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1. HOW TO AVOID TIGER ATTACK

"A female rubber tapper working on a Malaysian estate escaped death when she engaged a tiger in a staring match in which the predator was the loser, a newspaper reported today...
The staring match lasted several minutes, with both human and predator slowly backing away from each other, with the tiger finally disappearing into the estate."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tale ... 61157.html
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I really coulda used this yesterday.
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deshead wrote:I really coulda used this yesterday.
The advice, or a female Malaysian rubber tapper?
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Post by Dan-O from Five-O »

bzl wrote:
deshead wrote:I really coulda used this yesterday.
The advice, or a female Malaysian rubber tapper?
The advice. Des typed that with one hand while I covered his wounds.

It was horrific.

Really.
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
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2. Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
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Space Cowboys!
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Niveous wrote:2. Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
Well, you know, Texas has always been known for being a progressive state. Onward and upward!
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3. We eat a lot of bugs

http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/dalbook.html
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4. Marsupials have forked (bifid) firemen and firehouses.

You know you want a picture.
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Plat wrote:4. Marsupials have forked (bifid) firemen and firehouses.

You know you want a picture.
And as pointed out by Fodroy on another thread - that also applies to monotremes.
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