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Crap, I got nothin'. I'll try to edit what little I got recorded into a 30-second something-er-other.

Is a third party giving you these titles - what's your process for that? Just curious.

I had fun tonight. I have two small children and probably won't be able to do this very often, but my oldest had Gymnastics tonight from 6-7, so it worked out ok. If this keep s going I might see you on ocassional Tuesdays

All titles are submitted by magic elves, who write them on tiny angel-wings. Enchanted faerie-folk fly them to me. You can also PM me title submissions, which may or may not be used, depending on if the elves approve (by 60% majority vote).

Assy China and the Eight Foot Splash - Hey you with the really loud bass in your car

The vocals were all terrible so I went back and Autotuned the hell out of them. And a bunch of my plugins kept crashing... argh, I must figure out what's causing that.

Title: Too Old to Trick-or-Treat
Due: Links posted by 7:30 PM pdt (90 minutes)

Haha, my mouse just died. This is going to be interesting.

Tab ftw.

Well, I made the unmelody-able song. Other than that, technical troubles were enough to sap my will to finish it. I was able to find and swap in a PS2 mouse and restart my computer, but I keep having these crashes that I never used to have before I started skirmishing... grah! Tomorrow will go better.

Title: Addicted to Ebay
Due: Links posted by 7:30 PM pdt (90 minutes)

I'd like to do a song but I'm too busy on ebay HA HA HA.

I'm never going to finish one of these on time, are I? Almost no crashes today.

Addicted to Ebay

Lyrics:
I own every G.I. Joe
I'm the guy who bought that really large Cheeto
I bought a cup that Elvis sipped
A++, it made a great gift

It gets inside my viens
endorphins rush my brain
every time that I select the way I'd like to pay
It gets inside my viens
endorphins rush my brain
every time that I select the way I'd like to pay

It's just a click away
They bill me every day
I took one bid and I'm
Addicted to eBay

was getting ready to go to bed, when a new interpration of this title pop in my head. ofcourse i coulden't sleep without recording it.

so here it is, a 3 chord song am calling
<b>Addicted to EBA y</b>
http://fvs.blaststream.com/testApp/shar ... -2EBAy.mp3

it's 3:49 am, and i need to be work by 9am.. yipi.

EBA EBA EBA, Y am i addicted 2
EBA EBA EBA, Y am i addicted 2
EBA EBA EBA

My guitar has 6 strings, and 20 frets but i only strum
EBA EBA EBA
The keyboard has 88 keys, yes i only play 3
EBA EBA EBA
i'll bet Mozart never played
EBA EBA EBA

Y am i addicted 2, EBA

Ha, dre, I missed this on thursday; awesome twistinf of the title.

<b>Title:</b> Solve by Grouping
<b>Due:</b> Links posted by 7:30 PM pdt (90 minutes)

Solve By Grouping

they can't blame me
i'll soon ignore it away
in a crowd
it's stuck somewhere in the gray

responsibility diffusion
my duties slowly are occluded...in my mind
it's easy to cork her
when you're only following orders
solve by grouping
solve by grouping

there's a bad chance mine is the blank
but i only do what the higher ranks tell me
she's spilling her guts
because she won't
when she's in the chair and i flip the switch
with the others maybe this time my circuit won't be the one that clicks
no one raindrop
thinks it caused the flood

responsibility diffusion
my duties are slowly occluded
it's easy to cork her
when you're only following orders
solve by grouping
solve by grouping

waiting around until somebody says something
nobody's saying nothing
nobody's saying nothing
waiting around until somebody says something
nobody's saying

I got nuthin'. Or, more accurately, I got somethin', but it's not done. We'll see what happens.

Our Dog - Solve By Grouping

I couldn't think of anything good, so I was like ... HEY!! I should do an Our Dog song. Our Dog is my mess of a side project where I make heavy music and make up words on the spot in gaytarded voices. It's basically just a fun excuse for me to do fast drumming. Enjoy.

EDIT: Great stuff Plat, as usual. I like this one lots. It's up there with my other favorite Plat songs. Great job.

<b>Title:</b> Sleep Apnea
<b>Due:</b> Links posted by 7:30 PM pdt (90 minutes)

William Regal is said to have Sleep Apnea.

I don't want to make a song so that is my contribution.

Sleep Apnea

My throat has been really sore recently, which helped kill my last attempt and didn't help me much tonight.

I don't ever get home from work until about 8 man...but one day, I'm gonna do one of these.... great idea man.

Officially none of these on Tuesdays and Thursdays for me now. Job! Yes! Pay off my equipment. Blech.

Puce: Reminds me of a slightly effected Bowie track for some reason.

JR: Crazy kick pedal action there. I'm fully supportive of going nuts on the drums, though I'm curious what the lyrics are. Even if they're improvised.

<b>Title:</b> The Most Famous Circle in the World
<b>Due:</b> Links posted by 7:30 PM pdt (90 minutes)