I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

No Horse Town · Post by **No Horse Town** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:22 pm

Well, I've been sober for a while now, and I plan on staying that way, but until kinda recently I consumed excessive amounts of PBR. With lime. My friend Darrel calls it a "redneck on vacation", but I think there are prolly a lot more redneck-y beers than PBR. When I had money, I would always go for IPA.

Seems like everyone I know worships at the temple of Guinness. I think it's disgusting. Like a beer milkshake.

It sucks that I can't enjoy the taste of beer anymore (yeah, I enjoy the taste of PBR) ... thing is, I got to be a pretty serious alcoholic and I just don't enjoy "having a few". It's either sober or drunk, and once I'm drunk, I just go crazy and keep drinking and black out. It was getting to a point where I was always sick / hung over.

Anyway, cheers to those of you with self-control!

And good luck keeping any of your friends around to those of you who might choose to quit!

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:08 pm

Yeah. We have Steel Reserve. It's the most disgusting beer I've ever tasted, but it's cheap and effective.

frankie big face · Post by **frankie big face** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:31 pm

I only had one beer (albeit a giant one), but I must say, I am a little drunk right now.

(But not too drunk to go back and correct my misspellings when I type.)

Post by **Lunkhead** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:32 pm

I'm tempted to get wasted tonight while Erin and I watch "Heroes" season 1 on DVD. It's been one of those days.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:19 pm

Lunkhead wrote:I'm tempted to get wasted tonight while Erin and I watch "Heroes" season 1 on DVD. It's been one of those days.

Man, I've been debating it too...busy day at work...Billing wouldn't take my calls... just giving me things to say to client over the IM'r....blah blah blah, only getting 3/4 the way done with anything I started today.

...and these last two posts are taking me over that edge.

Got Absolute and OJ in the 'fridge and I'm just going to have to bust into it.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:34 pm

Oh good Hobs, come back and post when you're good and fdrink. Drunk posting FTMFW.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:42 pm

Here's an entry for the last couple times I was drinking alone.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:08 pm

frankie big face wrote:I only had one beer (albeit a giant one), but I must say, I am a little drunk right now.
(But not too drunk to go back and correct my misspellings when I type.)

I'm sorry, but if you can go back and correct misspellings, you sir are NOT drunk. You are, by definition... BUZZED. Thats good enough though.

On that note: I'm going to miss FBF. You are one of the reasons I'm still around. I'm sorry I could not get you back to your Hotel a little more efficiently back there in the ATL. BUT, I was only a block or two off

I'm good and fdrdink now. I just wish I could throw myself in front of a bullet now in some heroic fashion. Otherwise I feel that I'm going to wake up and I'm going to start answering tech support calls in the morning. Therefore going out like some punk. (bitch)

God help me.

signboy · Post by **signboy** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:59 pm

oley fuck. fucken capten morgan. that fuckni9 fuckers ficn fucked. how do you know im canajun? cuz i got all drunked up and ... shoveled the snow off teh deck.

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:24 pm

Oy! Took the day off for selfish birthday reasons and spent it drinking beer and figuring out drum miking, and lounging in the clawfoot. Then Mz Conduct (my beautiful wife) comes home with a bottle of Glenlivet. Not having the cash to go to the local strip bar (where everybody knows your name) I guess we'll be sitting at home drinking. Unless... (pause for speed-dialing) ...naw, not a generous bartender, bummer.

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:41 pm

Happy Birthday Rabz. *cake smiley*

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:11 pm

Heh. I'd say I feel old... but since Spud's a year older than my lovely wife (who's shouting "Cops is on, and it's near Seattle") I'll just revel in the fact that I'm not dead, and I'm still making goofy music for my own pleasure and give the rest of the world the finger.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:37 pm

hey, happy birthday! i raise to you this half empty glass of scotch ale from saranac.
-bill

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:37 am

tonight was my friend kraig's birthday too! (hbr!) i'm more drunk than i should be. i have to make it to class tomorrow. i've missed it too many times.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:55 am

fodroy wrote:tonight was my friend kraig's birthday too! (hbr!) i'm more drunk than i should be. i have to make it to class tomorrow. i've missed it too many times.

I hope you spelt your friend Craig's name with a 'K' because you are drunk. If his name really is "Kraig" - his parents should be arrested and beaten.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:15 pm

Haha. Actually, his name is really Kraig. And imo his badass mustache gives him the right to spell his name however he wants.

I actually made it to class today!

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:04 pm

If it is his choice to sound like a bogan - all well and good. But there really should be jail terms, or possibly the death sentance for enforcing stupidly spelt names on children

Billy's Little Trip · Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:11 pm

Woo hoo, Pacifico is on sale right now, so I stocked up. It's funny how when you have a lot of something, you tend to get fdrinked.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:20 am

when i can't get drunk i can always rely on cigarettes to make me feel more drunk than i am.

yesssssssss.

Lord of Oats · Post by **Lord of Oats** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:54 am

You know, pot will make you feel a lot more drunk than you are. That, or alcohol will make you feel more stoned than you are. One of the two. Or maybe both.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:12 pm

But pot is so pricey...

Lord of Oats · Post by **Lord of Oats** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:38 pm

fodroy wrote:But pot is so pricey...

Oh yeah...I kind of forgot. I've never actually bought it, so I don't think about that. Yes, alcohol and tobacco are relative bargains, aren't they? Well, then, carry on.