I Don't Want To Be Your Friend

[jimtyrrell]

I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend

You started rumors carelessly
And now they’ve found their way to me
But you just smile and start again
So I don’t want to be your friend

‘Cause your behavior wasn’t wise
With your assumptions and your lies
You’ve broken things you cannot mend
And I don’t want to be your friend

The thing that most amazes me
Is your selective memory
Is it so hard to comprehend
That I don’t want to be your friend

You can say what you want to say
The price you’ll pay for every word you can’t defray

So just go on
And run your mouth like I was gone
You’ll find it easy to pretend
‘Cause I don’t want to be your friend

[melvin]

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND by Melvin

I don’t want to be your excuse any more
I don’t think I’m going to wear your shoes as I walk out that door
I’ve tried and tried and tried
To get inside your head
Try to understand the stupid things you’ve said

I don’t want to hear the words you meant to say
I don’t want to sit and talk all night
Good Lord knows I’ve tried and tried and tried
I’ve been spit on, and sworn at, and I’ve watched you cry
All bad things must surely reach a bitter end
In that spirit, I don’t want to be your friend

Life is like a long descending melody
You are like an oboe with a warp in the neck and stuck keys
You blow and blow and blow
A warble lasting years
Chase away the only sympathetic ear

[Treachjuris]

FISH SAUSAGE - I Don't Want To Be Your Friend

My friend's got a girlfriend, and he hates that bitch.
I want you now, yeah.
Bitch.
AAAAARGH!

[max the cat]

I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend

I want to be an against your will thrill,
a delicious skill that will make all four of your lips tremble
from the chill my fingers will
coax from the round edges of your thatched hill.

I want to speak with a silent moist voice
in tongues that give your thighs rise
to the prize of your deepest desires
I want to gorge like a glutton
on your slowly hardening pink button
I want to cross your wires.

I want to be a sensual greed
that gnaws at your need,
that arches your hungry hips
to the rising feast of my freed beast
that plunges to the deeps
of your hollows
that swallows your itches
that finds the switches
that light the obsessions of your hottest fires.

I want one a night stand that’ll never end.
No baby, I don’t want to be your friend.

I want to be an eagle that flies into your spread,
a cloud of confusion swirling between your heart and head,
the odd angle, the tangle,
in your straight arrow,
A desirous retro virus lust in your marrow,
the always in your never,
passion that crushes your clever.
I want to lubricate all your innate
with some of my fast and loose fresh peach juice
dripping over the curve of your back down the crack of your sweet meaty cheeks.


I want to tickle your satisfaction till it laughs into my mouth with curious gropes.
I want to climb the twin skins of your nippled moons with my pucker ropes.
I want a feed back loop of hit and run slam bam thank you mam, slap of naked calf skins on a kitchen floor, two day sore, give me more that’s what I’m askin’ for.

I want to be your twinge, your lunatic fringe, your sexual binge
The stalactite of delight in your cave.
I want to be your conquering slave.
I don’t want to be your friend.

[Freddielove]

I Don't Want to be Your Friend

I'm so happy that I have you
lying right here by my side
I'm so happy that I have you
cheek to cheek and eye to eye

And when my bones grow old
and they crack in the wind
My heart will still wisper
I don't want you for a friend

I'm so happy that I found you
lying right here by my side
I'm so happy that I found you
I'm so happy I could die

[Thanks For The Frisbee]

Flat spin
Gravity will press me

To the wall
as we decompress here

Spinning
Well out of control now

Reaching
For the lever on the hatch
You hope to jump out


I don’t want to be your friend
I need you to trust me as we descend
Toward the ocean
if you keep your eyes fixed on me
it will be just fine as we plunge into the sea

Landing
On water hard as black top
parachute
Has opened just like in practice
Gently, your feet touchdown before me
Its time now
For you to let go of me

I don’t want to be your friend
I need you to trust me as we descend
Toward the ocean
if you keep your eyes fixed on me
it will be just fine as we plunge into the sea

[Smalltown Mike]

I don't want to be your friend

I work the weekends in a record shop—the hip spot
that the kids are hitting—I listen
to better tracks than you ever heard.
I got the vinyl and my word is final.
I'm almost 40, still I live at home. Chances are
I’m going to die alone cuz it’s unlikely there might be
a woman I could love who could love me.
It’s unsightly—the music that they like, it’s frightening

You're just pretty enough but ain't indie enough,
you ain't indie enough-nough-nough

And I don’t want you in my bed—I don't want to be your friend
and I don’t want to hold your hand—I don't want to be your friend
and I don’t want to know your name—I don't want to be your friend
and I don’t want to be your friend—I don't want to be your friend

And Mary was a girl I met. Beautiful and schooled—
we even smoked the same cigarettes.
She was pretty and funny, rolling in money.
She was kind, sort of blew my mind.
And she was such a tease;
she even let me run my fingers cross the top of her CDs
But I couldn’t get an erection.
She had the worst collection

Underneath the sun, underneath the moon.
I’d be rather be alone than with the wrong tunes
You're not cool enough to be my friend.

Etc.

[Screaming Poet]

I Don't Want To Be Your Friend

I was hopin that the ocean would spill out into the open
For the chaos to expand spreading all across the land
Over mountains, rivers, continents
I see it as it all makes sense to me

Whose got the big hand
Whose got the all in
Whose got the time to remind that we're fallin
Don't need your egos
So why don't we go act up in the backround of tomorrow

I'm sick of politics and hypocrites
And people who don't give a shit
About the world in which we choose to live
There was a landslide of the worst kind
It was coming at the best time
our differences were spewing like a sieve

So I don't want to be your friend anymore
Our problems aren't a problem we've settled our score
I'm not even sure if you know what this is for
It's for everything and I mean everything

What were you thinking you said it to me
There's no turing back now I just can't believe
That these live have been chosen to go seperately
into the orchestral cascade of burning relief

Ans so I stand tall
Taller than the bands that you know will disolve
And I failed to receive
A solid explination on why you had to leave

On the contrary oh you and me
Were not so different
And I could tell oh so very well
I don't want to be your friend