Blurb!

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:42 am

Object: Make a 10 word or less blurb about a Songfight band. Remember Blurbs are usually positive.

Example-

"If Shellac did Songfights they'd be Sonofsupercar".

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:28 pm

Niveous can shoot lasers from his guitar, making you cry.

Luke Henley is songfight's gentle rapist.

Johnny Cashpoint's music will make you hump an electrical outlet.

Jordan Seavers makes happy fun time less annoying.

Phunt used my dog as an instrument. It was awesome.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:16 pm

Octothorpe sounds like Kermit the Frog driven to severe psychological disassociation from years of fronting for a death-metal band.

Okay, that was a little too long.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:12 pm

It's also a direct quote from Spin Magazine.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:50 pm

O RLY

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:05 pm

"Paul Denyer raped my dad (lol)"

"Octothorpe is like pink fibreglass insulation underwear."

(more to come)

rone rivendale · Post by **rone rivendale** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:25 am

"Melvin could hurl chuncks over beats and it'd still rock!"