WalkAmerica (Will Fight For Donations)

[Plat]

Hey, you who are looking for an easy tax write-off.

I'm participating in WalkAmerica (March of Dimes) this year. Think of it as a magical machine that converts money into future baby health (avoiding premature birth, premature death, and everything in between):




If you're in a good mood, please consider donating. They accept PayPal. Plus you'll make my profile a little more girly-colored.

If I must be your musical monkey to dig into your pockets, this can be arranged (awful pun intended). As if the thought of my pasty white skin embracing a sunburn wasn't enough. Feel free to post small musical recording challenges/titles/whatever here to make me dance for your donation. Otherwise I intend to spray you with unsolicited Cow Exchange mini-songs.

Thanks!

[Plat]

No requests, eh? Then you're stuck with this new song.

Monkey Song #1: Fried Bananas (shallow lyrics)

I made them today. They're pretty fragile. Turns out it's a great thing to freeze the banana for a few minutes before frying them.

[Adam!]

I was in a good mood.

I'd like to hear a song about ninjas and hipsters.

[Plat]

I'd like to hear a song about ninjas and hipsters.

Thanks, and good choice!

A while ago, Puce wrote such a song for an AAD that didn't quite make it to releaseville. Last night, he sent me the vocal track, and I grew some music around it. I have no idea how close it is to his AAD flavor, but here's the new Mostly Harmless edition:

Monkey Song #2: Don't Make Me Flip Out

[Plat]

Yes, I'm still doing business as your monkey.

Here's a cheesy flavor of a Carpenters cover, by request:

Monkey Song #3: Goodbye to Love (cover)

[blue]

I want to hear a Cow XXXchange classic entitled "WebWide Boycott." And I paid my ten dollars to hear what I want to hear.

[Plat]

Here's one for the ladies. It's a bit loud, but that shows how strongly I feel.

Monkey Song #4: Dark Purple (lyrics)

WebWide Boycott is in the queue!