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Mogosagatai wrote:That's your right eye.
Is it? Look closely at the picture, there are clues.
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The Dread Pirate Roberts - reportin for duty aaaarrrrrr
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No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.
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As you wish...
<i>"you kind of sound like Oscar the Grouch" -- Feldspar

"sounds like church camp stuff" -- Tricia </i>

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no goddamn fairy movie bullshit on the pirate thread! OFF THE PLANK WITH YE FEY DOGS.
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blue wrote:no goddamn fairy movie bullshit on the pirate thread! OFF THE PLANK WITH YE FEY DOGS.
...You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you...
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What about kittens? Are kittens OK?

EDIT: No more movie quotes! I mean it!
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Actually, according to this Pirate Name Generator I should be called:

Ambiguous Harvey Bellamy
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Ooh, I'm sorry, the correct response was, "Anybody wanna peanut?"

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In other news, my pirate name is "'Doormat' Ronny Bonny." Could that be more lame?
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Pirate Hannibal the Mauve :roll:
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"Chocolate" Brant Drake
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Bwah hah ha - Rancid Billy Dread, or Huge Ron Bonny.
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Old name: Jack Shite

We'll now call ye:
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Old name: thong speaker
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catch wrote:What about kittens? Are kittens OK?

EDIT: No more movie quotes! I mean it!
As you wish.

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Cap'n Brody Swiftknife wrote:As you wish.
Welcome to the pit of - *cough cough* Ahem...

Welcome to the Pit of Despair.
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read the very last paragraph of the story.

pirates!
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It's good to see pirating is still a viable career!
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New name: Cannon-Balls Bruno... I'm going to need a bigger boat, I guess. Or looser shorts.
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Thundercats was one of my favorite cartoons back in the day but why oh why did they have a Pirate by the name of Captain Cracker????

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whitey be everywhere!
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blue wrote:whitey be everywhere!
How dare you?
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