Song Fight Drinking Game

jack · Post by **jack** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:41 pm

thinking "optional challenge" means "optional title"

Post by **Lunkhead** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:46 pm

Dude, I just thought it was funny, as one of the most common tactics on SongFight! is to vocode the vocals, since many of us here can't sing so great. It's like somebody saying "Hey, maybe I'll rap! I bet no one's done that before!" Or "I'll use instrument XYZ, I bet that's never been done before." I recognize you weren't saying that no one had done it before, but many gimmicks have been done so much here that they'd sound played out regardless of whether someone did it last week. Anyway, whatever...

Post by jb » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:55 pm

blakewalker wrote:it was actually me that said that, and i have never actually heard a song with vocoder on songfight before, so fucking crucify me.

Wow you're touchy. Take a chill pill. Here, look at a kitten:

<img src="http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncate ... addict.jpg">

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:17 pm

Oh Jesus, that cat's head looks like my Starbucks head. :/

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:23 pm

Denyer wrote:
jb wrote:You reply to spam posts, even though it makes it take like a bazilling clicks and a bunch of scrolling instead of three clicks to delete the spam. Oh wait, that just makes you aggravating, not a noob.
And I thought it was fun before I knew this!

Erwin Cloibhofer · Post by **Erwin Cloibhofer** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:37 pm

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fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:41 pm

That cat reminds me of Josh Woodward.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:58 pm

19. Being angry, in general. Once you've been around for a while you learn about things like cats in sinks which you can use to keep yourself calm and happy.

obscurity · Post by **obscurity** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:51 am

fluffy wrote:I think we need a corollary to #1, about telling people to fuck off when someone makes an innocent offhanded remark about something which happens to apply to you.

Fuck off.

;)

blakewalker · Post by **blakewalker** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:19 am

That cat is DEAD. oh shit I'M ANGRY AGAIN NOTHING WILL CONSOLE ME

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:33 am

N+7. Treating Help and How To threads like IRC.

N+8. Treating other threads like IRC.

N+9. With emoting.

Post by **Lunkhead** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:37 am

50. You try to win an argument about semantics with Erik, which is impossible.

jack · Post by **jack** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:47 am

51. you post an entire set of jokey reviews thinking that anyone else thinks it's funnier than you do.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:05 pm

I don't have an item, but dude, if vocoder works for your song, do it!
-bill

Post by **Lunkhead** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:39 pm

jack wrote:51. you post an entire set of jokey reviews thinking that anyone else thinks it's funnier than you do.

Word.

rone rivendale · Post by **rone rivendale** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:28 pm

"16. You vote for yourself hoping to break the inevitable tie"

Been there. Done that.

jack · Post by **jack** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:52 pm

i'll drink to that. in fact, i am. redhook esb.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:56 pm

And if the n00b wins legitimately, down the bottle.

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:18 am

How many drinks if the noob asserts that "Songfight is all about the reviews?"

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:59 am

Songfight Drinking Rule No 24:
If your song gets zero votes - you have to run around your computer 3 times with your trousers around your ankles

Songfight Drinking Rule No 24(a):
If you do 3 zero vote songs in a row - you must role up your lyric sheet, light a match and perform The Dance of the Flaming Arseholes

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:18 pm

Lunkhead wrote:"I'll use instrument XYZ, I bet that's never been done before."

My first entry had harp. A real effing harp.

20. Shitty harmonica playing

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:29 pm

21. n00b <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/i_love_y ... 3">doesn't know how to play guitar or sing or multitrack</a> on their first entry