I'm kind o fdrink ruight now

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:14 am

so i wnet tho this Lane christmas partyy. Myself and my work collegue drank the place dry. It was in a sectoion of the state library too, and I put a pizza crust in a book about Aboriginal history.

Lord of Oats · Post by **Lord of Oats** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:29 am

sausage boy wrote:I put a pizza crust in a book about Aboriginal history.

I'm impressed! Congratulations.

(Yes, I'm serious. That's awesome.)

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:50 pm

dont ask

Post by **Spud** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:19 pm

roymond, you make me proud, sir.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:27 pm

Don't tell...

drë · Post by **drë** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:11 am

I don't need to be drunk to be incoherent. Fuckers!
Do office holiday parties blow or what? JESUS !!!

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:52 am

drë wrote:Do office holiday parties blow or what? JESUS !!!

I saw that in one of my dad's magazines once.

Paco Del Stinko · Post by **Paco Del Stinko** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:12 pm

Can I get a yee-haw out there?!?!

Billy's Little Trip · Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:03 pm

Yee haw, I'm fdrink!

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:15 am

I'm fdunkin druck, and I itend on being that way until new years day.
WOOOOOO

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:36 pm

Koshihikari Echigo is damn nice rice beer.

Post by **Spud** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:44 am

bump. This thread wasn't even used last night. Are we all growing up or something? Damn.

Billy's Little Trip · Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:05 am

Spud wrote:bump. This thread wasn't even used last night. Are we all growing up or something? Damn.

Nooop, I'm still just as short as I was last year.

mkilly · Post by **mkilly** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:32 am

kind of still drunk this morning. spent about two hours seated barside last night with a friend. later a few other friends showed up. I had my first singapore sling. verdict: not my beverage. I was way hungover for about six hours yesterday, but I recovered in time. bought a shot of maker's mark for the bartender and had one myself about fifteen seconds shy of the new year. got a free mind eraser + much free champagne for my chumminess there. had a shot of cuervo bought for me later by my station manager's girlfriend. had a caucasian. had a vodka gimlet. had a mothership whit. oh gosh.

signboy · Post by **signboy** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:57 am

Had the best night at Egan's. They had a special on martinis, but I don't like those. I like the rum. So I asked for a rum martini. Being the hillbilly town waitresses that they are, they said they have never heard of those. I said, in a condescending tone, "Honey, seriously. It's Captain Morgain Spiced, lime, and cranberry."
She thought I was a freak, but she brought anyway.
Long story short, six hours later, they were serving "rum" martinis to 12 tables. I've started a trend.
I always knew I rocked.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:57 am

...recovering from a night of drunken karaoke

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:56 pm

Just remembered a very simple drink when I like to change things up a bit. It's great for the alcoholic on the go that likes to keep a trim gut.

1. Glass full of ice. 12oz is perfect
2. Squeeze a wedge of lime over ice, drop said squeezed lime wedge on said ice
3. 1 shot of Bacardi dark rum or your favorite rum will be fine.
4. Fill the rest with A&W diet cream soda. It has to be A&W to taste good. Their diet cream soda is the only one that doesn't taste diet at all.

You can omit the lime if you don't like lime. But the citrus cuts the sweet down and makes for a refreshing drink.

For those that only like a drink or two, I suggest Bacardi 151 in this drink. It's a tasty low cal cocktail that puts a smile on your puss. It's great for the slow drinker.

BLT 2008

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:49 pm

I realised last night how long it has been since Legs has been out drinking. We had a quiet night at home, watching Evan Almighty, How William Shatner Changed The World and Bloodrayne, and drank a bottle of white wine between us.

By 1am, Legs was puking in the toilet. Nice.

Billy's Little Trip · Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:17 am

Poor legs. Next time keep it to one glass of wine and some cheese nips.

Reist · Post by **Reist** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:50 am

sausage boy wrote:By 1am, Legs was puking in the toilet. Nice.

After sharing one bottle? ... I guess you're right to say that Legs doesn't get out much.

ps: is "Legs" a nickname for your wife/girlfriend? Just wondering.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:03 am

Split a little guy of rum and a large diet coke with a friend while seeing Fool's Gold today. That movie was fucking AWESOME.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:38 pm

Reïst wrote:
sausage boy wrote:By 1am, Legs was puking in the toilet. Nice.
After sharing one bottle? ... I guess you're right to say that Legs doesn't get out much.

ps: is "Legs" a nickname for your wife/girlfriend? Just wondering.

Yeah, after sharing a bottle. I think some allowances should be made, as she consumes the amount of pill as a small country takes in a year, daily. We got fucking pills coming out of everywhere.

And yes, Legs is a nickname. And she is my girlfriend. Though one would often wonder why.