Baby Robot Prefight Thread

Post by **Spud** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:30 pm

Robot Baby
Due: Friday 11/03/06 9:59am pdt

vidarsk · Post by **vidarsk** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:01 am

Here's a suggestion for song lyrics. I can't do anything musical, so I'll just post them here for you to do with as you please. If you haven't seen the ps3 commercial yet, I suggest you do so before reading them. You can watch it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_893pvEFzE&eurl=.

Since several people probably have the same idea, I've hidden the lyrics so you don't have to read them if you're thinking of writing your own. If you're curious, you can always come back and read them after you're done. If you're sure you want to read them, click and drag to select the text below and make it visible:

(*1) Looking back, at all that went wrong, I can't help but shake my head.
Who would have thought, that after this long, the human race would end up dead.

We should have seen, the moment it came, the problems that began to appear.
But if I had to pick, one person to blame, it would have to be that Sony engineer.

Robot baby, we thought you were just a toy.
Robot baby, something to bring us joy.
Robot baby, they shouldn't have given you net link.
Robot baby, when did you begin to think?

The creepy commercial, sparked an internet meme, and Sony saw a way to make cash.
The baby was made, with a six-color theme, and they all sold out in a flash.

Millions were made, it swept the world in a wave, it could walk and talk and learn.
It even did house chores, your own personal slave, but oh how the tables would turn.

Robot baby, we thought you were just a toy.
Robot baby, something to bring us joy.
Robot baby, you never complained or talked back.
Robot baby, noone expected the attack.

As I sit here alone, in this underground cave, I finish the hole in the floor.
I hear them close by, so I get into my grave, there's just no use hiding anymore.

They slowly approach me, with the weapons they brought, I guess this cave will be my tomb.
I close my eyelids, and with my last thought, I curse the one who made them play doom.

Robot baby, we thought you were just a toy.
Robot baby, something to bring us joy.
Robot baby, when single player was through.
Robot baby, you played the game with everyone you knew.

*1 Extra time for opening transition, or just insert "Ooooh".

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:20 pm

robots bring the dance / robots bring the dance

robots bring the dance / they move their joints so smoothly
robots bring the dance / to the beat of a robot stereo
robots bring the dance / (something something) robot torsos
robots bring the dance / they must burn lots of oil

they must burn lots of oil...

not about oreos!!

jseavers05 · Post by **jseavers05** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:31 pm

im almost done with robot baby. this is the first songfight song ill enter on my own that isnt a 'night before' entry. it sounds so funky, but i like it so far. ill have to figure out something more to do to it though.

Adnoisium · Post by **Adnoisium** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:36 pm

I'm in

Edit: Submitted

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:14 am

The temptation to do a pedophilic song is strong but i dont think i'll do it.

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:33 am

hi

i am new. i think i will attempt my first songfight ever to this robot baby thing. hope you guys don't hate me.

wwe are smort. · Post by **wwe are smort.** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:28 am

I'm afraid that our incredibly beautiful rap is far too oldschool to lose any contest ever created. Even if it's not a music contest. Say, we entered it in a cooking contest.......YES!! We would still win. I respect all your music, and anyones passion for music on song fight. Thank you all and

wwe are smort

looks forward to hearing everyones entry this week.
Farewell earthlings!

wwe are smort. · Post by **wwe are smort.** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:30 am

MC wreckshin wrote:hi

i am new. i think i will attempt my first songfight ever to this robot baby thing. hope you guys don't hate me.

i allready hate you

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:14 am

wormsweater?

painedXmemoriesX · Post by **painedXmemoriesX** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:26 am

Were in for this Fight. accept even though last time are song did NOT get posted on here even though we sent it in but were not mad. we made a robot baby song though and this is are first real songfight were just startin out as a band

Erwin Cloibhofer · Post by **Erwin Cloibhofer** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:51 am

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MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:03 am

wwe are smort has a very similiar avatar as you guys, was just wondering if you guys were the same person.

wwe are smort. · Post by **wwe are smort.** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:03 am

MC wreckshin wrote:wwe are smort has a very similiar avatar as you guys, was just wondering if you guys were the same person.

you will never know

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:13 am

well i've never heard extra terrestrial rap before... so i guess this should be interesting.

Erwin Cloibhofer · Post by **Erwin Cloibhofer** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:57 am

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Post by jb » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:48 am

what kind of MC pun names are left?

MC Ment
MC Spot Run
MC More
MC Biscuit
MC Doo
MC Shanty
MC Rosis
MC D
MC Zun Of The Witch
MC Eek and DJ Destroy

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:51 am

wormsweater wrote:
MC wreckshin wrote:wwe are smort has a very similiar avatar as you guys, was just wondering if you guys were the same person.
No. wwe are smort are biters. They stole our avatar, reversed it, and put the word "smort" over the eyes. Not us.

maybe they are your dopplegangers. you better watch out or drew barrymore might come after you.

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:53 am

jb wrote:what kind of MC pun names are left?

MC Ment
MC Spot Run
MC More
MC Biscuit
MC Doo
MC Shanty
MC Rosis
MC D
MC Zun Of The Witch
MC Eek and DJ Destroy

heh i like the last one. mine is not just a pun but a play on my real name as well: mike sweeney

so like my real name is a pun in itself i guess.

wwe are smort. · Post by **wwe are smort.** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:59 am

wormsweater wrote:
MC wreckshin wrote:wwe are smort has a very similiar avatar as you guys, was just wondering if you guys were the same person.
No. wwe are smort are biters. They stole our avatar, reversed it, and put the word "smort" over the eyes. Not us.

i'll bite you. With my teeth in my mouth

MC wreckshin · Post by **MC wreckshin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:04 pm

oh shit wwe are smort is wormsweater re-arranged. seems kind of odd. but they are online at the same time, so i guess they CAN'T be the same person.

are wormsweater and wwe are smort both entering this fight?

Erwin Cloibhofer · Post by **Erwin Cloibhofer** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:07 pm

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