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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:48 am
by WeaselSlayer
Yeah, if you're a pussy.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:14 am
by Sober
Ow.

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:23 am
by WeaselSlayer
That was really more directed at Killy, but yeah cider's for pussies too. Everyone's invited to the HATE-DOWN!

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:45 pm
by Evermind
I get drunk off of two beers. I enjoy that fact, because it doesn't mean I'm a pussy.

It means I'm efficient.

Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:04 pm
by WeaselSlayer
Whatever, pussy.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:25 pm
by Sober
The 'ow' was referring to my hangover. I generally don't get them, but that McCormick's does the trick.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:11 pm
by Billy's Little Trip
The Sober Irishman wrote:You wana fuight? I'llf uck you up man. OOH IM TEX BEAUMONT. WWOOOOOO LOOK AT ME.
Image I'm hearing Stewie Griffin's drunk voice here.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:39 pm
by sausage boy
Update.

I am drunk,, too.
Its 3:00p,m here, and I am at wrk. And drunk. My job rocks, somethikes.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:15 am
by Sober
Hey everyone, I just picked up a fat girl from a gig.

At the gig:
5 Tuaca bombs

At the house:
3 weird vodka drinks that were totally gross
1 shot of Bacardi Razz (our bar is pretty dismal right now)

Drink all this and you, too, could have regrettable intercourse!

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:37 am
by obscurity
Yeah, I've never been to bed with an ugly woman...but I've woken up with a few.

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:29 pm
by Leaf
He said fat, not ugly. There is a difference.



Apparently it's 5 Tuaca bombs, 3 weird vodka drinks and 1 shot of Bacardi Razz.




*I jest.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:31 am
by WeaselSlayer
I've drunk more than is healthy or appropriate for any normal man. I still can't forget all of the things that make me miserable. Fuck. Where's that darn rascal handgun?! LOLOLOLOL

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:47 am
by WeaselSlayer
I can't even feel my toes.

edit - but my typing is immaculate...

edit2 - now my face is numb.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:28 pm
by Billy's Little Trip
WeaselSlayer wrote: now my face is numb.
Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:28 pm
by jb
druink again. funny how when you're drunk you start wishing for a girl to beerg ogle

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:29 pm
by WeaselSlayer
Billy's Little Trip wrote:Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?
Masturbation's lost its fun.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:19 pm
by Sober
My birthday is in two hours. I just woke up. Time to shower, go out, and get schwasted.

WOOOOOOOO

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:18 pm
by Billy's Little Trip
WeaselSlayer wrote:
Billy's Little Trip wrote:Are you fucked up and spun out in your room?
Masturbation's lost its fun.
You're fucking lazy

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:19 pm
by Billy's Little Trip
Happy Birthday Irish dude.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:31 am
by Sober
omfg im so fuckig frunk right ow lol

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:36 am
by Spud
I am thinking that it was actually a brilliant move by JB to create this thread in order to keep all of the drunken posts out of the rest of the board. Good work JB. Skol!

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:50 am
by Caravan Ray
Spud wrote:I am thinking that it was actually a brilliant move by JB to create this thread in order to keep all of the drunken posts out of the rest of the board. Good work JB. Skol!
I have about 2374 posts that probably should be moved to this thread