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what a start to the second test.

Ponting with a golden duck

Sweet

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who are those 11 bastards in baggy green caps and what have they done with the Australian cricket team?!?!




An embarrassment of historic proportions
THE worst Australian team ever fielded for an Ashes series will today watch England celebrate a 3-1 victory at the SCG in the knowledge they are the first side wearing baggy greens to have lost three Tests by more than an innings in a single series.
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/an- ... 19hlc.html

Get the tar and feathers out....

It's on again!

Fist Test at Trent Bridge a dead set cracker

Gotta love a Number 11 batsman

Caravan Ray wrote:Fist Test at Trent Bridge a dead set cracker

Why do they test their fists?

I feel that this thread will become a Rosetta Stone for future civilisations.

Like the Venerable Bede - I have been dutifully chronicling here the history of the english speaking peoples through what have been - since 2009 - some of the darkest days ever seen in the history of human civilisation. Or even humanoid civilisation.

But rest assured. The dark times are drawing to a close. The days of the baby-murdering, nun-raping Englishmen's ascendency are drawing to a close. And their pet South Africans. And Stuart Broad. What a shit bloke.

Australia won the First Test in Brisbane.
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2013 ... y-brisbane
And Clarkey gave them a good fucking mouthful to go on with.

You may again sleep soundly in your beds.


I wonder if Messiah will appear again from the gloom to argue with me?

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

Caravan Ray wrote:Fist Test at Trent Bridge a dead set cracker

Why do they test their fists?

You don't want to be caught with a faulty fist.

ANd BTW - I am no longer just all talk. I even PLAY cricket myself nowadays.

I am currently the 43rd best batsman in Toowoomba's limited over competition.

I take a lot of body hits.
The reflexes go when you get older kids.

The nightmare is over


The Ashes have returned home

Oh dear, England. 5 - nil!!!


Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.

Q What is the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q: Why do England batsmen never get into nightclubs?
A: They’ve no idea how to deal with bouncers.

Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

Super-soppers are working overtime to dry up pommie tears at Headingly. I hope they remind Johnny B to say “leave wikki” before he goes for a wander next time.