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Plushpolly wrote:I do apologize for making a useless thread that will be around for years though. . . that just might keep me up at night.

teehee

I stay up at night thinking of Dan's girl-pizza avatar.

fodroy: Can you imagine the pressure though?

egg: ??

The pressure of what?

I usually only deal with environmental planning law - so I'm not really up on the US criminal system - but I think it would be difficult to achieve a successful prosecution for murder. However, in the wake of the recent Supreme Court decision, some of them could be potentially be tried as war criminals due to breaches of the Geneva Conventions in the illegal detention and mistreatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

polly:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/ ... /pizza.jpg">

Tex Beaumont:
I listened to a guy talk a good deal about the treatment of the Guantanamo folks, and he said some interesting things. Apparently, the Geneva Convention has a good bit to say about how we should treat people who are NOT prisoners of war too. So the general push-off defense that the Guantanamo "detainees" aren't prisoners of war gain the Bush administration nothing. Those Gonzales memos are super incriminating. Also, see girl-pizza.

erik: The pressure of being bred, born, and raised to be the president.

Egg wrote:teehee

I stay up at night thinking of Dan's girl-pizza avatar.

she's a pizza bride. there's a whole story behind it. basically, i was talking with a friend about pizza and we both decided that we would marry pizza if we could. hence, pizza bride. but then we'd eat our pizza brides and we'd end up sad, but not forlorn, because there are other pizza fish in the sea.

it was deep.

fodroy wrote: it was deep.

Dude,

Once, my friends and I decided it's every man's right to find himself a bride, regardless of sexual orientation. It's not my business if another man wants to devote himself to a man, a woman, chocolate, or .. a chocolate woman. And that's when it hit us. Chocolate woman.

We googled for hours, finding nothing but chocolate panties and tiny bonbons shaped like a woman's torso. We thought our fortunes had been made and we started drafting cover letters while contacting the patent offices.

Imagine my surprise when precisely one month later: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed ... 0chocolate

Damn.

Comments?

duuuuuude. i want a chocolate j-lo. i think they should definitely start making food people. that way, we can take a bride and eat her when we tired of her and want a new bride.

maybe we should just become cannibals.

Plushpolly wrote:weed out the mudslings from the thinkers

Did maybe you mean "those with a sense of humor" from "those without"?

I guess you could call that a sense of humor. . . .