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You should said loudly "for the last time I will not take your money to sodmize you lady!!!!"


Or something equally twisted.

Sven wrote:some bitch poured a beer in my lap tonight. what a stupid thing to do. gahd. i wasn't even being a dick or anything.

That means that she wants you to stick it in her pooper.

personally, I would have demanded she suck the liquid out of your jeans. Especially if it was anywhere near your crotch. Not so much fun if it was on your hem or something. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

One of my favourite tricks is spilling beer on the cleavage, apologising, and then licking it off. Oddly, this works more often than it seems it should.

sausage boy wrote:personally, I would have demanded she suck the liquid out of your jeans. Especially if it was anywhere near your crotch. Not so much fun if it was on your hem or something. Unless you are into that kind of thing.

One of my favourite tricks is spilling beer on the cleavage, apologising, and then licking it off. Oddly, this works more often than it seems it should.

I was always fond of the old:
"I bet I can make your tits wobble without touching them......uninvited breast fondle.......OK - you win - here's your 20 cents"

John, I figured you for the Australian Death Grip type.

Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.

Billy's Little Trip wrote: Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.

The technical term for that is: foreplay.

You darty barsid

It started with Guinness and ended with Keystone Light. How the Hell did this happen on a Tuesday?

jimtyrrell wrote:It started with Guinness and ended with Keystone Light. How the Hell did this happen on a Tuesday?

That's like going from Burnese Mountain dog to toy poodle - it's kinda like they're both dogs.

rdurand wrote:

jimtyrrell wrote:It started with Guinness and ended with Keystone Light. How the Hell did this happen on a Tuesday?

That's like going from Burnese Mountain dog to toy poodle - it's kinda like they're both dogs.

Or maybe sick and frail toy poodle.

But seriously, screw keystone light. When it comes to cheap beers, PBR all the way. Or Miller High Life in the the orange hunting cans. 8)

When it comes to cheap beer, I'm a fan of Genessee Cream Ale. Nothing else in the price range comes close, as far as I'm concerned.

I think that may have been the first Keystone light for me. A peculiarly sweet beer that actually reminded me of PBR. My palate was somewhat tainted at this point, you understand.

Scotch.......Rocks......Repeat.

Ahhhhh.

At least you got them in the right order, Jim. Always save the bad beer for when you can no longer the difference.

SPUD

This was a stupid post.

How can you talk about cheap bear without mentioning, Milwaukee Best?
Ahhh crap never tasted so good.

Spud wrote:At least you got them in the right order, Jim. Always save the bad beer for when you can no longer the difference.

SPUD

Sounds like you drank so much that you lost your taste.

FFS does work ever interfere with my drinking. Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking?

Oh wait, I'm not good looking. FUCK. I'm totally screwed.

Drunk. Tomorrow will be a good night. Better than tonight.

There's this girl. and like... yeah.

Goddammit. I don't remember that post.

Tonight will be fun. I'll be seeing a bunch of girls who haven't seen me since I lost 30 lbs. Sexy times.

Gayest drink I've ever drank: Peach Absolut with Sunrype Strawberry/Kiwi juice.

The peach vodka was even in airline bottles form. Someone brought over a couple of those sampler packs a while ago, and the peach ones ended up in my freezer.

Gay or not, this drink tastes pretty good. I prefer beer, though.

You may as well have said, "this cock tastes pretty good. I prefer pussy, though."