Am I Forgiven for my Big Crude Success (prefight)

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:38 pm

wow..

Domain Name: BIGMOUNTAINFUDGECAKE.COM

Registrant:
Entropy Software, LLC
Josh Woodward (directi_com@fruhead.com)
PO Box 113
Van Buren
OH,45889
US
Tel. +011.4192993575

so.. very.. weak..

TheNedPlimptonOrchestra · Wed May 17, 2006 1:40 pm

i dont get it.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:46 pm

TheNedPlimptonOrchestra wrote:i dont get it.

Josh Woodward is a Songfight Legend. He has over 20 wins. Last year, he decided to drop out of active songfighting. But occasionally he returns making grungy 1 minute rock trash that is the antithesis of his normal sound and does it under the psuedonym Big Mountain Fudge Cake.

(Wow, did I just write a wiki entry...)

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:46 pm

josh is a dude who built up a huge amount of songfight good will with bruce springsteen and jack johnson imitations, and returns the favor of people from songfight coming to his shows by submitting a 30 second blast of bullshit and profanity.

real sweet.

bigmountainfudgecake · Wed May 17, 2006 1:54 pm

blue wrote:wow..

Domain Name: BIGMOUNTAINFUDGECAKE.COM

Josh is a dick. I kicked him out of the band because he used to bitch when I did lines of coke off of a stripper's leg during rehearsals. He couldn't handle the rock, and nothing is more rock than doing coke off of a stripper's leg. He kept telling us to develop our song structure more. To add more insightful lyrics. "Oh, a ballad here and there wouldn't hurt anyone..." Fuck that shit with a big rubber dick! The FUDGE CAKE is the one true HEART AND SOUL of SongFight for a reason. Anyone who makes pussy music like Josh is a sellout and WE DON'T MAKE PUSSY MUSIC, motherfucker.

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:55 pm

bigmountainfudgecake wrote:WE DON'T MAKE MUSIC, motherfucker.

yeah, i noticed.

bigmountainfudgecake · Wed May 17, 2006 2:00 pm

blue wrote:
bigmountainfudgecake wrote:
bigmountainfudgecake wrote:WE DON'T MAKE PUSSY MUSIC, motherfucker.
WE DON'T MAKE MUSIC, motherfucker.
yeah, i noticed.

You seem to be missing the "PUSSY". Not as if that's anything new to you, hippie.

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:03 pm

I would like to reiterate:

Niveous wrote: It seems Josh W has finally snapped. Back away from the Fudge Cake where it's safe.

I'm just waiting to see Josh dressed up like Ziggy Stardust.

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:07 pm

bigmountainfudgecake wrote:
blue wrote:
bigmountainfudgecake wrote:WE DON'T MAKE MUSIC, motherfucker.
yeah, i noticed.
You seem to be missing the "PUSSY". Not as if that's anything new to you, hippie.

got anything better?

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:04 pm

Josh Woodward is BMFC????!!!!
really?!
I think they kick ass
Big Success? not the best tune ever, but ya gotta take the rough with the smooth yo
quit whining

what I don't understand is why it takes them two months to write one of those tunes; halfway to an album and it still only clocks in at 3 minutes

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:26 pm

Furrypedro wrote: Big Success? not the best tune ever, but ya gotta take the rough with the smooth yo

no, you do not. there's no excuse for posting that particular pile of shit.

astrolamb · Post by **astrolamb** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:45 pm

After nearly a year I didn't think I could let this record sit still any longer:

Statistics:
10 entries, 0 wins = 0 percent.

Is there a record for most entries with no win? Or lowest number of votes? I want it.

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:56 pm

you have a long, long way to go.

http://songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2491

astrolamb · Post by **astrolamb** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:11 pm

Alright - nevermind - I take it back.

Maybe I'll actually devote myself to actually making a good song . . . that looks easier and less time consuming.

Steve Durand · Post by **Steve Durand** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:31 pm

For some reason I was lyrically challenged this week, I just couldn't make the words work out. So, my entry for "Am I Forgiven" will be a short instrumental.

Steve

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:28 pm

sdurand wrote: my entry for "Am I Forgiven" will be a short instrumental.

...and the answer to your instrumentally posed question will probably be "No".

Steve Durand · Post by **Steve Durand** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:55 pm

That's pretty much what I expect.

Steve

Ross · Post by **Ross** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:38 am

I'm in for "Am I Forgiven."

Tex Beaumont · Post by **Tex Beaumont** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:13 am

Tex Beaumont & The Dirty Hearts will be making their Songfight! debut this week in the "Big Success" fight.

To give fair warning - Caravan Ray's 2-year-old daughter thinks this is the best song she's ever heard.

Thanks to Rolf Harris for the eeffing-iffing and wobble board samples.

king_arthur · Post by **king_arthur** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:04 am

blue wrote:josh is a dude who built up a huge amount of songfight good will with bruce springsteen and jack johnson imitations, and returns the favor of people from songfight coming to his shows by submitting a 30 second blast of bullshit and profanity.

real sweet.

So, like, can we get the real Secret Santa to organize the JW hxaro lovefest? 'Cause, I'm, like, so in...

Charles (KA)

Screaming Poet · Post by **Screaming Poet** » Thu May 18, 2006 3:01 pm

Yeah so I submitted for crude and was pulling my hair out trying to get the level to a good one but couldn't in time. So I apologize for the quit level. I'm a retard when it comes to computers and trying to produce music.
I thought I had it figured out with Mp3 gain but it ended up distorting it quite a bit. If you guys want when you review on a scale of 1 to 10 let me know how annoying the level thing is

And the people who find it most annoying can help fix my prob. J/k But I do have some questions so I'll post those in help and how to forum

jseavers05 · Post by **jseavers05** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:43 pm

hey, same with me. i finished my song (big success) at 3 in the morning, so my mix down sucks. anyways, whenever my songs comes up in the playlist just blast the music. its cooler that way anyways...

Am I Forgiven for my Big Crude Success (prefight)

Big Success

Damn . . .

this week