The Song Fight Bulletin Board

You're not thinking of Rick Astley, are you? That guy was awful.

jimtyrrell wrote:You're not thinking of Rick Astley, are you? That guy was awful.

Oh god, yes. That's him. Thanks for polluting my mind with his identity. Though I guess its all my own fault...

Was there more purpose to Wham! than flourescent shirts and shoelaces?

Sex.

Wake me up before you go-go, 'cause I'm not planning on going solo (so low?).

he meant wake me up so I don't have to wank it.

Leaf wrote:he meant wake me up so I don't have to wank it.

leaf, you seem awful fixated on masturbation lately.

I hate Nelly Furtado's voice, and her attitude. Aural masturbation.

I hate Jack Black's "old band" in the movie "School of Rock".

I hate red carpets and I hate People magazine.

jack wrote:

Leaf wrote:he meant wake me up so I don't have to wank it.

leaf, you seem awful fixated on masturbation lately.

Yeah... if lately means since I was 12.

Feldspar.

tonetripper wrote:Bonzo's Montreaux is one of the greatest drum solos ever done.

I hate anything with drum solos.

(not counting Caravan Leaf's "Gallows Hill", of course)

I hate HATE the Eagles with the burning fury of a thousand firey suns.
I hate Pink Floyd and Queenryche. Really really bad.

tonetripper wrote:Was there more purpose to Wham! than flourescent shirts and shoelaces?

I love Wham! I've listened to it since I was a baby.

c.layne wrote:anything involving rob thomas

Yeah, and when the hell did he become the hot new latin superstar. WTF. The Matchbox 20 stuff was bland, sterile sounding crap, but only mildly annoying. Ever since that tool hooked up with Santana he thinks he's some kind of latin lover.

WeaselSlayer wrote:Led Zepplin

I'm feeling the hatred here as well. I was subjected to a classic rock station for a couple hours this evening, and though it was tolerable, I found most of it annoying. Zepplin was played, so Luke's sentiments rung true to me this evening in particular.

Justincombustion wrote:I hate HATE the Eagles with the burning fury of a thousand firey suns.

There aren't words to adequately describe the sheer hatred I have for The Eagles.

As far as my own additions to the hate-fest:
-That motherfucker who did Rico Suave. My comments on Rob Thomas brought this to mind, and it really pisses me off that I even remembered the song.
-Toby Keith, no explanation required.
-Pretty much any country music could be wiped from existence without a tear from me, especially when they try and get cute or clever with their lyrics. Damn, I hate country music.

So much to hate, so little time.

Rik wrote:-Toby Keith, no explanation required.

i have it on good word that Hoblit, arguably (in my mind anyways) the rockinist dude on all of Songfight, is a big Toby Keith fan. don't get him started.

I dig Toby Keith. :/ As does StueyM.

Everyone wrote:Praise to that no-talent ass clown Toby Keith

Yeah, that's it, gang up on me now.
Face it, Dark Liberty is a better singer than that guy. And his songs are all so lame. Especially when he gets all overly patriotic. Toby Keith + patriotic = idiotic.

i think, somewhere buried, there's a thread dedicated solely to the idiocy of toby keith's overly patriotic, flag on his sleeve music.

jack wrote:i think, somewhere buried, there's a thread dedicated solely to the idiocy of toby keith's overly patriotic, flag on his sleeve music.

I consider myself mildly patriotic. I believe in this flawed democracy I call home, and display a flag on my backpack. Of course right next to it is this:
[censored annoying bit]

well, i'd argue that dissent is certainly more patriotic than blind faith. although a number of voters (lemmings) in the last election might beg to differ with me on that point.

the fact that big bad toby keith had to go and beat up on a poor, little dixie chick for speaking her mind (and doing something that is sort of the foundation of what this country was built on) shows what a big man he really is.

stay the course. even if it's sinking fast.

WRONG FUCKING THREAD! how does this shit keep turning into politics? who cares?

also:

three days grace.... worst... lyrics... ever

If someone said that a song I wrote was ignorant, and that is makes the entire genre of music I am associated with look ignorant, and that anyone could have written the song, then I would most definitely tell her to jump up my butt, regardless of whether she was in the Dixie Chicks or not.

Having a vagina does not entitle you to insult other people's music and have them not get offended.