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Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:09 pm**

Lucidia, what can I do about my small penis?

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:12 pm**

The Sober Irishman wrote:Lucidia, what can I do about my small penis?

Learn to use vector masks in photoshop and take advantage of the scale feature.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:16 pm**

The Sober Irishman wrote:Lucidia, what can I do about my small penis?

well the REAL problem about small penises, is that when people ask me about them, I can't tell them to shove them up their asses.

the other sad truth is that no one can help you with your small penis. the chances are, if it's really small, you can't even have sexual reassignment surgery, since there isn't enough viable tissue to make you a proper vagina.

i'm terribly sorry to hear about your condition. perhaps you should try some of those amazing penis enlargment solutions I keep hearing about through these emails and late night cable advertisements! I'm pretty sure they can't sell stuff that doesn't work, right?

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:19 pm**

lucidia wrote: well the REAL problem about small penises, is that when people ask me about them, I can't tell them to shove them up their asses.

Of course not, they wouldn't reach with being small & all.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:20 pm**

Did someone in here mention breasts?

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:26 pm**

Denyer wrote:Did someone in here mention breasts?

yeah but we fixed everything with a nice solid mental image of David Hasslehoff's crotch.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:30 pm**

Niveous needs to invite people to Songfight more often. Lucidia has officially hijacked this thread, and quite frankly, it's cracking me up as a result.

That is all. Carry on.

ROCK!

Glenn Case

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:34 am**

i'm in absentia from songfight working on my sports board, http://www.thegatorboard.com/bb - for which spud has disinherited me.

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:38 pm**

I sometimes spend way too much time at <a href="http://portalofevil.com/">Portal of Evil</a>, though I've gotten bored of it again lately. It goes in phases.

Posted: **Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:45 pm**

http://www.johnlsayers.com/phpBB2/index.php

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:34 pm**

I spend alot of time in http://www.gamingw.net

It's mostly about the rpgmaker communiity but they have forums for general stuff and general gaming and tons of other forums.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:38 pm**

Iheartnoise

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:00 pm**

apforums.net, for One Piece manga discussion.

blue, I went to that forum you linked, and the first thing that caught my eye was a thread called "last chance to pick up style points." I promptly left. Style points are a load of shit. In addition to methodically ruining college football, the BCS has also permanently turned me away from your forum.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:06 pm**

john m wrote:apforums.net, for One Piece manga discussion.

blue, I went to that forum you linked, and the first thing that caught my eye was a thread called "last chance to pick up style points." I promptly left. Style points are a load of shit. In addition to methodically ruining college football, the BCS has also permanently turned me away from your forum.

well, you being, i assume, an OSU fan and all, that's probably a good thing

.

but it was a link to an off-site news article.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:54 pm**

this friend of mine plays poker and gambles and i was looking over his shoulder one day and saw the username "sober" on the 2+2 forum. i told him to click the link to see if it was our pal jimmy and it was. i saw <a href="http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showf ... 8">this</a> post from dude and was going to post it here and make fun of him but then i saw that he'd done so already. oh well! at any rate my friend did say based on his other posts that sober's a bad player. so there's that, at least.

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