tonetripper, you sir...are no Tonetripper.

/jeff fal, I've moved on

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:17 am

22, but only for another week.

Tex Beaumont · Post by **Tex Beaumont** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:51 am

Leaf wrote:
Ah screw it, who has the biggest tallywacker? I'm not talking length here, I'm talking where it counts..in thickness.

4.63

'm not going to reveal what the unit of measure is though, cause I am a gentleman.
.

err...shouldn't this be in the "Describe Your Main Instrument" thread?

The Sober Irishman wrote:I always wondered how fat Stu's cock was.

All you needed to do was look at:
www.MyCock.com/StueyM

stueym · Post by **stueym** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:35 am

Tex Beaumont wrote:
Leaf wrote:
Ah screw it, who has the biggest tallywacker? I'm not talking length here, I'm talking where it counts..in thickness.

4.63

'm not going to reveal what the unit of measure is though, cause I am a gentleman.
.
err...shouldn't this be in the "Describe Your Main Instrument" thread?

The Sober Irishman wrote:I always wondered how fat Stu's cock was.

All you needed to do was look at:
www.MyCock.com/StueyM

And a fine specimen he is too....I love the 'Old Man'!!

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:19 pm

I have a dick. But oddly enough no asshole. How big is everyone else's asshole? I would like to live vicariously. Through your assholes.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:17 pm

OMG R U SERIUS???!!

Damien Verrett (Jonas) · Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:22 pm

This topic has become something unclean and slimey... I refuse to take responsibility for it any longer.

Tex Beaumont · Post by **Tex Beaumont** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:37 pm

Damien Verrett (Jonas) wrote:This topic has become something unclean and slimey... I refuse to take responsibility for it any longer.

Funny, I was just about to say the same thing about my penis

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:55 pm

now we just need to know who has the biggest vagina.

also, who here has problems with parasites. and hemmorhoids (sp?).

here is a photograph of my wang.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:33 pm

This one's for the ladies:

A picture of me with a ruler

(warning: not safe for work)

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:12 pm

is that to scale?