Monkey Affairs IV MAIN

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:17 pm

Here is the result of your 247 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 143 of 247 questions, making you 42.1% sexually pure (57.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 42.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 38%, based on a comparison of your test results with 75999 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 70.9%.
The first submission for this test was received August 16, 1997.

john m · Post by **john m** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:42 pm

On Sober's test, I got 89.1%.

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:56 pm

Man, the whole idea of purity tests has been tainted by the internet. Now anyone can make a horrible horrible "test" that defines none of the terms it is using, that places homosexual activity on a different plane than heterosexual activity without regards to whether the person normally engages in these type of behavior, that assumes that the first time you can have unpaid-for sex is on "the first date", that throws in a bunch of questions to be funny and leaves out a bunch that could be interesting, etc etc ad nauseum.

(Yeah, I know, it's just a stupid online test.)

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:51 pm

15-16 puzzle wrote:horrible "test" that defines none of the terms it is using, that places homosexual activity on a different plane than heterosexual activity without regards to whether the person normally engages in these type of behavior,

Yeah, I noticed this... then I thought that maybe the first part of the test should have specified heterosexuality questions...that way you wouldn't click yes on more than one section based on the same question appearing there twice...unless of course...you did it in both categories that is. Which is why there has to be two sections to begin with. That way the Bisexual community can once again be ridiculed and be considered even more unpure than both the heterosexual and homosexual.

(and yes, it's just a stupid internet test)

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:20 pm

Erik's gay.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:29 am

The Sober Irishman wrote:Erik's gay.

Well, if you would stop sucking his C#@k! every now and then he wouldn't be so gay!

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:01 pm

BOO-yaa!!

Here is the result of your 247 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 97 of 247 questions, making you 60.7% sexually pure (39.3% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 60.7% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 26%, based on a comparison of your test results with 75999 other submissions for this test.

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:18 pm

tviyh wrote:BOO-yaa!!

Here is the result of your 247 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 97 of 247 questions, making you 60.7% sexually pure (39.3% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 60.7% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 26%, based on a comparison of your test results with 75999 other submissions for this test.

lot better then the rest of us...

john m · Post by **john m** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:41 pm

Poor June wrote:lot better then the rest of us...

Uh, I did mention that I got 89.1%, right? Yep, it's right up there.

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:31 am

john m wrote:
Poor June wrote:lot better then the rest of us...
Uh, I did mention that I got 89.1%, right? Yep, it's right up there.

oh sorry i thought i remembered someone bein' higher... but i couldn't remember who... so i didn't wanna name names...

but yea... congratulations on winnin' \m/

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:58 am

john m wrote:
Poor June wrote:lot better then the rest of us...
Uh, I did mention that I got 89.1%, right? Yep, it's right up there.

awe yeah... me and sober are gonna have to tap that @$$ next songfight! LIVE

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:10 am

hahaha...

ok i have two new songs...

one is my cover of 'Imitation of Life' by R.E.M.

and the other is an instrumental called 'a place in the stars'

and here is a link if you are interested

<a href="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/poorj ... htm">Click here to go</a>

much love \m/

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:25 am

For some reason, this site is fun as hell to me.

"with a surfeit of beats, I'm unlikely to run out
Plus I'm so bright it's like redundant to have the sun out"

That line now has new meaning for me.

c hack · Post by **c hack** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:14 pm

This is pretty neat: http://razghul.ice.org/misc/zoom/zoom.htm

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:07 pm

Poor June wrote:
tviyh wrote:
jack shite wrote:next closest: 78 (by the admin no less!)
not anymore.. jon eric has surpassed him (barely). not that that should come as a surprise to anybody. and poor june is just behind that, not that that should be much of a surprise either.
i see my name O_o i must post... and keep my number high...

All about Poor June

Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Total posts: 202
[5.95% of total / 8.42 posts per day]

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:12 pm

tviyh wrote:
Poor June wrote:
tviyh wrote: not anymore.. jon eric has surpassed him (barely). not that that should come as a surprise to anybody. and poor june is just behind that, not that that should be much of a surprise either.
i see my name O_o i must post... and keep my number high...
All about Poor June

Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Total posts: 202
[5.95% of total / 8.42 posts per day]

i kept my word... i've made everybody hate me over it... but i didn't lie

JonPorobil · Post by **JonPorobil** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:19 pm

Come on, I was the champ, and now I got a clean slate. This bites. No one can keep up with J$ without a head start!

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:28 am

c hack wrote:This is pretty neat: http://razghul.ice.org/misc/zoom/zoom.htm

I'm constantly blown away by how fast stuff circulates on the web, I received an email last week about that site. It's very cool!

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:45 am

Generic wrote:Come on, I was the champ, and now I got a clean slate. This bites. No one can keep up with J$ without a head start!

Think where I could be if I hadn't lost that week away on business, which let all you pretenders re-emerge.

217
[5.99% of total / 8.35 posts per day]

I am so posty!

j$

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:38 am

Proving there really is no such thing as an original idea, or perhaps that feeble minds think alike, I stumbled across this whilst googling ..

*sigh*

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:40 am

Generic wrote:Come on, I was the champ, and now I got a clean slate. This bites. No one can keep up with J$ without a head start!

so true.

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:44 pm

http://www.fantasyteevee.com/home.php

It's like fantasy football, but with TV characters instead of football players.