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- Goldman
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Pump? For 20 bucks, she let me phunt off this Australian musician. And that's Aussie bucks!!! I hope that clears things up.
glug glug glug egg makes wine. You can make wine too.
- Caravan Ray
- bono
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- Attlee
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However as a broken old number 2 no longer fit for playing I heartily commend the childish innocence of the Egg lyrics this week for Hooker Pump.....was exactly where my mind wandered....well... maybe the second place.Caravan Ray wrote:It's just a simple song about a postman - you must be reading too much into it.stueym wrote:In the interest of parents everywhere, please apply a Parental Advisory sticker to Ray's song this week....the lyrics alone are at least PG13 ratedCaravan Ray wrote:Signed, sealed and...

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."
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- Goldman
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Naturally, I have to point out to those who haven't read up, Caravan Ray wrote most of those as well. What a perv-- errrr.. brilliant man.
Australia!!!!
Australia!!!!
glug glug glug egg makes wine. You can make wine too.
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- A New Player
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- Attlee
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- Caravan Ray
- bono
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Don't give me all the credit Egg. I wouldn't have made the mistake of referring to the NRL - which is of course Rugby League, where the hookers wear no. 9 (or no. 12, back in the day) and they don't have line-outs!Egg wrote:Naturally, I have to point out to those who haven't read up, Caravan Ray wrote most of those as well. What a perv-- errrr.. brilliant man.
Australia!!!!

Nevermind - I'm sure I'm the only one who'll notice - can't wait to hear what you did with it!
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- Ibárruri
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hey fightmasters, is it possible to get new titles? please?
i'm hoping to do a song this week!
-bill
i'm hoping to do a song this week!
-bill
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thanks fms!
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you could always whip out the old "i was busy spending quality time with my daughter" excuse.stueym wrote:.......Mucho fun for us both even though Mrs. stueym was irritated and disappointed that I didn't do more of her 'hunny-do' list this weekend....guess my evenings this week are now accounted now

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- Caravan Ray
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Ah yes. I too have known the indescribable joy of having my buttocks gently cradled by the heads of two close friends, but I spent most of my career swanning about in the outside backs - having been deemed too pencil-necked (and frankly, far too pretty) for life in the 'engine room'.stueym wrote:
However as a broken old number 2 no longer fit for playing...
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- Goldman
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Caravan Ray wrote:Ah yes. I too have known the indescribable joy of having my buttocks gently cradled by the heads of two close friends, but I spent most of my career swanning about in the outside backs - having been deemed too pencil-necked (and frankly, far too pretty) for life in the 'engine room'.stueym wrote:
However as a broken old number 2 no longer fit for playing...
Ahhhhahahahaha! I was a back (if that even means the same thing in american), and I totally half-relate to what you're saying!
Rugby is a weird sport.
I can shamelessly promote this week's phuntsong, because I slept through the making of it.
Egg is a badass, and so is Caravan Ray.
<i>...and did I mention Ashok?? Damn!!!</i>
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- Ibárruri
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ouch, spud. you ok?
totalled, i expect.... sorry to see that.
-bill
totalled, i expect.... sorry to see that.
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- bono
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- thehipcola
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- Caravan Ray
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Yeah, from the photo I diagnosed it as a piston compression problem too.sausage boy wrote:there must be some kind of fucked up car epidemic going around the forum. My car lost compression in one of its pistons... now I run on 3 pistons.
...Sooooo, how about a game of "I Spy"?
Who wants to go first?