Kim Deal

[Steve Durand]

Kim Deal

By Steve Durand

verse 1

You know me so well
After all these years
All my hopes
And my deepest fears
And other things
That I wouldn't want revealed

And now you say
That if I walk away
You're going to have to
Make me pay
And that's why you propose
We make a deal

Chorus

Kimberly
You got the goods on me
I see the fix that I'm in
I think it's wise
To strike a compromise
And stick together
Through thick and thin

Verse 2

You say if I go through
With what I'm going to do
You're friends are going to know
All of my secrets too
And that's enough
To ruin my reputation

So you say everything
Will work out fine
If I scratch your back
And you scratch mine
And that's the way
To resolve the situation

Repeat Chorus

[j$]

Kim Deal by The Dirty Allisons

Words & music by Caravan Ray & Johnny Cashpoint

Caravan Ray – Vocals / Guitar
J$ - Guitar / Backing Vocals
A Bebop a Rebop – Bass / Backing Vocals
Furry Pedro – Backing Vocals

Thurston Moore I abhor
And you can keep your Black Francis
Cos the one I fancy is:

Kim Deal (Kim Deal!) Kim Deal (Kim Deal!)

Kim Gordon & Kim Deal - now that's some kind of meal
Bass player sandwich – Two Kims and me
Three strings - all G, now you’re talking my language!

Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!) Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!)

Well, I want a Breeder –
but I don’t want her dumb druggy sister, No
Kimmy is the one with whom I want to play Naked Twister

Kim Gordon and Kim Deal, sonic youth, sonic truth,
sonic babes – they’re my faves – satisfaction guaranteed
When they come down on me aurally

Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!) Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!)

(Wanna debase her)

There was a guy, a Brisbane guy
Who had dreams of making it with
Two bass-playing alt-rock uber-babes from Boston and New York,
but that ain’t gonna happen
I know - but I can dream (I can dream)
And when I dream, I dream of

Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!) Kim Deal! (Kim Gordon!)

[Caravan Ray]

Kim Deal by The Dirty Allisons

Words & music by Caravan Ray & Johnny Cashpoint

When they come down on me orally

When they come down on me aurally

Two bass-playing alright uber-babes from Boston and New York,...

Two bass-playing alt-rock uber-babes from Boston and New York,

- must be the accent!

[mr_lostman]

Kim Deal
By Mr. Lostman

I wish I had a girl bassist in my band
Kinda like Kim Gordon
but no wait I'd still want to sing lead
she'd have to stand back and sing with me
maybe a girl who could smile and make all the guys in the audience squeal
somebody like Kim Deal

Then I could be Black Francis,
and she could sing her son about something "Gigantic"
She'd be Kim Deal
and we'd be cool!

We'd sing together like this:
here comes your man, here comes your man

I'd have the freedom to sing in spanish
si mi bajista era chica
She'd have to be into Husker Du
and Peter, Paul, and Mary too
Then people would say "man they're so cool its unreal"
If I had a Kim Deal

Then I could be Black Francis
And she could sing her song about something "Gigantic"
She'd be Kim Deal
and we'd be cool!

we'd sing together like this:
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic, a big big love yea yea

If I had a Kim Deal
we'd be cool!

[WeaselSlayer]

Kim Deal
by Luke Henley

I'm so happy that we're so happy.
I wanna take a nappy in the swan's guts.
Left you to the blackness
swallowed up by your own practice,
cactus hands on a dress wraps you up real nice.

Kim Deal Kim Deal,
how you feel, Kim Deal?
Is it real the way you sing sometimes?
Kim Deal John Peel,
did he die for music's sins?
Was Mark E. Smith a locust-eating Baptist?

Hold me at the rock and roll concert tree.

I'm so excited and there's just no way to hide it.
God your smile's so worthwhile I could kill myself.
Patriotic rocket don't mean shit, cuz in my locket
is the bassline and the cigarette you flicked at me.

Kim Deal Kim Deal,
how you feel, Kim Deal?
Is it real the way you sing sometimes?
Kim Deal John Peel,
did he die for music's sins?
Was Mark E. Smith a locust-eating Baptist?

Well I'm here you're over there,
somewhere off in California writing some new hit.
Course no one will hear it cuz we're all too full of fear these days,
and no one wants to hear the way you sing your song.

Kim Deal Kim Deal,
how you feel, Kim Deal?
Is it real the way you sing sometimes?
Kim Deal John Peel,
did he die for music's sins?
Was Mark E. Smith a locust-eating Baptist?

There's just this way that you enunciate,
it drives me wild in style around the strip.

Kim Deal Kim Deal,
how you feel, Kim Deal?
Is it real the way you sing sometimes?
Kim Deal John Peel,
did he die for music's sins?
Was Mark E. Smith a locust-eating Baptist?

[Treachjuris]

Kim Deal
By Mr. Lostman
She'd have to be into Husker Du
and Peter, Paul, and Mary too

Noice. Makes her a bit of an older girl, eh?

"Lemon tree, how delicious...."

[furrypedro]

Those Meddling Kids sing Kim Deal

She said "I know where you've been,
I've been there and moved on
to here, I could not go back
even if I want"

My sister told me
"You don't know what I've seen"
My sister told me
"You don't know what's been through my blood stream"
My sister Kelley
She got trouble in her veins
She tried to help me
But it just was not the same

I used to think I could fool the world
and the moon, and Mars and Venus
Now it's all that I can do
to knock down this wall between us

When I came to Boston
all I cared for was my next drink
It never crossed my mind
what people might think
When I was a painter
I painted you upon your knees
I'm on my own now
I wonder among the trees

I used to think I could fool the world
and the moon, and Mars and Venus
Now it's all that I can do
to knock down this wall between us