W.A.I.L. I.A.A.C. Thanks so much to Jack for organising this. And just to clarify, I am not being ironic when I say i f*ckin' love Carpenters (no "the", like Buzzcocks.) my reviews might be a bit tough as a result.
BBABM - I am suspicious of people who enter a coverfight while admitting they don’t know any of the original artists’ work, AND also diss the song they chose (there is no compulsion to take part in everything going on), but I will try mah hard-y-est not to be partisan.
I do have to say the original is a favourite of my other half and I am partial to it as well, so while I admire the breaking down of the song into its constituent parts trying to reveal the tune within, I feel you’re taking it too far and in the process losing the charm of the song. This is well performed and recorded and all that, but for it’s just no fun to listen to, whereas the original has fun pouring out of all its big alien visitor orifices. Minor issue - I love the alien voices on the original and I am not partial to your flangy ones. In short, and I feel bad saying it as I’ve enjoyed other stuff I’ve heard of yours – if your aim was to show how dull you found the original, congrats, you succeeded.
Sportswriters – Love that organ / organ patch. Also the BVs in the chorus. Good, smooth mix. I realise I don’t know the original. There is a melody part here which reminds me of TMBG (is it Birdcage?) Nice to know they have good nicking taste. This makes me want to check the original out, which is a compliment. Not sure about the extended break-down – I kind of want that to be the extended psychedelic fade-out, and the song to end there. Yeah, this is just way too long for what’s there, but what’s there is as smooth as, so no complaints. And had it ended where I wanted it to end, I would have missed the spazzy Wakeman keyboards fade-out
Shite-icus – Oh, I feel stoned just listening to this! Lovely jazzy tone on the bass and the keyboard tones are hill-arry-oose. Vocals are buried for the first minute or so, which is a shame. Seems to right itself towards the end. I am not sure if this isn’t a BMP or 10 too slow for me – i think the issue only reals comes to bear on the chorus which should jump alive and sprinkle its moondust all over ones ears, but here it’s not quite perky enough for my tastes. Now THAT’s a MIDI horn ... solid, but for me just lacking that final cupcake of greatness somewhere, I know not where.
Karenvan Ray – I think people have said before the vocals are just a tad too low in the mix, especially with the vocal performance being so good, and in a lower register than I associate with you. Really cool eighties electro feel to this. I kind of wanted the drums to kick in faster, like the Human League, although I guess this wouldn’t be out of place on “Being Boiled”. Don’t know the original. Perhaps between two stools – could have gone for mid-era League in the beat or early Cabaret Voltaire in the keys – but between those two stools sounds pretty good to me. (oh, that last phrase sounds filfthy to me.)
J$ - hey, it’s me! MIDI horns, my a*s! Jack, I TOLD you to stop chewing the leaves from the Green Tree. This song is my favourite Carpenters track, and it’s always tickled my fancy to think it’s about a first drug experience, so I wanted to make an aural equivalent of someone tripping their t*ts off. Didn’t quite come out as the Spiritualized track I wanted, but me happy with it. A bit too bassy, I realise as I playback. I am lousy at mixing. Amongst other things.
Paco – I love the arrangement- - manages to keep the jazzy feel of the original with the usual Paco style – which I liken to having bouncy castle inflated with laughing gas thrown at you by mischevious goblins whizzing past on roller-skates. Maybe dropping the key a little lower would help on a couple of the high notes? What would I know about that, right? But admirably bonkers. On second listen, I wonder whether maybe the drums could be a bit more driving? Lovely Spanish guitar solo. Ahhh, must go, someone’s throwing bouncy castles at me again.
Noah – Ha! I don’t think I know the original, or if I do, I don’t know it this way! Awesome American Gothic on this. Like the sludgy effect on the BVs. A very pleasant listen. The kicking in of guitars under the second chorus could do with being much louder. It should threaten to swamp the song before the break down relief, in my opinion anyway. Sweet solo-ing. You could have probably wrapped it up there, and left out the final chorus. Not a big thing, but it felt like it was ready to stop there, to me.
DJ Ranger Den – Creepy in a good way! I can hear it over the credits of some psychological thriller. Your voice sounds very good. It makes me think one-eyed, batter baby dolls, slighty scorched in some previous house fire with a pull-string that doesn’t work any more, so the voice comes out all strange and gurgly. This is, believe it or not, a massive compliment. I really enjoyed this one.
The Heartbreak of Invention – Is that a melodica? What a pretty cover. This gets pretty ridiculous by the time of the chorus, mind. Super-camp. I have to say, the original’s another favourite of mine, I don’t like the re-arrangement of the chorus at ALL (It should be “babybabybaby” as all one word), and I am not sure of the significance of the spoken word contrapunt (I know that’s not a word, it just should be). Wow, that’s a sudden ending! Hmmm, there were lots of elements in this song that threaten to make it the runaway best cover here, including the “Best of Random Orchestral Hits” sample pack in use (jk), but there is something a little too skew-wiff, even for me, to fully accept this into my love-house. It’s definitely got a place on the lawn next to my Herb Alpert gnome, mind.
Bgm - (
NB All my reviews are Written As I Listen. The following one captures perfectly my thought process as I work from reaction to response. It may be a bit fractured to follow easily. Sorry about that. Also I. Am. A. C*) The vocal take is very moving, you’ve captured that fragility which is the lion’s share of Karen’s charm (or at least the public perception of her.) Everything here is good – I fear this is going to be one of those “not my bag” moments – as soon as it kicked into the sluggish-punk-pop-ballad moment, I actually felt nauseous and had to take 30 seconds before carrying on listening - seriously. It’s
sacrilege, man. I can’t find any fault with it, I just hear/see a Scottish Travis. Which is not a good thing to be seen as. Ah, hang on, I AM going somewhere with this! So Travis covered Britney Spears on a B-side in early 2000s, and made the “take pop song, give it slow, indie ballad take to reveal its inner beauty” a bit of a cliché, one this cover doesn’t fully escape (though organ and wobbly guitar thing in verse are excellent) – no, sorry every time the chorus hits, I have to sit down in a darkened room. It’s all really well done, and I feel like a total heel going on about it. But obviously not so much of a heel as to stop doing it!
# - Say it ain’t so, Daddy! This can’t be the end of the ‘thorpe! Don’t they have internet in Sacramento? Great opening. I am not sure how I feel about covering a cover. It’s kinda cheaty, but it’s also very ‘thorpe, I suppose. This is great. “do right by me” section is just all kinds of charm offensive! I hope, when you and The ‘dog are doing your reunion cabaret, you’ll end each sell-out stadium show with this number.
Good coverfightage, folks. I liked them all. I think if it's only one vote, I'll give it to DJ Ranger Den, cos with heavy heart cast out # for being an (awesome) cover of a cover. I don't know how else I would decide. If I can vote for multiple, well lots of ya are gettin' em!
NOTE TO FIGHTMASTERS - SMILEY LIMITS WITHIN POSTS SHOULD BE LINKED TO LENGTH OF POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO FIND AND REMOVE ALL BUT 4 SMILIES IN THIS BIG BLURGE OF TEXT? REALLY! SMILIES ARE MY BREAD AND BUTTER! PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! B. JEE. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!